Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!

Sep 27, 2019 12:28 PM

OhMyYoureSexxy

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Now I want some fat crispy duck. With pesticide-free rice.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The fat ducks are then perfect for eating

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A good method,and works here biologically.It should be noted that some species introduced for pest control can become problems.Here it works

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True facts about the duck. You can thank me later https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

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So the only problem is solved by breeding the ducks and eating them when they get too fat. This is pure win all around.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mother quacker

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The subtitles make this look like a new thing, but they do it in SE Asia as well, and it’s been around a long time

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You mean motherducker*

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We could do the same thing using chickens in fields. Instead of these inhuman productions farms - merge chicken farming with grain farms.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely it should have been ‘welcome to the rice fields motherducker!’ Missed opportunity there!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m a lead farmer

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Ullllllllltraaaaaaa Combo! Foie Gras!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Monsanto wants to know your location.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's almost like nature intrinsically has a way of coexisting in balance with everything else. Almost like everything is homogeneous. Weird

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Animal cruelty!" -PETA probably.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same reason why I use spiders, very good to have around your crops

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somehow, I can't see fat ducks being a problem in a world where people EAT DUCKS.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, that gives me an idea for a way to deal with the obesity epidemic.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crispy Duck with rice later then its a win win. and duck shits has got to be good fertilizer

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It's fucking floor?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My word, i wanted to find a comment you made that was spelled incorrectly, or at least improperly punctuated... Bloody English teachers +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really though are you an English Teacher? And yes i noticed i have not capitalized the 't' on the last word ,!,,

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just pay attention to what I write. There's no need to capitalize "teacher" unless it's a proper noun.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is that right teacher?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fun fact. Rice doesn't need a flooded field to grow.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I love this fact! Blew my mind when I learned it. The water just keeps the weeds down.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yep, California grows the best sushi rice in the world, basically in a desert. Not sure if it's the best use of that limited water, however

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I have a crazy idea for sea farms

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

true but in some place whit terrace growing (think stairs), the flooded field work more like ponds keeping it wet whit out tearing all the

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dirt down hill.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True but the you can't grow rice and shrimp/fish/ducks in the same field or triple harvest without the paddy rotation system.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, new ducks after the old ones are "too fat"

6 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 0

They probably taste great.

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling the fat ducks still end up next to rice... albeit cooked rice.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

*too delicious

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With no natural predators in Japan, these ducks take over.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is people need to eat more ducks?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*nods while munching on a duck*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loving that they don't specify what happens to the fat ducks that get replaced each year. I bet they are all just fine.

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They all go to live on a big rice paddy upstate, where they can eat all the bugs they want.

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True facts about the duck : https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They retire, obvs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT'S THE CIIIRRRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!

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Retired to a pond over the rainbow.

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A perfect medium.

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They went to go live on a farm somewhere

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You joke but this is the sort of high yield intensive agriculture East Asia has been doing for millennia. You can get fish to do the same.

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The butcher shelf is stocked with “cage free duck”. Win-win :)

6 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

Agreed. I'd much prefer meats coming from a sweet cage free happy life.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I tried to be a vegetarian as a teen. But holy fucking hell, I LOVE DUCK! So damn tasty.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it really is bacon gone a-fowl. **tips hat

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Mmmm cage free duck.

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They go on a show called The biggest duck loser

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The circle of life~

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fried duck wings. Absolute fuego

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

at least three of the countries listed you can find several duck dishes

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They're just next store.

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Underated comment

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Poultry and waterfowl are a food source for much of the world. Get over it. Though I do wonder why they don't use bantam ducks instead.

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I don't think anyone was angry over the implication that the fat ducks would be eaten. I'm a vegetarian and I'd say eat them too. Chill.

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Get over it? I eat them myself ya fkn nugget. It's a joke.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Duck nuggets. Hmmm

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They are upstate on a rice farm.

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Probably same place my dog n hamster went.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And Jeff Foxworthys childhood pets ran away to.

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Circle of life, humans eat meat. Ducks are meat.

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Sent to a fine bistro upstate.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GMO ducks.

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This little ducky went to market.

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They're just hanging out at the market.

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Shame I can only upvote this once.

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Naked

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Plucked and in the fridge

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In the fridge!? They just hang them in the window.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Right?! Refrigerators are for casuals

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Uh......what do they do with the old ducks? Is it like field rotation but for ducks?

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They probably end up on a dinner table. Which is really a good thing, as they led non-abusive free lives before making it there.

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The old ducks get....................fired.

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They go to a nice farm in the country

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Is the nice farm....is the nice farm the rice farm?

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unrelated.gif ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. That is exactly what happens, they rotate them, but perhaps not how you think.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is it one year on, three years off?! WHAT IS THE DUCK ROTATION?! Lol

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Rotate, yes sirree.

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*rotisserie

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