I'm never going to use these AND i screwed up the numbers already so here.

Jun 6, 2024 2:09 AM

johnxbear

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Witnessed

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 hi! I’m Day! Nice to meet you!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#42 that’s a butthole

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

#42 - I seen't it.

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

WITNESSED!

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

#12 If you’ve ever seen enough grins, you’ll know the difference between a toothy grin and one that isn’t. I’m assuming this guy doesn’t see a lot of smiles.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#9 people who say this have no idea what the movie is about

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This.
Shitting on Jenny is idiotic.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#33 Pickle Rick, and specifically the therapy session at the end, was the high point of that show, as far as I'm concerned it's the series finale. Everything after that point is a slow descent into lazy jokes, pseudo intellectual word salad, high school nihilism, and edgelord humor.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Eh, I liked "night family", "the vat of acid episode" was solid, etc. I'd say there's definitely a slight slope of decline in quality l, but every season has one or two gems.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

$4 for gas? You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. - California

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#34 It still is.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#21 More like continue the dream where you marry that girl that is a combination of all those “you see them once and never again” beautiful women. Live happily ever after, and then not wake up at all because you still regret many decisions in your life and wish you had the knowledge then that you do now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 hell, name it after me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#41 Am I missing something here?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 I want to spend it all. I just don’t want to need to earn it or pay it back.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 I could be wrong, but wouldn’t that be like a Joker smile?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well THAT probably aint staying

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

shhhh

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. Which is a shame, it's definitely art.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoops haha. Didn't know that's what that was on the thumbnail

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I also don't know how to delete it.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

shhhhhhh

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#18 Ok, I'm dumb. What is this referencing?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elden ring

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want a fish now..

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, but it will cost you 3 fish.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nevermind, I think I will leave now..what'll tha cost?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 fish

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 my old roommate use to say “time to suck todays dick” while walking out the door. About spat my coffee out the first time he said it. lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 Lovecraft transcribed the pronunciation of Cthulhu as Khlûl′-hloo and said that "the first syllable [of Khlûl′-hloo is] pronounced gutturally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, hence the h represents the guttural thickness." so WHO'S 'UNSPEAKABLE' NOW, HUH?!?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jenny in Forest Gump didn't have aids. She had Hepatitis. It's easy to assume aids because the time period. But at that same time one of the Hep variants was not known/identified

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

In the book it's hep c, in the movie it's aids.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well you made me go Google it.. Turns out she has hep c in the book, and HIV/AIDS in the movie, according to an article on Screen Rant. A very depressing article. https://screenrant.com/forrest-gump-movie-jenny-mother-illness-death-hiv/#:~:text=Jenny%20Dies%20From%20Hepatitis%20C%20In%20The%20Forrest%20Gump%20Books&text=That%20said%2C%20what%27s%20clear%20is,for%20Jenny%20in%20the%20%2780s.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

They never say aids in the movies. Screen rant isn't exactly a source

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, she had a TON of personal demons she had to deal with. She had to get to a place where she could accept Forrest's love.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Yes but "the molested child that spent a lot of her adult life trying to get to a place where she's capable of love" is less easy to make a meme of than "woman bad, takes advantage of nice man"

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Right? It makes me mad every time I see this *shitty* take

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was that a butthole

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

And lips

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah thats a cat

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The cat also has a butthole, you just can't see it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I wish I saw the butthole.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TBF, it was an in-focus cat in the foreground and a quite blurry coochie-and-butthole in the back. As art it resonated with me but as erotica it was a little lacking.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i hope this email finds you and you say "how did it get here?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#39 You have to act nonchalantly about receiving tiddies. Women are more likely to show you tiddies if they don’t think you’re actively pursuing seeing tiddies. Also, showing up to the party with the female group’s booze of choice doesn’t hurt.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Tiddies are like cats. They're instantly wary of anyone that immediately wants to grab and pet them, so you have to be calm and relaxed and fun ... in time, the tiddies will come to you.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FYI I am not actively pursuing seeing tiddies.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I also do not want to see tiddies at this time

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is not a tiddie. I have been bamboozled. Bamboobzled, if you will.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 it means they're grinning while showing teeth? 🤔

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, as contrasted with this.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely fantastic used food deposit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 What is that song 'cause I never even heard of it until Solar Opposites and now it's everywhere

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once in a lifetime by talking heads.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 this looks like some good shit—do you know what band this is @op?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bloodywood I believe. I can't understand it but a bunch of their videos have subtitles. Very angry at the government too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why did I get downvoted for naming the band lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people just want to watch the world burn

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#42 witnessed

2 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

I was there when it was written

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhhh!

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

What was it?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Finally some good content around here.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some good fuckin' food!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Get it before it's gone!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What's happening here?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I dunno... I think it's a referene to Snake Island in the beginning of the Russo-Ukraine war. The whole "Russian Warship - Go Fuck Yourselves." defiance thing.... Why this would be an image Imgur wants to remove..... No idea.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I guess op used to post a butthole in the number 42 slot

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blurry, behind a HD close up of a cat

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't even notice lmao

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same, I was like “…the cat?”

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Has imgur been removing pics like these? They've moved on from scantily clad women to actual suppression of art about a war of aggression?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

The 42 that i saw was a butthole.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And a cat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, too, wish to know what's going on...

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

42 used to be a butthole. Its gone now

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There used to be a hole here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand it's gone.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nope, still there

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Uh yes? #42 now goes to a painting.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep, it’s gone

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno what you are seeing but I just got here and hooooooly hello #witnessed

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is what I'm getting. Maybe because I'm on mobile?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0