He couldn't be more tacky if he were literally doing crowd work in a forgotten casino. This is so ultra cringe with the pens bit and the music. You know what - insert me INTO the matrix- I'm good being a battery. Where do I sign.
This is authoritarian shit. Demonstrate power any way you can, create a perception of grandeur around yourself, make others feel small and in a state of disequilibrium.
If he survives till the end of his presidency, can you imagine the poor saps that will have to fake him still being president while he is at Mar a lago? Daily briefings, fake news conferences, signing made up stuff?
There has to be someone on the inside low key trying to make him look like an idiot, but no matter how much of an idiot he looks like, it just doesn’t matter.
The president of my country, incidentally also while in Latin America (and incidentally also a narcissistic Russian asset), drew a lot of domestic criticism for, well, stealing the admittedly really nice pen used for signing the document. Ever since then people called him, among other things, pen stealer. But boy this is whole another level.
He handed out the pens to everybody, though... He only used one, which is what's supposed to make them commemorative and/or worth a lot of money. Unless you mean a different event?
By the size, they appear to be markers because Trump has to have his name as bold-font as possible, and they need to be thick because he's had so many strokes that he can't hold a normal pen properly.
Sebastopol140
What a moron.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
napalmEnema
He couldn't be more tacky if he were literally doing crowd work in a forgotten casino. This is so ultra cringe with the pens bit and the music. You know what - insert me INTO the matrix- I'm good being a battery. Where do I sign.
nycmeltdown
Worst Tiny Desk performance
tooL8
I think he's just leaking....
BluesFish
This is authoritarian shit. Demonstrate power any way you can, create a perception of grandeur around yourself, make others feel small and in a state of disequilibrium.
demosteness
Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
TexMexHex
Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
Fargus57
And the band played on, while the Titanic sank.
demosteness
Racist Pedo’s Bombing Circus
cytherians
MONTY PYTHON's FLYING CIRCUS
DONALD TRUMP's GRIFTING CIRCUS
Blizky
I wonder if he asked why the Texas flag was there 😅
Nalianna
Was expecting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ
ralph2sam
Nice of him to add the tuba
dm22b
If only the Monty Python foot would fall
ArchaeoEejit
Donnie Syphon, grifting, rapist.
bigdix69420
** PPPPFFFFFSSSSTTT**
RenaissanceFaireMan
Or a petunia.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
MapleSyrupMafia
Can we talk about how his brain is so gone that he keeps moving the chair in front of him...
Cornchip2000
Circus music for a real clown.
AmyBethMegJo
I want him to leave my dear John Philip Sousa out of his performative BS!
nnjd4zqrrq31415
Waiting for the obituary
CaptCrobar
WTF isnt that the monty python music?? We... all died in 2012 didn't we that's why everything is fucking weird now.
theshinobi23
If the trumpets are blasting, they might not hear Trump's shit blasting in his diaper?
SlyMrFox
Imagine the smell.
Mapconsuela
shouldnt it be the empire theme?
jmacg
I was thinking Fučík's Entry of the Gladiators. https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=oBH6KBV98Qk1Wzws
RatoMolhado
Look how happy they are with a Sharpie! My president is such a shame...
mylastnameisliteral
What do you want to bet this Bubba-sucking, child-raping piece of smegma thinks the Sharpie is for, to make the effects "permanent"?
RatoMolhado
Well, that's what it say right there, isn't it? It's normal to think that!
tclothingw
Please tell me that Uruguay was not part of this bullshit
InTangier
Quite a few of them were probably there just for shits and giggles. I know I would.
Krytture
If he survives till the end of his presidency, can you imagine the poor saps that will have to fake him still being president while he is at Mar a lago? Daily briefings, fake news conferences, signing made up stuff?
hogeyegrex
There has to be someone on the inside low key trying to make him look like an idiot, but no matter how much of an idiot he looks like, it just doesn’t matter.
I hate this fucking timeline.
DangerBaer
He's too stupid to realize he's not smart.
Idontneedrealfacts
How do I get that close to him? If I got close enough to him, I could "shake his hand".
iamthemurray
I keep calling Satan to make a deal and the fucker keeps holy ghosting me
Eleshar24
The president of my country, incidentally also while in Latin America (and incidentally also a narcissistic Russian asset), drew a lot of domestic criticism for, well, stealing the admittedly really nice pen used for signing the document. Ever since then people called him, among other things, pen stealer. But boy this is whole another level.
PicassoCT
Pen is goon
onlymostofthetime
he's really more of an Israeli asset these days.
nation543
He handed out the pens to everybody, though... He only used one, which is what's supposed to make them commemorative and/or worth a lot of money. Unless you mean a different event?
By the size, they appear to be markers because Trump has to have his name as bold-font as possible, and they need to be thick because he's had so many strokes that he can't hold a normal pen properly.
Eleshar24
Yes, he was handing out sharpies to heads of states.
therealalansmithee
Would bet 100% they had the Presidential seal and his name on it