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Get used to disappointment
"only a Queen can beat me"
Winecharmer
The dude on the bus wearing heads of lettuce on his feet should have been a giveaway that she was headed in the wrong direction.
Lurkingoff
This post, far from disappointment.
twocatsandadream
redbob5k
dont forget
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Fieryatlas
otherotherbarry
That would have equaled a broken controller.
theyar
#1 has been reposted and most viral a billion times, and no one can ever explain wtf it is or why I should care.
Mderms
Took me a minute to see the rubber bands on #4. Thats just diabolical.
dreadlock
Easy there Satan - the rubber bands in the claw machine is a lowball even for you
LordSatanHimself
not really.
olhotdogfingers
read title, was not dissapointed
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Get used to disappointment? I'm surrounded by humans, WAY ahead of you.
MajorVice
I'm disappointed in your lack of originality.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
See! See what I'm talking about, guys? Ugh
Retsam19
TIL: don't buy one of those remote controlled planes.
Winston36
Don't buy a remote control plane, got it!
BostonSmitty
Honestly FUCK that umpire. Not only is that the worst strike call I have ever seen, he showed the kid up by emphatically punching him out.
Arkatie
As a nanny, all I could think watching #14 was "omg where is the balloon pieces, did it go down his throat?"
ImgurTRZ
I love this... distracts me from the disappointments in my life.
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
I thought it would be impossible to see emotion on a hamster. I'm wrong.
Skizzlesnap
The driver of the van in #3 is a fucking douche nozzle. It's not exactly a small RC plane.
Cal1te
Could be possible he watching the kid standing a the side of road &had dismissed the plane as a plastic bag or piece of rubbish or something
Skizzlesnap
Possibly, but I still find it hard to believe a 1/8th scale biplane is a plastic bag.
doesntmatter
And he's not exactly going too fast to brake.
fractalsphere
#5 that look of disappointment
redbob5k
yea, kinda looks fake.
KaJuN
Putting the makeup away is a nice touch.
joeycannoli
#8 you can see the moment he dies inside
PizzaSlutForever
Was that pot at $970,000??
TheFeralDog
Not in real money it's a tournament where top x# of finishers get money
TippLite
I like the guy sitting next to him leaning away when the queen hits on the river.
WesTexMex
#1 - WRECK 'EM!!!
Imalwaysready
I know Tech has the Wreck 'em song, but is that walk a thing they do? Now I see a whole campus of kids at Tech shuffling around like that...
Sqwuid
I didn't get this one
Egyptiangiggler
SUNS UP GUNS UP
SilverbackRotineque
Hence the look of disappointment on the dads face...thanks and Gig 'Em
OlRockTheGoodAg
BEAT THE HELL OUTTA TEXAS TECH! A! WHOOOOOOP!
WesTexMex
Pinche Aggies!
OlRockTheGoodAg
It'll be OK, little buddy. You don't have to be mad at us good Ags because you live out there in the dust bin. It's not our fault.
Dragon10449
At TTU for ME atm. Lubbock is boring af but the school isnt half bad and I'm leaving with a degree and 0 debt to my name...so I'm happy
xmaneds
all-time favorite GIF of ultimate disappointment
lifeisadadjoke
One of the greatest Annual Gift Day videos ever. Source - my bday is Dec 25 (hence Annual Gift Day).
MrSpeedycola
catapulter
nothing in the world like the tears of little girls, eh?\
nononini
Man, this video makes me so sad! The poor little girl, it must've broken her heart.
SenpaiSunday
there are two types of kids and gif cuts out too fast. For all we know, she could've jumped with sadistic joy
lurkingupvotetroll
Lol
Altswang
Slapthefatcat
When I first saw that and it was new I cried laughing. It really is the ultimate disappointment.
Yomommashouse
Oh God. I laughed so hard I cried.
AlcoholicPants
DisaPOINTED!
nonsonocal
This hurts me in multiple ways
randomguy0327
Isn't there a behind the gif of this? If not there should be.
Slidje
https://youtu.be/a3pQDMi4W-g?t=154
RobotMassacre538
The carpet looked like a pentagram at first, maybe the fairy wanted to reunite with our lord Satan?
smithdogg22
LukeNukeEm
That Richard Sherman gif NEVER gets old!
samsonguy920
I can't believe he's still with the Seahawks. Something like that would have got me to pack my bags.
Satsugaisuru
Yeah! Staying with a team that has won playoffs games each of the last five years, that's really stupid of him!
samsonguy920
Never said he was being stupid. I was just saying that would have been an expected reaction.
darthchocolate
It is weird seeing a meme of something I watched live.
Justitia
Couldn't agree more!
Seanspeed
One of the best moments of my life.
LukeNukeEm
Totally. I'm a SF fan, so seeing Seattle crash and burn was like the niners won the bowl haha
churched
DontTazeMeBrah
Butt Fumble
SailorSwift
ProxyPlayerHD
I miss shows like Takeshi's Castle
ITLKSEZ
Oh... the rugburn on her forehead.
Kyuukichi
And her nose :o
Thesearegoodboys
Satisfyingly unfortunate
2fligh2high
chachomuchachotecojoteestallo
J3LLYF1SH31
Damn that looks like it hurt
idontunderstanddickbutt
Imgur Masters- reverse this please. I lack the patience and skills
Bl0bby
My god, it's like human Tetris!
Michelicorne
Is the Baseball one legal ? Shouldn't the ball be on the base when throwed ?
leahatard
Definitely off plate. Not a good call.
mikezane
An umpire can call any pitch a strike, so it's not really illegal. But that was a terrible call.
DClaub88
Don't you have to swing for it to be a strike?
BenjaminPannell
If you had to swing for a strike, you could just not swing and you'd be guaranteed a base after 4 balls. It would break the game.
kaztas
Or it crosses the plate in your relative "strike zone"
StarryPlough
Isn't this like saying if a cop chooses not to arrest you for something, its not illegal
kaztas
Technically no, cops aren't the final say in legality, a judge is.
StarryPlough
So an umpire can just ignore the rules in a game without recourse?
kaztas
Well, the RULE is it's the umpire's decision. So he is following the rules, thus making it not "illegal". Now if he keeps making these >>>
prufock
...kind of the opposite of that, really.
StarryPlough
Like =/= the same as. The point was it is the same line of logic
smithdogg22
Was that Frank Drebin behind the plate?
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FromTheShadow
Unbiased umpiling, round eye.
DementedTeacher
Mr. Magoo.
justsomedude
smithdogg22
DrunkAnna
The Little League World Series umpires are notoriously hot garbage. They're volunteers, which I guess makes it a little better, but yeesh.
Cdh002
Needs to have the ball!
xmaneds
Enrico Palazzo saved the Queen !!
smithdogg22
PoppaBeenSmoothSinceTheDaysOfUnderoos
Sssssttttttrrrrriiiiikkkkeeeee 3!!!!
smithdogg22
TaintedRains
In some leagues if the batter takes a step towards the ball it's considered a swing. Notice the batter pull his foot back quick
smithdogg22
What league is that? T-Ball?
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
What?
UncleTopher
What?
GingerLaird
I call bullshit on that. Someone should overrule his call.
JustcallmeSoul
So that safe call you linked? The ball is in the dirt behind the plate...
Muttons1337
(what's that in the catcher's hand?)
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
The runner hasn't touched the plate. No call should be made if the catcher doesn't have the ball.
smithdogg22
Watch the movie!
JustcallmeSoul
Lol the catcher is also holding two baseballs, isn't he.
JustcallmeSoul
Glitch in the matrix, two baseballs
jocloud31
There IS a ball in the dirt just behind the left-handed batter's box, yes. Looks like the catcher is also holding a ball though.
smithdogg22
Go watch The Naked Gun trilogy and then come talk to me. And, just out of curiosity, are you THAT umpire?
JustcallmeSoul
I was attempting at making a joke, but I guess it wasn't a good one.
JustcallmeSoul
I LOVE Leslie Neilson.
CasualWaterboarding
Right? How in the fuck is that a strike?
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Umps are vindictive assholes. Someone on the other team really must've pissed him off.
rimehoarfrost
The kid even checked his swing
smithdogg22
I'm speechless every time I watch it.
nomatta922
No kidding, so blatantly bad of a call, I'd be frickin' furious!
smithdogg22
If that was my kid, I would have let that guy have it.
Sacurason
I watched it so many times and can't figure it out for the life of me.
smithdogg22
Not. Even. Close.
smithdogg22
Triatticus
The curve looks like it may clip a corner of the strike zone, you'd have to see playback from directly behind of above to tell, still shitty
CasualWaterboarding
No way in hell! That ball went straight over the other batters box. Nowhere close.
Triatticus
Again it's harder to tell from the angle of the shot is all I'm saying
CasualWaterboarding
I'll give you some leeway, seeing that the angle is off center slightly, but I still think it's the worst call I've ever seen.
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thetonestarr
(or the batter has to swing)
destess
But he didn't tho
Coolbacca
Dude...you can clearly see the plate and the pitch was a solid foot off of it
freeandydufresne
Umm what?
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Danickel0902
He must be, and the catcher clearly does NOT slide back over the plate, the ball is waaaay outside the box.
Daddygivesthebestmassages
Can someone explain #10?
IIIHalezIII
disappointment..
Winecharmer
The insanely terrible strike call for a ball 3 feet off the plate?
Imalwaysready
Corruption, most like.
AppropriateQuotes
To be a strike, the ball must pass over home plate (the white piece) between the hitters knees and shoulders. This was no where near there
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Realistically umpires almost never call anything above the belly a strike.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Downvote me if you want, anyone who played/watches baseball knows the letter high strike is almost never called.
AppropriateQuotes
I don't watch baseball because it has 18 minutes of "ball in play" spread out over 3.5 hours. Ain't nobody got time for that.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Haha. It definitely isn't for everyone. Not the greatest spectator sport.
Daddygivesthebestmassages
That's why I was so confused. I couldn't understand why he called him out
Habilsucks
Some sad idiots who think they are umpires would rather make a "cool strike out punch" than actually make a good call.
AppropriateQuotes
Dude made a mistake. A big one, but a mistake nonetheless. This is the little league world series, they didn't just pull the guy at random
kaztas
in little league the empire is told to make excessive gestures on a 3rd strike, so the focus is on him and not the kid who got out.
bekind2joeblake
The kid with the balloon- isn't that the exact reason you don't give balloons to babies. Choking and such
azarza
That look he gives the camera after is seriously heart breaking..
Hauntti
Well, someone might consider "choking and such" the exact reason to give the kid a balloon. I mean, not me, but someone.
IWouldUpvoteEveryCommentAndPostYouHaveEverMadeButIWont
Yeah, where the hell did the rubber go? Obviously not on the penis because there is a kid there.
bekind2joeblake
Poetry
Shaftmaster
Yeah first thing I thought when I seen the baby biting the ballon. Shitty parenting.
MarvelousMuggle
Yes the pieces create a seal in their airway. Mylar balloons do not do this. Get those instead.
abeigor
Exactly. The baby is disappointed that he wasn't able to choke himself.
truk77
What's going on in #1?
Bavisto66
Should be more embarrassed that he bought a Kenmore refrigerator
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I think that's just knowing you created that.
SamLasssy
I'm guess her father's wondering the same thing.
Ryanator50
yeah I need more context
IIIHalezIII
disappointment..
RingSting
First time I saw this it was titled along the lines of "Daughter is back from college", as a dad I can totally relate though.
truk77
Yeah, apparently it was originally a vine. I suspect the gag is that she's been with a lot of guys while up at school.
conradfr
Sadako is home for the holidays.
totallyrealname
Tumblr.
OlRockTheGoodAg
If she went to Texas Tech, dad should be embarrassed.
BerwynBrewyn
Shouldn't he be proud? She looks like she's 12.
truk77
Girls between 12-18 are really hard to peg for age.
BerwynBrewyn
It's also usually illegal.
truk77
Wrong usage of the verb.
Dragon10449
I'm at TTU for engineering atm. It's not the best but Im leaving with ZERO college debt & a degree. Where u go doesnt matters after 1st job
Dragon10449
Almost went to UIUC for ME (top 10) but it costs significantly more and my friends there are doing the same shit I am but at 4x the cost...
SilverbackRotineque
holy put-a-penny-on-sully-shitballs I love your username. Gig'em
OlRockTheGoodAg
Thanks and Gig 'Em
OlRockTheGoodAg
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO 'EM, AGS! WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE EVER LOVIN, EVER LIVIN, COMPOUND, COMPLEX
OlRockTheGoodAg
FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA THOSE DUMB RAIDERS! A-WHOOOOOOOP
SilverbackRotineque
FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE FRONT PAGE, FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE GOOFING OFF AT WORK, FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE STILL MAKING FUN OF TECH ON THE INTERNET,
OlRockTheGoodAg
This is the highlight of my day lol
Sigge1981
#10 Wtf? Wh.. How?!
blastedsteak
If I was the batter I would have legit walked the fuck out of the park. Don't have time for stupidity.
stopthesquirrel
I would go stand on 1st base until physically removed by the umpire/security. That's so garbage it seems intentional on the umps part
stopthesquirrel
Stay in the batters box*** not 1st base
BenjaminPannell
Wow, that made me furious. And I don't even watch baseball.
conradfr
IamJustinSane
When the umpire has money riding on the other team.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Ump wanted to get home for dinner.
Birdman2112
Fucking cross eyed umpire
NotTheBestUsernameInTheWorldJustATribute
Not only was it NOT a strike, it was a balk because the catcher left the catcher's box before the pitch was thrown.
CrackHitler
Ah because the previous pitch the battery swung and missed and he called it a ball.
Farrit
No? It was a 0-2 count.
Cereaza
Try to walk the batter, accidentally get a strikeout. /shrug
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Can the baseball pundits explain throwing an intentional ball with an 0-2 count? If you wanted to walk him, why start with the third pitch?
thesoupoftheday
There's a mentality that you HAVE to swing on 0-2, so the wide pitch is a safe why to catch the batter swinging on a safe pitch.
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ShaunB
The catcher is far enough back, and the batter is focused directly in front of themselves. From that angle you wouldn't see anything.
ShaunB
Better perspective of the positions. https://i1.wp.com/www.culturedarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Baseball-Score.jpg?resize=1170%2C658
ZKrock
Strike? In your kneecaps? You're the ump! *Crack*
goirish86
i would have gotten kicked off the team
FlatPlutoSociety
At what point does it become acceptable for the batter to physically attack the ump?
Ellimem
I think that GIF is the line.
Kovahjin
I think it's slightly beyond the line.
IMAKEYOURHEADSVOICEYELL
HA! +1 YOU SMARTASS
majortool
I'm actually angry.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
The catcher was setting up there too. I know it was 0-2 count but I get the feeling blue has been giving that bullshit all game.
Eskandar
Florida Man Strikes Again!
GlenL
Either terrible or corrupt, your pick.
V1adimirPutin
This makes me very angry
Noob3rts
It's Chinese Teipei versus Florida. You do the math.
DeeRockNRoll
Exactly. I have a feeling this is IN Taiwan & the ump is Taiwanese.
worddodger
Oh you think so? Why because this would never happen in Florida?
Noob3rts
at baseball or softball. I watched them play in Canada growing up each year that they travelled here for a cup.
TheBlackVan
A cup or a pint?
Noob3rts
A cup hahaha
HenceforthPotato
I promise there is not a single Taiwanese person (unless a CEO perhaps) who is as fat as that umpire.
ToeThumbs
Game was played in US (Mich). Thankfully the batter's team won. Just an abysmal strike call.
Noob3rts
I could see that clearly being the case especially since the kid isn't that upset about it. To be fair though, Chinese Teipei are very good
TaintedRains
In some leagues if the batter takes a step towards the ball it's considered a swing
TaintedRains
Why y'all downvote. The kid even looks at the ump to see if he noticed the step
dddbbb206
What league are you talking about?
TaintedRains
Looks like junior league world championships. I played Dixie youth and it was implemented the last few years I played
dddbbb206
So you had to stand there like a statue?? There would be no reason to throw it over the plate
TaintedRains
No a step with forward motion was a swing for us. I looked up the rule and the district I played in was strict. Rule 9.02c
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Farrit
Nope. Bat has to cross the plate to your. At least half way; he didn't even go a quarter.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Fuck if that counts as a swing. Dick in his pants had a bigger swing.
ALargeSackOfPotatoesWithThoseWeirdStalksGrowingOnThem
That's stupid. You're stupid.
kecker
You're referring to a checked swing, and this doesn't even come close to that.
Sigge1981
No way, dude. For it to count as a swing, the bat has to cross over the plate. It clearly does not.
gablestout
shalnon
Jeez guys, i didnt say i thought this was the right call. Im just guessing thats what the umpires reasoning was, however flawed.
eholes7
In order for it to be considered a swing the wrists must twist bend or rotate in a forward motion. As long as they don't it's not 1/
eholes7
Considered a swing. This is called a check swing. This was a terrible call by a corrupt umpire 2/
shalnon
I agree. Im just saying thats probably what he reasoning was. even if it was shit reasoning.
TangyGraffiti
Will also be called if the bat breaks the front plane of the plate, fyi.
eholes7
Irregardless he wasn't close to doing either
Euripides62
Seriously, can someone actually explain to a European? Don't you have to pitch it over the plate?
ArrowheadCosplay
You can do intentional walks is baseball if you feel the current batter is more likely to hit a home run than the next in the lineup
urustai
Usually when a pitcher & catcher does this it's an "intentional walk" to make the batter go to 1st base. The umpire is just a twat.
TaintedRains
Posted why but got downvoted for some reason. In some leagues if the batter takes a step towards the ball it counts as a swing. 1/2
TaintedRains
2/2 Watch how he tries to step back and see if the umpire saw him
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TaintedRains
That's a step, the ump was being a dick for sure tho. Rule 9.02c. The kid knew that's why he checked his feet then looked at the ump
IAmGodot
Would love to see a source on this cause I've never seen that rule anywhere
TaintedRains
Had to look it up, very controversial in baseball. It's handled by rule 9.02. Basically if the umpire thinks the intent was to strike
fatfury
youre going to have to show me a link because..this is the most rediculous thing ive ever heard. and cant find on google.
novahssports
This is the no flinch league.
fatfury
ive also played baseball for 30 yrs and never heard of this rule. must have been just that league you were in.
fatfury
because taking a step..or bring your leg up is part of most peolple swings..how can you decide to take astep or not in litterally .4 seconds
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Yes, that's the rule, but the call is Ump's discretion. Unfortunately, they can use that discretion to intentionally make bad calls when (1)
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
a player or a team pisses him off. Worse, they'll do this to try and get players and coaches to react just so they can throw them out (2)
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HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Very true.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
of the game. It happens all the time in club ball. (3)
Corrodias
I would not like to play a sport that left important decisions up to individuals with no accounting.
iCountFish
Yes. General consensus is that the umpire (baseball referee) made a bad call.
Imalwaysready
*Universal
Euripides62
I guess they were trying to cheat the umpire then and not the batter? Was very intentional lol
bigger66
they were trying to get the batter to swing at a bad pitch. he didn't. umpire made a terrible call.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
You throw off plate when you're ahead in the count to get batters to chase bad pitches. The umpire just isn't supposed to call them strikes.
jengem59
was a terrible call arguably a blind person could have called that by hearing the ball being caught 3 feet to the right and no bat swing
Imalwaysready
Somewhere Marvel has an alternate universe where Matt Murdoch is the world's greatest umpire.
HarveyManfrenjensenden
#3 is one of the biggest dick moves I've seen in a while
Coolbacca
Say what you will, Little Billy learned a valuable lesson about playing in the street that day.
HarveyManfrenjensenden
Yes he did..yes he did
Ashpond
I'm sure he simply demanded another one, and then promptly crapped himself and waited to be cleaned.
Ashpond
Yeah, at first I was mad, but he was probably watching that the kid didn't dart out. Ain't a playground anyway.
ravenskull
I'm more concerned that the parent didn't watch out for incoming traffic. Was just the plane this time, imagine the kid ran into it.
RingSting
Poor kid must have been crushed.
IBTCUnite
No, it was just the plane......
WoodenSpork
Then you must've skipped #5
HrdWodFlor
I'm guessing he was watching the kid by the road in case he ran out. It looks like he stopped after he hit the plane.
Rockageddon
Yeah man, hate when parents think it's cool to not maintain positive control of their spawn roadside. Gonna lead to hitting a different kid.
NeverGetsTheNuke
He was still moving when the gif stopped lol. You can see the hull of the plane finally fall out as he's moving away.
dingofdong
The driver was moving fairly slowly, and thus had PLENTY of time to see and avoid the plane. If nothing else, the plane poses a danger to <
dingofdong
>the vehicle, and not seeing it in the middle of a brightly lit road is fucking inexcusable. No way any competent driver could fail to spot<
dingofdong
> it, unless they were criminally distracted from the road
BobbyBobbston
How is that a dick move? he just didn't see it - a little kid standing on the border of the sidewalk facing the road does catch attention
dingofdong
Your defence appears to be "the driver wasn't watching the road", which is NOT a good excuse.
Miramooke
Unfortunately it is literally impossible to be 100% alert 100% of this time. He was prob distracted by watching the kid.
dingofdong
You're right, it Is, but not seeing a large object in the MIDDLE of the road would be an instant driving test fail, as it poses a hazard to<
dingofdong
>the vehicle. The plane didn't magically appear from nowhere, the driver should have had ample time to see it, and as I keep saying, it's <
BobbyBobbston
My defence is "the driver was watching the little kid by the side of the road as he is fucking supposed to" and also the plane isnt that big
dingofdong
And my repost is "the driver should be capable of watching more than one thing at once". Also, it's slap bang in the middle of the road; <
BobbyBobbston
It also seems like his vehicle is rather large/high, so seeing a little/flat thing on the ground can be difficult. Also, *watching* more>
dingofdong
> if it moved out just before it got hit then yeah, not easy to see and avoid, but it was just sat there
ahnteis
May cost him some money too.
ahnteis
http://articles.latimes.com/1996-02-05/local/me-32661_1_long-run
ahnteis
https://www.thebalance.com/help-i-hit-an-object-in-the-road-527094
BewareTheCrocigator
"Hitting an object on the road is considered an avoidable accident" "Do not try to avoid objects on the road" Insurance companies are scum
BerwynBrewyn
Pretty ridiculous.
Temenos
well deserved, dont make other people slow down just cause youre selfish
somethingisamiss
Yeah... why couldn't he use a driveway, sidewalk, lawn?
Loser37
That looks like a suburban street that likely doesn't get any traffic. And it's not the toddler's fault, yet he's the one you'd be punishing
WhatRaySay
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
Fuck yeah! Hahaha
RobotMassacre538
By that logic you should always speed up when someone is crossing the street, bonus points if they're old or a child
HarveyManfrenjensenden
Even more points if they are patients in wheel chairs as Death Race 2000 taught us
emberfish
Fuck off, it's a commercial truck in a residential zone, truck shouldn't have been going that fast anyway with that kid there
Temenos
And it's a child with a airplane filling an entire road. Dad's right there with him should be watching out for cars instead of tunnel vision
emberfish
Yeah that's fair.
outvilejelly
All of which makes me think that this might be staged after all.
HideousMonkeyCrap
During my sophomore year of high school, one of the bus drivers we had was ALWAYS late (by 5min or more). Depending on how late he was (1)
HideousMonkeyCrap
he'd drive up to 40 mph in our neighborhood roads, which are as big as the one shown in the GIF. Needless to say, our route got assigned(2)
HideousMonkeyCrap
a different driver shortly afterwards (3).