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AlessandraCapone
We must go beyond.
DrIvoRobotnik
tagged as "puppy" and "nostalgia" for that extra bait-and-switch cred
promere
But does that explain
BSusername
Turtles too!!
Whalepee
But that just sounds like fish with extra steps.
aflarge
Hey, those mammal lungs are a big part of why they're so effective.
Jeepis
I've been reading about killer whale evolution an hour after reading this. I should be working.
cornbreesha
First one of these I've liked. Good post, OP.
Mynamewillbethenametorulethemall
I completely forgot that the word like doesn't intrinsically = the facebook like. What a world
jmulderr
"Dang dry-backs. They took our jerbs!" - Fish
CheshiresShadow
*actual rooster noises *
LordBranmuffin
And killer whales are probably one of the most dangerous fuckers in the ocean so looks like it is another point to the mammals.
CometLaHal
#nostalgia hmmmmmmmm
shouldistayorshouldigo
critterfluffy
Not in 140 characters they can't.
mikekw29
It's hilarious to me that people think macro evolution similar to what this meme is on about, actually happened, lol. It's quite the myth.
GoCorral
Documentary on whale evolution: https://youtu.be/kfHxu8sk6bs
theitinerantnaturalist
Funnily enough, bony fish aren't actually less intelligent than mammals
PoorDeci5ion
Dude, that's just killer
BronzeLeaguePro
Well, the whales can get oxygen from the air, so they have a lot more oxygen available to run their muscles than the fish do. It worked out.
DeathDealerJP
not to mention that big brain too
KidCilantro
Whales are fucking stupid
UrMomDoubleGay
So.... They're fucking you?
Cheomesh
They're doomed anyways
RaynWisp
Your mother is not the benchmark for whale-intelligence
CyBercrook
If only I could favorite a comment.
db17k
Is this how it happened?
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Yeah, one day a panda decided to go swimming and it just didn't stop until it became a sea monster.
eggmuffin
Yes. Having the super-powered bone structure and muscle tissue required for life on land was a huge boon in the sea.
definitelynotanarc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans
jmulderr
Of course not. The illuminati created them on a cloning plant orbiting Neptune. Get woke.
definitelynotanarc
Yep. Including it's land ancestor looking like a deer (and, possibly, its closest living relative is the hippo)
Sauroctonus
Well, I'd say the land ancestors of whales looked more like dog-otters, at least, that's how most reconstructions look.
Sauroctonus
https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/19/143519-004-B19FFD4E.jpg
FishLords
MrMineHeads
Grrrrrt
iputthefiresout
He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!!!!
SmellyJ
This should have been its own post!
FishLords
Eh, I'm checking out for the night. All yours, mate.
AnthonyT97
On it
raspberyymojito
Nice