The Idiots of Imgur: A Mini Dump pt 230

Oct 3, 2025 8:48 PM

UncleSlam123

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if you want to see something spectacular, it's people *trying* to do a sideshow with a cyber truck. BOY howdy did those yabbos fail to understand basic physics.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#6 to be fair I don't expect to be able to kick a stone wall down

6 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#1 I did this once after going back to my place on a first date. I was able to pick them, so saved the walk of shame to the cop shop haha

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

#8 “let’s slap this idiot back to life”

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

#2 I didn't think this one is an idiot. Iirc the car wouldn't stop accelerating and this is what he did to try and stop.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#3 Got-dang, that's the best musical edit I think I've ever seen...just perfect!!!

6 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

lol, thanks for pointing that out!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 This is the bike lane and by god I’m going to use it.

6 months ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 0

Goddamn that was a rough hit tho

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Pedaling the entire time up till he hit the cop. No effort to stop at all. He's absolutely getting arrested and charged for damaging police property and/or assault on an officer. This is why everyone hates bicyclists.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 9

#8 Let's smack the guy with a head injury around, that'll fix him.

6 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

for a concussion/head injury / smacking ones head on the ground, have a person YANK your neck roughly off the ground, JERK AND REEL your head around, then smack your face back and forth ... this method ensures MAXIMUM spinal injuries for PERMANENT disability

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I have to feel like some of these people suffered lifelong injuries after this stuff, if they survived at all. Like #8 most obviously.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that last clip looked like a few critical injuries as well

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9 I disabled the Deadman switch in the seat. It shouldn't be a problem.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ll have a good chuckle at some minor goofs but these people getting seriously injured turns my stomach

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 I prayed hard for God's mercy. God said no.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#2 Can't park there, mate!

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

so here's the news: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LcuTRGn7IBI

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm still unsatisfied with this story because it's pretty the conclusions I came to on my own

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 when I was a kid a neighbour's girl died exactly like this so I'm assuming this dude didn't make it, a few extra slaps is a nice finishing touch I guess

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

We had a stretch of road where this happened to a guy. The blood stayed on there for months!

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A dude died like that in my high school parking lot. But bodies are weird and the difference between a funny story and instant death can be just a little change in angle.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Glad to see the United States doesn’t have the complete monopoly on morons. Close contest though.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4 got me. Idiot of the week in my book.

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he did that purposely for his kink

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I actually laughed out loud (like not the straight-faced Internet "LOL")

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#8 bro definitely has brain damage.

6 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

What an asshole driver. Dude needs a beating

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and falling out of the bed of a moving truck hasn't improved their condition.

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And skull damage, spine damage, pelvic damage...

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I winder if he could win a civil case against the guy who slapped him around or if it would be unprovable that the injury didnt come from the fall alone.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 If that guy's not dead, he's paralyzed now from his fuckass moronic "friend" trying to slap him awake.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#4 some people pay good money for that experience.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could've been he was screaming about whatever that unholy cursed ground covered nature's Legos is

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I suspect that a few of these have something in common.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

some people getting REALLY badly hurt in this dump, oof

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 His got head trauma! Quick, move his neck around and slap his face!

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 "I must go! My crops need me!"

6 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That tip, though. I know one farmer that was killed that way and another that was permanently maimed and I know, like, 5 farmers.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Farming is far more dangerous than police work. Every time I was brush hogging on a slope and hit a goddamn groundhog burrow with the lower rear wheel... "Is this the end this time? No? Ok, on we go till the next one"

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#8 "Hey, my friend is knocked out cold and might have brain damage. Let me slap him around a bit."

6 months ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

Hope it wasn't a neck injury.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If it wasn't, it is now.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He was trying to finish him off.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Ah yes, the good old "Let's slap the hell out of the guy with the spinal injury" method!

6 months ago | Likes 442 Dislikes 1

yer smert

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

r/WorstAid

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Quick, somebody shove a sandwich down his throat.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I dont mean to scandalize you, but there's a chance these guys weren't in their sober, rational minds

6 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Maybe he's just trying to put him out of his misery so he doesn't suffer too much...?

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

People die from falling like that. It isn’t even uncommon.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

A kid in my high school died that way while leaving the school parking lot.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better late than never, they all deserved slaps.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like that was a video of someone dying…

6 months ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 4

Was my first thought, that dude looked dead.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah... dude didn't just get the wind knocked out. That's a concussion at the least.

6 months ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

The back of his head bounced off the street.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or occipital scull fracture..he fell back with all of his weight from a height

6 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

definitely yank and grab his head, and twist and jerk his neck. umm-hmmm /s (if he didn't have a spinal injury before, well he sure has one now!!)

6 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

he ded

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#1 You "FOUND" these handcuffs? Just so "HAPPENED" to put them on your girl at night? lol, No need to cover bro get your kink on! lmao to bad they weren't the fuzzy kind lol

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

How would she have put the sweater on after the handcuffs? If she could pull that magic trick off, she could get out of those cuffs without a key.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago (deleted Dec 26, 2025 3:07 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It was a humorous reply, not an attack. You come off as very defensive there, bud.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#1 Did you at least have sex first before returning the cuffs?

6 months ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 4

The real walk of shame.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Going by her reaction when he called her a naughty girl, no.

6 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Asking the real questions

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Good Question. i wonder if they still got the cuffs :)

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That sounds uncomfortable for her in real handcuffs.

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You and I hang out with different types of gals.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah cuffs can really be painful. Especially if a sadistic bully put them on you. Like a cop for instance.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

But like do all police handcuffs have the same key? That seems like a design flaw…

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

To add to what the others have said: not only do a lot of them use a standard 'cuff key', that key is readily available online, isnt illegal to own, and can sometimes be found securing the firearms in their vehicles. Its not even really a key. Its a tube with a single stuck out bump. A clever person could use a few seconds of ingenuity to jerry-rig something that would work in all those locks.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I remember one day in my driver's ed class, a cop came to speak to us about road safety, etc. Locked herself in her handcuffs for dramatic effect, then realized that she had forgotten her key and was stuck in the handcuffs. She couldn't leave or drive back to the station. She had to call for another cop to come & bring his key to get her out. She sat in our class in cuffs, picking at the lock with a letter opener for at least 20 min before backup finally arrived and used his key to free her.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a feature, that way all police in a precinct can handle the cuffs.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A quick search says that not all cuffs have the same key, but the majority do. (In case a key is lost, having a common key means that people won't be stuck in an emergency.)

As long as the handcuffs are used to lock the person properly, it's not as if they're able to grab a key and unlock themselves. And I would imagine that most people under cuffs are being escorted to/from someplace, and therefore would struggle to find an available key and unlock themselves.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sure but does that mean criminals can just carry a set on them? I see the logistical sense I’m just surprised I have never heard of that happening… even in fiction.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Jesus took the wheel, but is a bad driver.

6 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 3

Date: August 13, 2025
Time: Approximately 1:08 p.m.
Location: US-101 southbound, just south of the Holly Street overcrossing in San Carlos
Vehicles Involved: A green Ford Mustang Mach-E and a red Mitsubishi Mirage
Outcome: The Mach-E crashed into the Mitsubishi, causing it to roll over, and then collided with the right shoulder wall. The driver of the Mach-E was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI)

6 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

I thought his car was stuck accelerating, and he was trying to use friction to slow down.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Same , I was like , shut it down dude , pull the handbrake , do something

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why is everyone else driving as closely as possible?

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Bay Area drivers.

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I visited a friend in the Bay area and he was tail gating hardcore. I jokingly asked if he has a forcefield that protected him from rear ending someone. He said "no fault insurance" . I asked him if no fault insurance would protect me if I was dead. He backed off about 5 feet.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was on the 101 in the Bay Area--specifically San Carlos. He was very high on substances. The red car driver survived: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNWZRprAw1b/

6 months ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 2

I remember this story making the rounds and the story was autonomous car failure/kidnapping this guy. We sure a corporate “recreation” of facts has not occurred?

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Oh, my first thought was his brakes failed and he was trying to slow down.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I thought his breaks had gone out and was trying to slow his car down or something

6 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

I’m guessing more like his acid kicked in

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think he claimed afterwards that his car went crazy and took off. Which is bullshit because every car is made so the brakes can overpower the motor, and the mustang e has the same vacuum booster any car has, the pump runs off the 12v system for fault tolerance.

6 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Unless your brake lines pop, then you lose it all. Esp in new cars that no longer have a handbrake: you can hit the parking brake and maybe the computer will let you stop, but not like old cars where you physically engage the E-brake and cables force the rear calipers to close up. Add that to the list of reasons I refuse to buy a new car along with touchscreens, creepy spyware telemetry, hackable software, and driver assist bullshit that causes additional accidents by enabling shit drivers.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm thinking that might have been a stroke.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

My first assumption was that it was a car that couldn't brake and he was trying to come to a stop up until they swerved out and crashed.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nope, drugs.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah, right up until the end, i was thinking some kind of medical or mechanical emergency that he might have just been trying to get the car off of the freeway and out of danger, but the crash at the end told me nope. Substances makes sense.

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

that was also my first thought, trying a last-ditch to stop the car by sliding against the barrier. Then I thought heart attack. But it looks like he's just waving out the window in the vid :S

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I assumed heart attack or something like that ,but it looks like the driver is facing his left and waving out the window for most of the time

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think both his hands are up together like in prayer

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think his arm was frozen and shaking. That's why it looks like a stroke to me

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

ohhh, I see what you mean. Yeah, possible

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1