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Mar 26, 2026 2:41 AM
Luvlyquants
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Telemapus
I knew that horses have all these body parts like "crest" and "withers" and "hock" so I looked up what the horse's forehead is called... and it turns out it's called the "forehead".
thesameasyours
Knob sucking titty slapping north american ass shaker
Hootykai
Are you sure?
ButtscratchMcPherson
I literally went through this the first time I had a flock of yellow headed blackbirds show up in my backyard.
CertifiedBonerDonor
Probably expecting it to be Heaving-boobily Cumcracker or something
kuscheck
ispendtomuchtimehere
were you hoping for boobies or tits? ..same guys
azazyel
had a British prof and for some reason my friends and I thought it was funny when he said https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirtland%27s_warbler
Myoron
Hey man, you try to name a couple hundred species of something and we'll see how unique your names stay.
Cthulhudreams
I like to call them black-bodied yellowbirds
GandalfTheGhey
Zebras are black with white stripes! https://www.britannica.com/story/are-zebras-white-with-black-stripes-or-black-with-white-stripes
xj4low
Wait till they find out about black birds with red wings.
Barjack
All hit names are either direct descriptions of the bird like this or the most blatant sexual innuendos you’ve ever heard
berlinson
Say what you see
Apothecarius
"Yellow-black head bird"
TheJuiceLoosener
What's the problem? You were hoping for something more inaccessible to you? This is the best possible result, that it could all be this easy, my guy.
CarInAVet
My biologist coworker said a woman once asked him, "What's that black bird with the red wings?" and he said, "You're about to find out how easy biology can be." ('Twas a red winged blackbird.)
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
I typed the same thing to identify the same bird. Quit spying on my web searches..
REOJackwagon
"See these deals in Yellow Headed Blackbirds"
NZSheeps
Single Yellow Headed Blackbirds near you are looking for company
BendadickCumabatch
CreigerRykov
The answer we were looking for was 'Roseate Spoonbill'.
Maverickaura
Bird names are either wildly unhelpful in describing how they look or an exact fucking description. There is no in-between.
MrFancyPanzer
Then the are the other ones, like the arse titted wank munger,
albaboss
I teach middle school science and I also love birds. On a field trip I saw a Dickcissle (real name) and I got excited and told my class. They were so embarrassed
CloseupCaptionReaction
Isn't that what we call @OP?
justplainvanilla
goflyblind
ih8clickb8
Mmmmm… Hungarians.
gablestout
Simon seems nice
eronth
Literally no idea what's real and what's not. Maybe all of it is real
ih8clickb8
That swan is a seagull, mate.
eronth
My brain is full of fuck. I'll blame the alcohol I had later on.
ih8clickb8
I like you.