mltex

227164 pts ยท March 30, 2013


MRW I make it to an early morning lecture after drinking heavily the night before.

Points 6824
Comments 129
Views 24795

How I imagine my dog reacts when listening to my commands

Points 25
Comments 6
Views 682

After 10 weeks of weight training, I was able to deadlift 100kg today. Afterwards, it went like this.

Points 32
Comments 27
Views 5049

I decided that having a monitor stand was essential, so I went and purchased one.

Points 31
Comments 10
Views 99

Today I found out that my 14 year brother browses imgur ALL the time. MRW he told me that he's seen some nasty shit in user sub and doesn't like it very much.

Points 47
Comments 8
Views 359

We take this seriously in Australia, because parents actually need to sleep on Christmas Eve.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 8

A quote from Dan Quayle, former Vice President of America.

Points 13
Comments 18
Views 5152

MFW a lecturer is asking questions and makes eye contact with me

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 370

I work in a Thai restaurant. MRW when the manager pronounces "prawn cracker" as "porn cacker"

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 2476

Does this happen to anyone else? You submit an image but you can't see your post in user-sub?

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 977

MRW I joined imgur

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 140

I'm too afraid to make this

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 41

How to break imgur, again!

Points 5722
Comments 237
Views 25897

Trying to eat food after Christmas

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 2119

MRW I'm stuffing my face with food, but see a potential mate and need to let them know I'm interested

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 366

Eye before E except after C

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 353

MRW I'm cooking dinner for my SO tonight for Valentine's Day

Points 77
Comments 8
Views 31592455

The thing people hate most!

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 47

Imgur, I'd like you to meet the most selfless and kind person that exists in this world- ThomasMcMullin

Points 47
Comments 22
Views 70

When somebody, somehow, makes it out of usersub

Points 46
Comments 5
Views 517

The exact moment when I realise just how bad my fart smells

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 323

The sprinklers have been turned on at my neighbours residence. I will update you once I've finished masturbating.

Points 40
Comments 10
Views 466

If shopping centres didn't throw Christmas songs and deals in my face since October, then I wouldn't be acting like this once Christmas came around

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 8653

MRW someone tells me that they fucking hate Buzzfeed

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 9701

It's 1.20am in Australia and EVERYBODY on imgur at this time appears to be extremely kind and nice.

Points 32
Comments 15
Views 179

Just had the fattest binge of my life. After exams finished I watched Breaking Bad in 13 days and got up to date with The Walking Dead in 9 days.

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 213

Spotted this person whilst driving in Sydney today. I strongly suspect this person browses imgur and if so, that is some serious dedication! Sorry (but I'm not sorry) for stalking you.

Points 4071
Comments 264
Views 9698

MRW my browser takes me to Bing search instead of Google

Points 178
Comments 13
Views 807

That feeling you get when you log into imgur for the first time that day

Points 31
Comments 2
Views 68153

That feeling when you manage to sneak food into the cinemas

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 8924

Someone who's good at photoshop, start making some more 'Where's Javert?' for more quality imgur entertainment.

Points 7
Comments 8
Views 40

MRW I'm trying to play it cool in my first ever engineering lecture

Points 34
Comments 17
Views 1114

My dicks reaction when it gets stuck in a transparent (clear) fleshlight.

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 1859

It's early in the morning for most Americans. As an Australian, it is my hope that you will wake up to see the most American breakfast I can find on the internet as a peace offering for no reason.

Points 130
Comments 75
Views 4366

G'day imgur! I like... fish and postcards with glitter. We should hang out sometime this year!

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 118

Javert posts vs. imgurs reaction

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 190

Passed this year of university. I am now a certified imgur lawyer, engineer, scientist, catologist, doctor & knife expert.

Points 14
Comments 17
Views 372

Combing gifs is my new hobby

Points 26
Comments 2
Views 66

My ships reaction after I built it inside a glass bottle with a tiny opening

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 237

The Best Little Marriage

Points 38
Comments 7
Views 1713

MRW there is just enough peanut butter left in the jar to cover one full piece of toast

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 391

When your siblings dob you in to your parents

Points 23
Comments 25
Views 220

This is for you, Sarah.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 61

The day after having taco bell for lunch and curry for dinner

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 703

When someone in public asks if you browse imgur

Points 39
Comments 8
Views 45

MRW when I had to use the cardboard portion of a toilet roll because I didn't check to see if there was any toilet paper before I jumped on the shitter.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 2917

Popular Opinion Polar Bear

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 1024

I put a GoPro on my liquor bottle and passed it to myself while I watched a wedding film alone.

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 565

The motherfucking Grunwerg Butter Knife, seeing as we are talking about knifes recently.

Points 13
Comments 8
Views 2117

MRW I can't believe how quickly newest first posts are entering the most viral section, only to figure out that it's just user sub

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 544
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