if you want to see something spectacular, it's people *trying* to do a sideshow with a cyber truck. BOY howdy did those yabbos fail to understand basic physics.
Pedaling the entire time up till he hit the cop. No effort to stop at all. He's absolutely getting arrested and charged for damaging police property and/or assault on an officer. This is why everyone hates bicyclists.
for a concussion/head injury / smacking ones head on the ground, have a person YANK your neck roughly off the ground, JERK AND REEL your head around, then smack your face back and forth ... this method ensures MAXIMUM spinal injuries for PERMANENT disability
#8 when I was a kid a neighbour's girl died exactly like this so I'm assuming this dude didn't make it, a few extra slaps is a nice finishing touch I guess
A dude died like that in my high school parking lot. But bodies are weird and the difference between a funny story and instant death can be just a little change in angle.
I winder if he could win a civil case against the guy who slapped him around or if it would be unprovable that the injury didnt come from the fall alone.
Farming is far more dangerous than police work. Every time I was brush hogging on a slope and hit a goddamn groundhog burrow with the lower rear wheel... "Is this the end this time? No? Ok, on we go till the next one"
#1 You "FOUND" these handcuffs? Just so "HAPPENED" to put them on your girl at night? lol, No need to cover bro get your kink on! lmao to bad they weren't the fuzzy kind lol
To add to what the others have said: not only do a lot of them use a standard 'cuff key', that key is readily available online, isnt illegal to own, and can sometimes be found securing the firearms in their vehicles. Its not even really a key. Its a tube with a single stuck out bump. A clever person could use a few seconds of ingenuity to jerry-rig something that would work in all those locks.
I remember one day in my driver's ed class, a cop came to speak to us about road safety, etc. Locked herself in her handcuffs for dramatic effect, then realized that she had forgotten her key and was stuck in the handcuffs. She couldn't leave or drive back to the station. She had to call for another cop to come & bring his key to get her out. She sat in our class in cuffs, picking at the lock with a letter opener for at least 20 min before backup finally arrived and used his key to free her.
A quick search says that not all cuffs have the same key, but the majority do. (In case a key is lost, having a common key means that people won't be stuck in an emergency.)
As long as the handcuffs are used to lock the person properly, it's not as if they're able to grab a key and unlock themselves. And I would imagine that most people under cuffs are being escorted to/from someplace, and therefore would struggle to find an available key and unlock themselves.
Sure but does that mean criminals can just carry a set on them? I see the logistical sense I’m just surprised I have never heard of that happening… even in fiction.
Date: August 13, 2025 Time: Approximately 1:08 p.m. Location: US-101 southbound, just south of the Holly Street overcrossing in San Carlos Vehicles Involved: A green Ford Mustang Mach-E and a red Mitsubishi Mirage Outcome: The Mach-E crashed into the Mitsubishi, causing it to roll over, and then collided with the right shoulder wall. The driver of the Mach-E was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI)
I visited a friend in the Bay area and he was tail gating hardcore. I jokingly asked if he has a forcefield that protected him from rear ending someone. He said "no fault insurance" . I asked him if no fault insurance would protect me if I was dead. He backed off about 5 feet.
It was on the 101 in the Bay Area--specifically San Carlos. He was very high on substances. The red car driver survived: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNWZRprAw1b/
I remember this story making the rounds and the story was autonomous car failure/kidnapping this guy. We sure a corporate “recreation” of facts has not occurred?
I think he claimed afterwards that his car went crazy and took off. Which is bullshit because every car is made so the brakes can overpower the motor, and the mustang e has the same vacuum booster any car has, the pump runs off the 12v system for fault tolerance.
Unless your brake lines pop, then you lose it all. Esp in new cars that no longer have a handbrake: you can hit the parking brake and maybe the computer will let you stop, but not like old cars where you physically engage the E-brake and cables force the rear calipers to close up. Add that to the list of reasons I refuse to buy a new car along with touchscreens, creepy spyware telemetry, hackable software, and driver assist bullshit that causes additional accidents by enabling shit drivers.
Yeah, right up until the end, i was thinking some kind of medical or mechanical emergency that he might have just been trying to get the car off of the freeway and out of danger, but the crash at the end told me nope. Substances makes sense.
that was also my first thought, trying a last-ditch to stop the car by sliding against the barrier. Then I thought heart attack. But it looks like he's just waving out the window in the vid :S
dataengineer
if you want to see something spectacular, it's people *trying* to do a sideshow with a cyber truck. BOY howdy did those yabbos fail to understand basic physics.
CertifiedBonerDonor
#6 to be fair I don't expect to be able to kick a stone wall down
isetprettygirlsonfire
#1 I did this once after going back to my place on a first date. I was able to pick them, so saved the walk of shame to the cop shop haha
wadatahmydamie
#8 “let’s slap this idiot back to life”
PanoptiDon
#2 I didn't think this one is an idiot. Iirc the car wouldn't stop accelerating and this is what he did to try and stop.
Snaitf
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LcuTRGn7IBI
BodgeandScarper
#3 Got-dang, that's the best musical edit I think I've ever seen...just perfect!!!
StrandedonEarth
lol, thanks for pointing that out!
jdore8
#10 This is the bike lane and by god I’m going to use it.
Evenmoreuselessname
Goddamn that was a rough hit tho
diezl97
Pedaling the entire time up till he hit the cop. No effort to stop at all. He's absolutely getting arrested and charged for damaging police property and/or assault on an officer. This is why everyone hates bicyclists.
Rocketpocketpants
#8 Let's smack the guy with a head injury around, that'll fix him.
xmaneds
for a concussion/head injury / smacking ones head on the ground, have a person YANK your neck roughly off the ground, JERK AND REEL your head around, then smack your face back and forth ... this method ensures MAXIMUM spinal injuries for PERMANENT disability
annonymouse211
I have to feel like some of these people suffered lifelong injuries after this stuff, if they survived at all. Like #8 most obviously.
StrandedonEarth
Yeah, that last clip looked like a few critical injuries as well
inthepines
#9 I disabled the Deadman switch in the seat. It shouldn't be a problem.
theskepticinme
I’ll have a good chuckle at some minor goofs but these people getting seriously injured turns my stomach
pullingsixty
#2 I prayed hard for God's mercy. God said no.
Yakeshinu
#2 Can't park there, mate!
dataengineer
so here's the news: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LcuTRGn7IBI
Isorikk
I'm still unsatisfied with this story because it's pretty the conclusions I came to on my own
MungChomper69420
#8 when I was a kid a neighbour's girl died exactly like this so I'm assuming this dude didn't make it, a few extra slaps is a nice finishing touch I guess
Columbus43219
We had a stretch of road where this happened to a guy. The blood stayed on there for months!
WellAckchually
A dude died like that in my high school parking lot. But bodies are weird and the difference between a funny story and instant death can be just a little change in angle.
DirkAnger23
Glad to see the United States doesn’t have the complete monopoly on morons. Close contest though.
amiller12142
#4 got me. Idiot of the week in my book.
maeta
Plot twist: he did that purposely for his kink
Evenmoreuselessname
Yeah, I actually laughed out loud (like not the straight-faced Internet "LOL")
PaperStSoapCompany
#8 bro definitely has brain damage.
LowTinaTurner
What an asshole driver. Dude needs a beating
pumpactionsunshine
...and falling out of the bed of a moving truck hasn't improved their condition.
ArmchairAnarchy
And skull damage, spine damage, pelvic damage...
ArcaneM37
I winder if he could win a civil case against the guy who slapped him around or if it would be unprovable that the injury didnt come from the fall alone.
idiotsonfire
#8 If that guy's not dead, he's paralyzed now from his fuckass moronic "friend" trying to slap him awake.
eion85
#4 some people pay good money for that experience.
Isorikk
Could've been he was screaming about whatever that unholy cursed ground covered nature's Legos is
Yakeshinu
I suspect that a few of these have something in common.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
some people getting REALLY badly hurt in this dump, oof
TouchMyInfection
#8 His got head trauma! Quick, move his neck around and slap his face!
chillstepx
cryborg
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
gablestout
#9 "I must go! My crops need me!"
acetothermus
WellAckchually
That tip, though. I know one farmer that was killed that way and another that was permanently maimed and I know, like, 5 farmers.
Evenmoreuselessname
Farming is far more dangerous than police work. Every time I was brush hogging on a slope and hit a goddamn groundhog burrow with the lower rear wheel... "Is this the end this time? No? Ok, on we go till the next one"
TouchSt0ne
#8 "Hey, my friend is knocked out cold and might have brain damage. Let me slap him around a bit."
samlizana3
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enNzcDNiZDNzNnJqZTI4NGU5ZGgydHA0eGtpYW92YXJzbGw0cGxwMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8x8XzoP8qQa4w/200w.webp
CatchySensibleName
Hope it wasn't a neck injury.
TouchSt0ne
If it wasn't, it is now.
KyleZombie
He was trying to finish him off.
Yakeshinu
#8 Ah yes, the good old "Let's slap the hell out of the guy with the spinal injury" method!
Goblinpunker
yer smert
Cilvaa
r/WorstAid
xj4low
Quick, somebody shove a sandwich down his throat.
amiller12142
I dont mean to scandalize you, but there's a chance these guys weren't in their sober, rational minds
pooFIinger
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGRxa3Y3YWpjeXV5eWowM3B0emVraXduNGR4djhreW5yYXRyZHVvYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1pglncHJdc2mk/200w.webp
Kittynomnoms
Maybe he's just trying to put him out of his misery so he doesn't suffer too much...?
OliverClothesoff70
People die from falling like that. It isn’t even uncommon.
MyNameIsBatty
A kid in my high school died that way while leaving the school parking lot.
OtisTDrunk
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Better late than never, they all deserved slaps.
adrianontherocks
I feel like that was a video of someone dying…
Croaked
Was my first thought, that dude looked dead.
IgnisInvictus
Yeah... dude didn't just get the wind knocked out. That's a concussion at the least.
KyleZombie
The back of his head bounced off the street.
zookeeBandit
Or occipital scull fracture..he fell back with all of his weight from a height
xmaneds
definitely yank and grab his head, and twist and jerk his neck. umm-hmmm /s (if he didn't have a spinal injury before, well he sure has one now!!)
UglyDanTheUglyMan
he ded
CountryGuyMike
#1 You "FOUND" these handcuffs? Just so "HAPPENED" to put them on your girl at night? lol, No need to cover bro get your kink on! lmao to bad they weren't the fuzzy kind lol
aloharamada
How would she have put the sweater on after the handcuffs? If she could pull that magic trick off, she could get out of those cuffs without a key.
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aloharamada
It was a humorous reply, not an attack. You come off as very defensive there, bud.
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MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
#1 Did you at least have sex first before returning the cuffs?
PineappleLoopsBroether
The real walk of shame.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Going by her reaction when he called her a naughty girl, no.
OnlyByMoonlight
Asking the real questions
Grif2005
Good Question. i wonder if they still got the cuffs :)
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
That sounds uncomfortable for her in real handcuffs.
Goblinpunker
You and I hang out with different types of gals.
FortifiedWhine
Yeah cuffs can really be painful. Especially if a sadistic bully put them on you. Like a cop for instance.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
But like do all police handcuffs have the same key? That seems like a design flaw…
JustinArnold
To add to what the others have said: not only do a lot of them use a standard 'cuff key', that key is readily available online, isnt illegal to own, and can sometimes be found securing the firearms in their vehicles. Its not even really a key. Its a tube with a single stuck out bump. A clever person could use a few seconds of ingenuity to jerry-rig something that would work in all those locks.
IHeartSwissChocolate
I remember one day in my driver's ed class, a cop came to speak to us about road safety, etc. Locked herself in her handcuffs for dramatic effect, then realized that she had forgotten her key and was stuck in the handcuffs. She couldn't leave or drive back to the station. She had to call for another cop to come & bring his key to get her out. She sat in our class in cuffs, picking at the lock with a letter opener for at least 20 min before backup finally arrived and used his key to free her.
bobthefunny
It's a feature, that way all police in a precinct can handle the cuffs.
ThouHastNoPizza
A quick search says that not all cuffs have the same key, but the majority do. (In case a key is lost, having a common key means that people won't be stuck in an emergency.)
As long as the handcuffs are used to lock the person properly, it's not as if they're able to grab a key and unlock themselves. And I would imagine that most people under cuffs are being escorted to/from someplace, and therefore would struggle to find an available key and unlock themselves.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
Sure but does that mean criminals can just carry a set on them? I see the logistical sense I’m just surprised I have never heard of that happening… even in fiction.
KnifeKnut
#2 Jesus took the wheel, but is a bad driver.
dataengineer
Date: August 13, 2025
Time: Approximately 1:08 p.m.
Location: US-101 southbound, just south of the Holly Street overcrossing in San Carlos
Vehicles Involved: A green Ford Mustang Mach-E and a red Mitsubishi Mirage
Outcome: The Mach-E crashed into the Mitsubishi, causing it to roll over, and then collided with the right shoulder wall. The driver of the Mach-E was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence (DUI)
DyspronsiumAddict
I thought his car was stuck accelerating, and he was trying to use friction to slow down.
masterbot
Same , I was like , shut it down dude , pull the handbrake , do something
cryborg
Why is everyone else driving as closely as possible?
geoffreyfourmyle
Bay Area drivers.
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
I visited a friend in the Bay area and he was tail gating hardcore. I jokingly asked if he has a forcefield that protected him from rear ending someone. He said "no fault insurance" . I asked him if no fault insurance would protect me if I was dead. He backed off about 5 feet.
dataengineer
It was on the 101 in the Bay Area--specifically San Carlos. He was very high on substances. The red car driver survived: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNWZRprAw1b/
Mikoshaman
I remember this story making the rounds and the story was autonomous car failure/kidnapping this guy. We sure a corporate “recreation” of facts has not occurred?
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Oh, my first thought was his brakes failed and he was trying to slow down.
azazyel
I thought his breaks had gone out and was trying to slow his car down or something
q2grapple
I’m guessing more like his acid kicked in
Evenmoreuselessname
I think he claimed afterwards that his car went crazy and took off. Which is bullshit because every car is made so the brakes can overpower the motor, and the mustang e has the same vacuum booster any car has, the pump runs off the 12v system for fault tolerance.
diezl97
Unless your brake lines pop, then you lose it all. Esp in new cars that no longer have a handbrake: you can hit the parking brake and maybe the computer will let you stop, but not like old cars where you physically engage the E-brake and cables force the rear calipers to close up. Add that to the list of reasons I refuse to buy a new car along with touchscreens, creepy spyware telemetry, hackable software, and driver assist bullshit that causes additional accidents by enabling shit drivers.
gablestout
I'm thinking that might have been a stroke.
tbmchristopher
My first assumption was that it was a car that couldn't brake and he was trying to come to a stop up until they swerved out and crashed.
AgainstMethod
Nope, drugs.
Draygen
Yeah, right up until the end, i was thinking some kind of medical or mechanical emergency that he might have just been trying to get the car off of the freeway and out of danger, but the crash at the end told me nope. Substances makes sense.
SimpDaddyDee
that was also my first thought, trying a last-ditch to stop the car by sliding against the barrier. Then I thought heart attack. But it looks like he's just waving out the window in the vid :S
SimpDaddyDee
I assumed heart attack or something like that ,but it looks like the driver is facing his left and waving out the window for most of the time
akelamishari
I think both his hands are up together like in prayer
gablestout
I think his arm was frozen and shaking. That's why it looks like a stroke to me
SimpDaddyDee
ohhh, I see what you mean. Yeah, possible