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ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
My dad is in an urn in my kitchen. It's blue because he liked blue.
Twinklepot
I know someone who had her son's ashes made into a firework. They had a celebration of his life and set off the firework. Awesome!
Legne
I'm going to be a coral reef.
peketu
Just take me to the taxidermist
askanceview
We cremated my mother when she died, but were unable to spread her ashes over a tomato plant, as she requested. We just moved she died (1/2)
askanceview
(2/2) and lost her garden. I made a tomato-shaped urn for her ashes, and resides next to her philosophy books. I think she would like that.
kragor85
I've already instructed my wife to bury me in a shallow unmarked grave in disputed territory.
Onyxalchemyst
My grandfather's ashes were launched into space along with the ashes of Star Trek's Scotty actor James Doohan (1/2)
Onyxalchemyst
Granddad's career was aerospace engineering with NASA, and my father was a huge trekkie, so it only felt right. (2/2)
TheTruestRepairman
I've never thought about this, but imagine people waking up from a cryogenic sleep to find out that Donald Trump is the president of the USA
WithRamenAndLove
it would be like "I could have been a tree. Why did I not choose to be a tree?"
AwesomeName
Taxidermy is the way to go.
AwesomeName
propelledfeline
I forgot my sauces: http://legacyfunerals.com/burial-methods.html and http:">html">http://legacyfunerals.com/burial-methods.html and http://www.livescience.com/15980-death-8-burial-alternatives.html
wuffeemoz
If you're interested in this shit, read Mary Roach's "Stiff." Pretty funny, awesome ideas.
propelledfeline
Thanks, one idea I've thought about is having a black smith make a sword with my ashes infused with it somehow.
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
when I die I'd like to be buried so when the zombies come I can join in and fuck humanity
SteakBabies
If I ever become a zombie, I want machetes duct taped to my hands and to be wearing full body armor
username063
Family plants me in a tree pot, neglects tree, I die again.
Soyoulikefishdicks
Im on board with a viking funeral.
citoyenne
I'm assuming it's not a coincidence that the mummification service was started by someone named Ra.
drunkbs
I want to go like Hunter S Thompson
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I loved how Johnny Depp told that story on the Graham Norton Show
Mukeli
I would tell my family that I was made in to a vinyl in my will and leave just a normal vinyl that has a note that says listen in 6 months1/
Mukeli
In addition id "leave" them a tree that was actually me and the vinyl says that i bet you let tree die bitches. Worry more about nature.
WhatzitTooya
Putting dead bodies on a tree, in a warm, moist climate like the Philippines... I dont even want to imagine the smell. No.
YouThinkThatsBad
They did it in the warm moist climate of the South US for a while and seemed to cause a gathering of people.
WhatzitTooya
Well, sure, but you know, the Filipino guys where probably already dead when they got put there...
Unverified
I want to bury my enemies in that urn, then burn the plant. I've killed you twice.
OscarWao
http://imgur.com/StemoWN
Cyoulateralligator
as a funeral director.. don't get embalmed. everyone has a diaper and we seal any leaks with glue and butt plugs..edema is the devil
Larentiah
For real? Please do an informational post!
Waaahmbulance
Seriously?!
Cyoulateralligator
embalming is basically an arms race against bloating and leaking (fluids collecting is edema) hmm ill try and put together a post
Cyoulateralligator
things like punctures from an IV or anything have to get sealed
Cyoulateralligator
other fun one is cavity fluid. If you have ever microwaved chicken, so its raw on the inside but cooked
Cyoulateralligator
on the outside thats how the cavity fluid works. It chemically seals the inside. If you spill any the whole room is evacuated
RedWebster
"Just toss me in the trash." -Frank Reynolds
TrufflesBrewing
Inb4 I'm going to be a dank weed tree bruh
MostChilledCat
Thats what my friends and me gonna do haha
Risbell38
We've all seen what happens when you smoke your boys ashes. (Ivory-how high)
Lizaderp
I want the potted plant one for my husband so I can kill him twice.
Gungagin
You win Imgur today! best comment!
MuseMatar
Is being compressed into a diamond then launched into space an option? I want to be a space diamond.
propelledfeline
You're an expensive dead body
KillahQueen
Zod is that you?
FluffyStein
Off to join the Great Diamond Authority I see.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Twinkle twinkle musematar, fancy S.O.B. you are
Pawnderlust
Shine bright like a diamond
Sobelimas
You're going to confuse the hell out of whatever alien geologist finds you lol
UhtredSonOfUhtred
And i want to be an space cowboy
Tubageddon
I'd rather be frozen then sent to space for aliens to find and be like "what in the hell is that thing"
comnakr
You're already a space diamond to me @musematar you're dazzling and out of this world
IMainReinhardt
Well played
MuseMatar
Oh you *blushes*
MyOtherRideIsAChocobo
"Ok Peter, that's enough." -Lois
thenotoriousIMG
Shine on you crazy diamond.
thatbitchPO
Damnit you beat me too it
thatbitchPO
To* ugh I'm fucking everything up.
Allboobandmoreboob
Came here to upvote this
GranKingZero
You want to be a crystal gem don't you
FluffyStein
There's the comment
TheStaleBread
But...the diamonds are the bad guys
GranKingZero
You're very right
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
My funeral plans are complex... First, I want to be cremated, but still have a coffin and ceremony. Second, at that ceremony, my coffin 1/?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
will look like The Arc of the Covenant (feel free to toss a john/jane doe in the coffin, I won't care). Third, my cremation should take 2/?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
place will before my "funeral" where my ashes are to be placed inside of decent pens that have "Here lies (my name)" and then passed out 3/?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
among the attendees of the funeral without their knowledge. Left over pens will be placed at banks/shops/anywhere people steal pens. 4/?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Finally, I want my "Arc coffin" to be placed in an old and unkempt cemetery and my head stone to be made to look 100yrs old. If the 5/?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
tech is available, I would like the head stone to produce low lying fog and a hologram of me walking around as a ghost with noises. 6/6
Madamekg
Just throw me in the trash
Larentiah
lmfao I love how direct this is. But it's also sad, you deserve better than that. <3
Madamekg
Hahahaha it was meant to be a joke, it's a quote from always sunny in Philadelphia!!
Larentiah
I should put that on my "to watch" list I suppose!
Madamekg
It's so great, very dark humor but it's very funny.
AskDoctorJake
#12 Bomit to his friends: "When I'm gone, I want everyone to know that I was a gangster, through and through."
Sobelimas
Original... gansta
debunker
OG
ImUpTheySeeMeImDown
Diamond dogs
juliarobertsvaginadentata
I guess that would make We are the Dead a little on the nose.
OssoGrande
Throw me on a boat, push me on the Hudson, and shoot some flaming arrows at me
mirdreams
My husband claims if I really love him I will give him a true Viking funeral.
OssoGrande
Weekend at Bernie's style.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
If my wife truly loved me she would do the same for me... :/
OssoGrande
I've told my girlfriend that many times. It's either that or I'm being stuffed by a taxidermist...dress me up for the holidays and whatnot.
catprolly
Can someone just dump my body in an active volcano?
IJustFavoriteCuteAnimals
not legally...
VoidIncarnate
The volcano gods appreciate the virgin sacrifice. Was a little chewy, though.
MattSimply
What if after it becomes inactive? "He didn´t accomplish much in life, but after he died he deactivated a volcano and save a small village."
MPinky
Normally they sacrifice a live virgin...
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
Well I would make a joke about sacrificing virgins but we wouldn't be sacrificing you
dekket
Macho man!
Howdoilife
Ah so you are the sacrificial virgin that was promised
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Virgin sacrifice style eh?
ngc7293
Only after removing any useful parts
regurgitatedtofu
Yep but it will float for a while!
BerntheVote2020
Illegal.
thetalkingdonut
Riding a shark, strapped with explosives, right? Gotta stay macho.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
I recorded that a few days ago for my daughters and I can't stop watching it now lol
AndPromisTomorrow
No cause that is only virgins, and I know for a fact a hot and attractive Imgurian such as yourself won't qualify
LichyLichy18
Only if you die a virgin, we don't want to upset the Gods
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
It was gonna happen anyway
NinjaCongo
Quite decent chances for that, considering where we are.
Glaive18
"It's forbidden to throw anything into the volcano."
raptorsoldier
But not dumping..
youdownwithOCbyOP
Who downvoted this? Do they not know it's from An Idiot Abroad? This is a perfect comment.
NinjaFood
I'll be chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
SexierBeast
Then what's the point of having one?
2sday
For a ritual or just chuck your body all willy-nilly?
catprolly
Just chuck it..I don't even care if you miss at first and I'm only halfway in and you have to awkwardly kick the rest of me in
Barabal
Sure. Let me know when you are dead
spoopinator
best reply ever ever ever ever
Leadfoot
Typically soon after they hit the lava.
Solobolt
Emotionally or how a doctor would describe it?
wardenclyfe
The latter I'm guessing since most imgur users are already the former
Flyith2
Why not do it now?
MindTheBeard
Why wait? Call 8!
Zasep
Time saver.
Barabal
Sure why not. You bring marshmallows i bring beer.
Nuss69er
I'll bring some chairs!
Nasislike
But there's only one chair needed. One person sits. The other's chilling in some lava
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
I'll grab a guitar
debunker
Science. Donate your body to science. Help the world.
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debunker
Awesome for him to do that. Really makes a difference so that others in the future don't have to go through the same thing.
judgemasterven
Cryo-freezing-stasis-whatever is technically a non-exact science. Along with whatever may allow people to be revived later! It is science!
KebabRemovalUnit
Chances are your body will just be put in a corpse farm
debunker
Like a cemetery?
KebabRemovalUnit
Well yeah except above ground exposed to the elements
debunker
Ahhh .. is that what it's called? The place where they study decomposition. I'm ok with that .. that's science.
JudgeMoody
Only a small percentage 30% of bodies donated are ever used for scientific study. You have to meet a certain criteria body fat, height etc
JudgeMoody
Source:bf is a mortician
debunker
Right. But that's not a reason to NOT donate.
JudgeMoody
Right, it's not a reason not to donate. But, 70% of bodies donated are just desposed of
ikoart
Depends on your country, but either way it's not like they just say "No thanks" and dump you in the bin, you can still be nicely buried etc
debunker
Oh well. At least you tried. Like @ikoart said; they don't just throw you out. Plus, my first go-to is organ donation. Whatever they need.
DownWithBigParma
I'm not positive, but I think I read in Stiff by Mary Roach that if you are an organ donor, you cannot also donate your body to science
emergencyhuman
I could work on the rest, but height? Damn. How tall do I have to be?
debunker
It's based on need.
emergencyhuman
If I sense my end is near, I shall kill all tall people, so there's a surplus of that and I, the short one, will be needed.
debunker
Username accurate.