i'm not frying bacon

Jul 14, 2020 6:53 AM

i'm not frying bacon

since Covid I have heated many things..naked, and not because it's sexy but because fuck it,..I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional..

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I tried it once with bacon. Never again.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, that seems neither sanitary nor safe.

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but my dog watches..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote ST reference.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how can you say that I'm crazy..

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who you calling crazy? You wouldn't know crazy if Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw your mommy and your mommies..

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