Sep 27, 2019 12:28 PM
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mity0k23
Now I want some fat crispy duck. With pesticide-free rice.
CheeseB0t
The fat ducks are then perfect for eating
Bystandr
A good method,and works here biologically.It should be noted that some species introduced for pest control can become problems.Here it works
allyouneedtodoisbreathe
True facts about the duck. You can thank me later https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
annoyedandgame
Shishoka
So the only problem is solved by breeding the ducks and eating them when they get too fat. This is pure win all around.
defaulted
Mother quacker
wasthatsandwich
v
kagwapuhan
The subtitles make this look like a new thing, but they do it in SE Asia as well, and it’s been around a long time
skankhunt4t2
belorim
You mean motherducker*
Streyker
JackalopeElope
Duck Sauce: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-43588774/dumping-pesticides-using-ducks-instead
proracing53
hawaiianflwr
We could do the same thing using chickens in fields. Instead of these inhuman productions farms - merge chicken farming with grain farms.
Alphonsethebear
Surely it should have been ‘welcome to the rice fields motherducker!’ Missed opportunity there!
StarscreamAndHutch
I’m a lead farmer
Carplah
SpaceCoyote300
RaymondCarver
Ullllllllltraaaaaaa Combo! Foie Gras!
mitharas
Monsanto wants to know your location.
PietroAretino
It's almost like nature intrinsically has a way of coexisting in balance with everything else. Almost like everything is homogeneous. Weird
andthenthat
"Animal cruelty!" -PETA probably.
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
Same reason why I use spiders, very good to have around your crops
reddenbocker
Somehow, I can't see fat ducks being a problem in a world where people EAT DUCKS.
HenryLongfellowIII
Hey, that gives me an idea for a way to deal with the obesity epidemic.
skwotingdog
Crispy Duck with rice later then its a win win. and duck shits has got to be good fertilizer
siler7
icyanddicey
It's fucking floor?
My word, i wanted to find a comment you made that was spelled incorrectly, or at least improperly punctuated... Bloody English teachers +1
Really though are you an English Teacher? And yes i noticed i have not capitalized the 't' on the last word ,!,,
I just pay attention to what I write. There's no need to capitalize "teacher" unless it's a proper noun.
is that right teacher?
imonsei
Fun fact. Rice doesn't need a flooded field to grow.
Northernwest
I love this fact! Blew my mind when I learned it. The water just keeps the weeds down.
Predicto
Yep, California grows the best sushi rice in the world, basically in a desert. Not sure if it's the best use of that limited water, however
WorkerLurker
I have a crazy idea for sea farms
ZackWester
true but in some place whit terrace growing (think stairs), the flooded field work more like ponds keeping it wet whit out tearing all the
dirt down hill.
T0go
True but the you can't grow rice and shrimp/fish/ducks in the same field or triple harvest without the paddy rotation system.
AnAmoeba
Lol, new ducks after the old ones are "too fat"
robotnixon13
They probably taste great.
Shamorza
I have a feeling the fat ducks still end up next to rice... albeit cooked rice.
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
*too delicious
lemiguess
NotAirConditioned
With no natural predators in Japan, these ducks take over.
malikcarr
So what you're saying is people need to eat more ducks?
*nods while munching on a duck*
Shnowonlymemes
Loving that they don't specify what happens to the fat ducks that get replaced each year. I bet they are all just fine.
kakivara
They all go to live on a big rice paddy upstate, where they can eat all the bugs they want.
True facts about the duck : https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
TrueNorthernLights
They retire, obvs.
TheSeanannigan
IT'S THE CIIIRRRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!
Yesisaidthat
Retired to a pond over the rainbow.
fidormula
A perfect medium.
Butane9000
ThanosAllThingsBalanced.jpeg
justkidneying
They went to go live on a farm somewhere
You joke but this is the sort of high yield intensive agriculture East Asia has been doing for millennia. You can get fish to do the same.
TheRudeWarrior
Tinoki
The butcher shelf is stocked with “cage free duck”. Win-win :)
Puvaradivi
Agreed. I'd much prefer meats coming from a sweet cage free happy life.
Kbantar
I tried to be a vegetarian as a teen. But holy fucking hell, I LOVE DUCK! So damn tasty.
schananagans
it really is bacon gone a-fowl. **tips hat
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Mmmm cage free duck.
CatMan999
They go on a show called The biggest duck loser
SpacemaniaXu
The circle of life~
MofongoBalls
Fried duck wings. Absolute fuego
paleofuturism
at least three of the countries listed you can find several duck dishes
palonewabone
They're just next store.
Underated comment
Cypheri
Poultry and waterfowl are a food source for much of the world. Get over it. Though I do wonder why they don't use bantam ducks instead.
DrewBerg
I don't think anyone was angry over the implication that the fat ducks would be eaten. I'm a vegetarian and I'd say eat them too. Chill.
Get over it? I eat them myself ya fkn nugget. It's a joke.
Gastroboi
Duck nuggets. Hmmm
TheDustyOne
They are upstate on a rice farm.
IDoPictureStuff
Probably same place my dog n hamster went.
whiskeywonka
And Jeff Foxworthys childhood pets ran away to.
tobiaswilson871
Circle of life, humans eat meat. Ducks are meat.
BlackavarLion
Sent to a fine bistro upstate.
DougDeNasty
GMO ducks.
graehall
This little ducky went to market.
Unbannable3
They're just hanging out at the market.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Shame I can only upvote this once.
vucanthi
Naked
countbassy
Plucked and in the fridge
Bingoismynameo
In the fridge!? They just hang them in the window.
chikachikabuumbuum
Right?! Refrigerators are for casuals
tht1goalie
Uh......what do they do with the old ducks? Is it like field rotation but for ducks?
They probably end up on a dinner table. Which is really a good thing, as they led non-abusive free lives before making it there.
The old ducks get....................fired.
c00lbeans69
They go to a nice farm in the country
Is the nice farm....is the nice farm the rice farm?
IWouldDoThings
unrelated.gif ?
Yes. That is exactly what happens, they rotate them, but perhaps not how you think.
Is it one year on, three years off?! WHAT IS THE DUCK ROTATION?! Lol
Rotate, yes sirree.
nero4ty2
*rotisserie
thatsthejoke.jpg
mity0k23
Now I want some fat crispy duck. With pesticide-free rice.
CheeseB0t
The fat ducks are then perfect for eating
Bystandr
A good method,and works here biologically.It should be noted that some species introduced for pest control can become problems.Here it works
allyouneedtodoisbreathe
True facts about the duck. You can thank me later https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
annoyedandgame
Shishoka
So the only problem is solved by breeding the ducks and eating them when they get too fat. This is pure win all around.
defaulted
Mother quacker
wasthatsandwich
kagwapuhan
The subtitles make this look like a new thing, but they do it in SE Asia as well, and it’s been around a long time
skankhunt4t2
belorim
You mean motherducker*
Streyker
JackalopeElope
Duck Sauce: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-43588774/dumping-pesticides-using-ducks-instead
proracing53
hawaiianflwr
We could do the same thing using chickens in fields. Instead of these inhuman productions farms - merge chicken farming with grain farms.
Alphonsethebear
Surely it should have been ‘welcome to the rice fields motherducker!’ Missed opportunity there!
StarscreamAndHutch
I’m a lead farmer
Carplah
SpaceCoyote300
RaymondCarver
Ullllllllltraaaaaaa Combo! Foie Gras!
mitharas
Monsanto wants to know your location.
PietroAretino
It's almost like nature intrinsically has a way of coexisting in balance with everything else. Almost like everything is homogeneous. Weird
andthenthat
"Animal cruelty!" -PETA probably.
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
Same reason why I use spiders, very good to have around your crops
reddenbocker
Somehow, I can't see fat ducks being a problem in a world where people EAT DUCKS.
HenryLongfellowIII
Hey, that gives me an idea for a way to deal with the obesity epidemic.
skwotingdog
Crispy Duck with rice later then its a win win. and duck shits has got to be good fertilizer
siler7
icyanddicey
It's fucking floor?
skwotingdog
My word, i wanted to find a comment you made that was spelled incorrectly, or at least improperly punctuated... Bloody English teachers +1
skwotingdog
Really though are you an English Teacher? And yes i noticed i have not capitalized the 't' on the last word ,!,,
siler7
I just pay attention to what I write. There's no need to capitalize "teacher" unless it's a proper noun.
skwotingdog
is that right teacher?
imonsei
Fun fact. Rice doesn't need a flooded field to grow.
Northernwest
I love this fact! Blew my mind when I learned it. The water just keeps the weeds down.
Predicto
Yep, California grows the best sushi rice in the world, basically in a desert. Not sure if it's the best use of that limited water, however
WorkerLurker
I have a crazy idea for sea farms
ZackWester
true but in some place whit terrace growing (think stairs), the flooded field work more like ponds keeping it wet whit out tearing all the
ZackWester
dirt down hill.
T0go
True but the you can't grow rice and shrimp/fish/ducks in the same field or triple harvest without the paddy rotation system.
AnAmoeba
Lol, new ducks after the old ones are "too fat"
robotnixon13
They probably taste great.
Shamorza
I have a feeling the fat ducks still end up next to rice... albeit cooked rice.
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
*too delicious
lemiguess
NotAirConditioned
With no natural predators in Japan, these ducks take over.
malikcarr
So what you're saying is people need to eat more ducks?
NotAirConditioned
*nods while munching on a duck*
Shnowonlymemes
Loving that they don't specify what happens to the fat ducks that get replaced each year. I bet they are all just fine.
kakivara
They all go to live on a big rice paddy upstate, where they can eat all the bugs they want.
allyouneedtodoisbreathe
True facts about the duck : https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
TrueNorthernLights
They retire, obvs.
TheSeanannigan
IT'S THE CIIIRRRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!
Shnowonlymemes
Yesisaidthat
Retired to a pond over the rainbow.
fidormula
A perfect medium.
Butane9000
ThanosAllThingsBalanced.jpeg
justkidneying
They went to go live on a farm somewhere
T0go
You joke but this is the sort of high yield intensive agriculture East Asia has been doing for millennia. You can get fish to do the same.
TheRudeWarrior
Tinoki
The butcher shelf is stocked with “cage free duck”. Win-win :)
Puvaradivi
Agreed. I'd much prefer meats coming from a sweet cage free happy life.
Kbantar
I tried to be a vegetarian as a teen. But holy fucking hell, I LOVE DUCK! So damn tasty.
schananagans
it really is bacon gone a-fowl. **tips hat
DrewtanggaurdiumLeviosa
Mmmm cage free duck.
CatMan999
They go on a show called The biggest duck loser
SpacemaniaXu
The circle of life~
MofongoBalls
Fried duck wings. Absolute fuego
paleofuturism
at least three of the countries listed you can find several duck dishes
palonewabone
They're just next store.
Shnowonlymemes
Underated comment
Cypheri
Poultry and waterfowl are a food source for much of the world. Get over it. Though I do wonder why they don't use bantam ducks instead.
DrewBerg
I don't think anyone was angry over the implication that the fat ducks would be eaten. I'm a vegetarian and I'd say eat them too. Chill.
Shnowonlymemes
Get over it? I eat them myself ya fkn nugget. It's a joke.
Gastroboi
Duck nuggets. Hmmm
TheDustyOne
They are upstate on a rice farm.
IDoPictureStuff
Probably same place my dog n hamster went.
whiskeywonka
And Jeff Foxworthys childhood pets ran away to.
tobiaswilson871
Circle of life, humans eat meat. Ducks are meat.
BlackavarLion
Sent to a fine bistro upstate.
DougDeNasty
GMO ducks.
graehall
This little ducky went to market.
Unbannable3
They're just hanging out at the market.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Shame I can only upvote this once.
vucanthi
Naked
countbassy
Plucked and in the fridge
Bingoismynameo
In the fridge!? They just hang them in the window.
chikachikabuumbuum
Right?! Refrigerators are for casuals
tht1goalie
Uh......what do they do with the old ducks? Is it like field rotation but for ducks?
Puvaradivi
They probably end up on a dinner table. Which is really a good thing, as they led non-abusive free lives before making it there.
siler7
The old ducks get....................fired.
c00lbeans69
They go to a nice farm in the country
tht1goalie
Is the nice farm....is the nice farm the rice farm?
IWouldDoThings
tht1goalie
unrelated.gif ?
Shnowonlymemes
Yes. That is exactly what happens, they rotate them, but perhaps not how you think.
tht1goalie
Is it one year on, three years off?! WHAT IS THE DUCK ROTATION?! Lol
siler7
Rotate, yes sirree.
nero4ty2
*rotisserie
siler7
thatsthejoke.jpg
nero4ty2