VeggieNinja93
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Oct 27, 2014 5:37 AM
VeggieNinja93
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xSplashAttackx
That tail wiggle
pizerbyte
how dare you put a rug on DJ rumba
Warranty
Magic Carpet is drunk.
brettus
I can show you the house, take you Roomba by Roomba...
YourWeirdErection
Shining, SHIMERING, SPINNING, OH GOD STOP SPINNING, OH GOD, HERGLEFP
areyoureadingmyusername
so majestic
LichelMaforge
Bahahahhahah
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
That song can also be about convincing someone to do weird butt stuff for the first time.
theoriginaljfizz
I just woke up. Seriously 15 seconds ago. I saw that carpet turn and let out a high pitched joyful noise that sort of resembled a laugh
theoriginaljfizz
Thank you, you've made my morning
imactuallyapuppet
A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLLLDDD
Fleggy
DJ Rugba
txGrizzly
http://media2.giphy.com/media/Ookneby9ez19C/200.gif
superamericaman
http://imgur.com/Xl5WQR6
NinjasStoleMyMama
perfect
snoyes
OK, everyone go home. The internet has been won for today. Congrats @VeggieNinja93 see you tomorrow everyone! http://imgur.com/g2iTVik
ItsATortoise
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31tceNB8f1r7gznfo1_500.gif
xenadukem
That look at the camera at the end. "WATCH WHERE YOURE DRIVING, ASSHOLE!"
Punk1209
I love Max The Roomba Cat!
jaythings123
Don't you dare close your eyes
MyNameIsNotCreative
I can blow up your world. Into very small pieces.
iamstreetsahead
Hold your breath, it gets better.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Because that's all the provocation needed to send kitty on a rampage now
smithenheimer
That sounds so rape-y
jaythings123
I definitely think this song is about sex hahah
thatdamndonut
My son and I were cracking each other UP this weekend by half-yelling/rasping this line to emphasis how harsh it sounds.
jaythings123
Well 1. you have a good relationship with your son and 2. this song could definitely sound like a rape scene if sung with the right tone hah
cleverriposter
Shining, shimmering-*bump* *rotate rotate* splendid
VeggieNinja93
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UEu5XeDh8
ifmyanswersfrightenyouthenyoushouldceaseaskingscaryquestions
Am I the only one who was extremely disappointed that 'A Whole New World' wasn't playing? I mean come on...
dumblederp
Cat is dead inside.
guesswhosnotinthebasement
I'm disappointed the actual song didn't play :(
whineyface
That sassy head flick.
snuzzled
And the teensy tail twitch.
dogdogdogdogdogdog
Over, sideways, and under, and left and right and left again and two more rights.
optimusbrine
And OP can show us the most patient cat in the world.
batterrie
I always found putting a costume on a cat, particularly around their stomach, to be an off switch.
zperson5
Once you put a cat on a moving object they basically freeze up.
optimusbrine
I feel like once you got the cat in the outfit, you wouldn't be able to catch the cat to even put him on the moving object.
kfizz
Dude. My cat would be off and as far away from that thing the SECOND its feet hit the ground.
chrizzle2323
The little tail twitch at the end is what makes this.
CynicalFish
I can't tell what it means :( Jagged slapping means anger or irritation, but I don't know what tail tip twitch means emotionally :(
BreakfastDieYoung
The fact that the tail twitch follows the head bob makes this.
Aelinsaar
It's a subtle promise of an unclean death later that night.
BradleyCooper123456789
Its always a little tiny something that gets you guys going. "That tail twitch tho"
OmegasParadox
Really? not the cat in a skirt? Not the rug on a rumba?
TheMindgateConspiracy
TheJerrySmith
idk. i think the whole thing 'makes this.'
NotSoDarkKnight
Technically you are right. Which happens to be the best kind of right.
WindrunnerTheMovie
... makes this what?
chrizzle2323
So awesome.
WindrunnerTheMovie
Thanks for replying, it's like I can die slightly happier now
spoon89
SnakesSnakesIDontKnowNoSnakes
Abu's thumb needs to have an upvote pop out.
txGrizzly
what i think they are reacting to http://media0.giphy.com/media/igpaW0gNZKTEQ/200.gif
ImEdd
To soon :(
kemoshea
Awe, now I'm depressed.
ZBOZZ
at first I thought you were talking about a brutal sexual accident you underwent. then I remembered...
mltex
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Thoraxe123
TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
pitbulllove5891
I can open your eyes. Take you by wonder and wooooonder
Malnorm
Over, Sideways, and Under!♪
imokwellmaybeimnotok
On a magic carpet ride
kishinlemming
I'm not sure if I remember right, but Aladdin didn't punk scream this song, did he?
Lierofox
Thoraxe123
A WHOLE NEWW WORRRLDDDD! A FUCKING PLACE I NEVER KNEWWWW!
alex1pan
splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
Granolaclusters
Every time I let my heart decide anything it ends up getting hurt. No more decision making by heart!
kcloud
Thursday. Now stop calling me Princess, Frank, and get back to work.
montag
I was 8, when my heart decided on justice!
Woofypaws
I was 8. It decided on justice.
ThisIsMyOtherAccountIHopeYouDontMind
I just read the lyrics. These seem very sexual to me. (1)
ThisIsMyOtherAccountIHopeYouDontMind
Aladdin: I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride -I'm pretty sure he's hinting here
theworldslongestshitis26ftlong
Hooman you know damn well my heart didn't decide to do this bullshit.
Optimisticpixiedust
Why is this not a too comment
Optimisticpixiedust
......top. I am ashamed.
Lachtaube
Lachtaube
.../tangent:
Lachtaube
Lachtaube
coppergod
Now, tell me kindly, what is this?
Koalabunga
I can open your eyes
Durbs42
Rock your body like thunder
blink92
A whole new world! (Don't you dare close your thighs)
RepostStat1sdicks
Take you wonder by wonder
HollyMollyR
Over, sideways and under
geeenuhh
Over, sideways, and under, on a magic carpet riiiiiiiiide....
cheesymac
Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride!
dancingintherain5
A whole new world!
Ireallyhopethisnamewillfitohmygoditdid
A new fantastic point of view!
cplchuck
Get in the vannnnnnn.
IHaveaRagingClue
A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRRLLLDDD. DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!
consiglierej
You messed it up with don't you dare close your eyes D: