Leigh McGowan (@politicsgirl) is consistently the smartest person in the room.
Cody Dahler (@mrcodydahler): Extraordinary scenes that absolutely 100% answer all of the questions we didn’t know we had! Fabulous work Melania!
Retired Major General Randy Manner: "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is not connected to reality... Trump has started more wars than any president in our lifetime... what victory? Hegseth is a clear and present danger to the United States"
Triggered by the truth, Trump: "Let, let me just tell you, we win no matter what... Let's see what happens. But from my standpoint, I don't care."
Reecie Colbert (@reeciecolbert): Melania's Epstein speech makes perfect sense as distraction from the Iran War and the so-called ceasefire, but Trump can't stop making headlines, threatens Iran and sends the three stooges to negotiate an end to the war.
Meidas Touch (@meidastouch): Swalwell's campaign in free fall, Trump floats sweeping pardons, Americans feeling the squeeze. High stakes Iran talks, new Epstein-linked allegations, global tensions-from the Vatican to Hungary-are escalating fast.
Pete Buttigieg – Goes From Hemingway to the Death Star, explaining what Trump's threats of ending a civilization has done to the US and the ramifications of it
13-year-old girl captured the moment Israel began its assault on Beirut, Lebanon April 8, 2026 (@aljazeeraenglish)
Alex Pearlman (@pearlmania500): April 10th, 2026 "Crazy to have higher standards for streamers than senators. John Fetterman is always wrong." – Screaming Alert
Anthony (@silentmiddlechild): Iran Ceasefire announced – For now, at least...
Villagers in Malaga, Spain, burned an effigy of Israeli PM Netanyahu – As Big Jim McBain and Billy Shakes would say: "He blowed up real good!"
Priyanka Navani (@navanipriyanka): "It's been 48 hours since what is being called 'Black Wednesday' 350+ killed, families without closure, and many in Beirut living in a state of disorientation. God bless Lebanon."
Meidas Touch (@meidastouch): The ceasefire is collapsing, Trump is lying about the deal he made, and Melania is holding an emergency address on... Epstein?! Here are today's top stories in about 2 minutes.
Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas): Melania Trump just publicly demanded that Congress allow Epstein survivors to testify under oath for the truth to come out.
The Real Cornpop (@therealcornpop): "100 airstrikes in ten minutes feels like this"
Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas): Complete chaos is breaking out right now over the ceasefire or lack thereof.
Christina Talks Tea (@christinatalkst): "Viva La France"
Jessica DeCou (Veronica and the Baby Boo): "America 2026" (Satire?)
Spaced Ghost of Trump Coasts
Alex Pearlman (@pearlmania500): April 9th 2026 – This is VERBATIM, he posted that he isn't mad for over two minutes. This DESTROYED my voice worse than yelling."
Meidas Touch (@meidastouch): The so-called ceasefire is unraveling in real time as new strikes hit Iran, Iran retaliates across the region, Israel escalates attacks in Lebanon, and disputes over the deal's terms deepen.
Jeanine Pirreaux (@jeaninepirreaux): Hey Pam Bondi, how's the stock market now that you're fired?
Greta Thunberg (@gretthunberg): "It is not too late to say stop"
Trump explains to non-fans: Foolish Americans without the War, Israel would be gone and the Middle East at a minimum in big trouble
Not trying to get any hopes up
Stuart Rojstaczer (@stuarth2o): Trump's April Fool's Day Speech About Iran, His Losing Streak & What They Mean For Trump's Future.
Hey Anthony (@silentmiddlechild): "Did Trump just sign an executive order to restrict mail-in voting?" – Notice how he's trying to consolidate all the power into his secret police
Clay (@what.inclaynation): Pete Hegseth overrules, army pilot, suspension and cancels investigation all for Kid Rock
The Briefing with Jen Psaki: Jen talks with John Kerry on why Trump listened to Netanyahu about attacking Iran
Silent Middle Child: New Attorney General Todd Blanche (Trump's personal lawyer) says he won't release more Epstein files
Leigh McGowan (@iampoliticsgirl): Here's what they're not telling you about the SAVE Act
Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig of MS Now with a photo to brighten your day
Peter the insane Hegseth preaches how it (someone not named Jesus) really went down Good Friday and was reborn on Easter Sunday, as the rest of the unholy trinity fidget in the wings