DrasticBastard
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Yes I can smell. It’s just anxiety.
I can’t wait for the nanoprobes to take affect.
Mar 28, 2021 10:33 AM
DrasticBastard
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Yes I can smell. It’s just anxiety.
I can’t wait for the nanoprobes to take affect.
78Hamster
Got mine and I'm 0110010010001000110100012.
BurdenedWithAGloriousPorpoise
Had it last year and, I tell ya, opening a jar of wholegrain mustard and not smelling a damn thing is just weird.
fritogotlayed
Got my 2nd Pfizer a few days ago. Day after I had body aches and a low grade fever. Symptoms subsided within 24 hours. Feeling? now. YMMV
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
I had the trouble concentrating. Felt like i just woke up from anesthesia. Had COVID shot the day before @7pm, started around 8am. No fever
GrandMastaCrap
You’ll never need to type your password into your Microsoft account again, there’s an NFC chip coupled with the tracker ?
TOOTSIEBUNS
Follow your government’s and local health guidelines if you have covid symptoms. Isolate + get tested, regardless of vaccine
dinosaurzoologist
I felt like actual death after my second shot. It's probably just the shot
bikergeek6249
I got my first dose this past week. I keep making jokes that my upper arm tingles whenever I get near a 5G cell tower.
grandopening
Got my second shot the other day. Felt like crud yesterday. Only mild soreness left. Not complaining.
twocowgarage
I had a headache, chest congestion, and fatigue the day I got my first dose.
DrasticBastard
Me too, glad to hear someone else had chest congestion because it’s not labeled as a side effect.
ToonamiT0M
The more examples of human stupidity I see the more I feel like the Borg might be right that individuality is overrated.
DrasticBastard
I’d love to see a spin off of how a well meaning plan turned into the Borg.
NeeshaSaurusRex
Got my second dose yesterday and have been soooo sick ever since. Hot and cold shakes all night and muscle pain. I guess it’s working then?
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
That's a good immune response. It means your body is doing shit right and you should feel better w/in a few days.
redgiantcreative
I had my second Moderna jab this past Monday and it absolutely annihilated me for 24 hours, but totally worth it to be safe.
DrasticBastard
Agreed
OaksParcel
kraken003
@op go get a rapid test- 15 min and youll know - did that this laat week. Not everyone loses sense of smell
Honchovilla
I was laid out for 2 days after my Vax, but now I can change the channel by blinking, and my 5G has full bars!
zackscar
I got my first shot a week ago, and since then, I've felt a burning need to drink Ovaltine and re-elect Richard Nixon. What the hell?
CalvinMcFly
Mmmmmmm Ovaltine
shehaseyes
Skip the deoderant. Sniff your onion pits to see if you can smell. 's what I do!
browncoatsunite
I got my vaccine a few weeks ago. Once I get my second shot I'm sure it will activate my Borg neural interlink and we can form a collective.
ObliqueRay
It's temporary while the microchips in the vaccine sync up with 5G. Give it some time.
Greenhealthpotion
So do you only put on deodorant when you're making sure your nose works?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I've read that after people have lost their sense of smell, as it comes back their brain doesn't know what to do with the info so you /1
mycatToastwasafatasshole
are constantly 'smelling' rotten or bitter even though there's no real stimuli for it.
PaleAsFuck
Why else would you use deoderant for?
WizardofAwws
Have any of you gotten used to the beeping yet? I got mine in January and still can't sleep
Puppiesgalore
Beeping is your heart rate
BooRadleyLives
I find it soothing.
deliriousstormdrain
Mine only happens when I back up/reverse.
lupinic
Mine only happens when my mom is around...
pmmeyourgold
They didn't tell you? That means you need to update your firmware, just look at a Windows barcode with your left eye for 10s and it'll stop
ImHereToGetDownvotes
You fools! You were supposed to cut a potato in half then hold it over the injection site for half an hour to suck out the nano machines!
HolyHellJezebel
I got the first (Pfizer) shot last Thursday. On Friday I had a small fever and my back, ribs, wrists, and jaws/teeth just ached. My teeth!
weaponhowlet
Yea my wife had really bad back aches from both pfizer shots and really bad nausea I got nothing but a sore arm for a day from both
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Damn. I had arthralgia too. Sore teeth and jaw was weird but makes sense since they are still joints.
HolyHellJezebel
It's Sunday, all I have is my normal migraine and my arm is still sore.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Aw shit, don't tell me that. I already have jaw issues and have paranoia about my teeth since having a botched root canal.
rowingrowingrowing
I had a botched root canal too, once upon a time. The trauma is freaking real!!!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
But I guess now I know to expect it, at least.
pzummo
Woke up feeling like I got hit by a truck in my face. Thought, oh fuck, covid. Looked outside and pollen everywhere. The paranoia is real.
thatsmeinanutshell
Started wheezing the day before my first shot. Saw the pollen on car and knew why. Glad it was before so I didn’t think it’s a side effect.
flover
Lol got my 1st one yesterday, they asked if I had symptoms, said no just the trees.
anfornum
I feel ya! Allergies kicking in here and I keep wondering if I should just stay away from the only two people I get to see juuuust in case.
marvin282
I got more first vaccine. Thought I was having anxiety. Stopped tasting things. Tested positive 2 days after the stabbings
Riehuu
Bad luck to get the virus just before vaccination.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Vaccine might still not hurt to help kick-start the immune response, but I don't know.
hoorayespy
I got Pfizer in Dec/Jan. After second shit, had low grade fever, chills, flushed, and really shitty body aches for 4 days. 1/2
servingmytimeinusersub
Same here. 2 days though
hoorayespy
Shit=shot. Just gotta hunker down for a few days and manage symptoms while they pass. Very common, and safe. Congrats on vaccine! 2/2
thatsmeinanutshell
I got my first dose of Pfizer yesterday. I typically have strong immune reactions to vaccines. Felt like the beginning of a cold this /
thatsmeinanutshell
morning, but just a sore spot on my arm now. I know the second one is supposed to be worse. Not looking forward to it, but totally worth it.
HotDogFlag
Moderna here, same. Worth it. Just prepare for the hunker down and you won't get freaked out. Thanks for sharing, and congrats to you too!
friendsofsandwiches
If you did get vacc, then yeah. some people tend to experience symptoms more then others, but at least it's working.
Willowknowsall
I started feeling weird day 2 in the AM, by afternoon I felt weak, no energy. Slept off and on for the next 24 hrs.
harrison100012
My 80yr old mother had a sore arm but my 55yr old brother was on his back for 3 days
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Really good example of a decrease in immune response as you age. Not that way for all, but most.
ColdSquirrel
But almost everybody's symptoms are going within 48-hours of the jab itself. Depending how long it's been, I'd ring up your doc
klyk
I got both doses of Pfizer. I was down for the count after the 2nd one but only for a day and then right back to normal.
TARDISrose
True! I just got my first this week and had a light fever and slight fatigue (Pfizer). My hubs had a light fever, aches, and fatigue (1/?)
TARDISrose
with his first and is currently having major symptoms with his second that he just got; chills, fever, nausea, body aches, fatigue (Moderna)
asianKit9
Got my first Pfizer shot and itched all over, then got hives. Benadryl and all clear within a day. Now I know what to expect with 2nd shot
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
That's a hypersensitivity response. Make sure to get the 2nd at a hospital, tell them what happened after the 1st shot. They'll monitor you.
asianKit9
Thanks, will do. I reported the reactions in VAERS but never considered getting the 2nd at a hospital. For all u know u just saved my life.
BooRadleyLives
Everyone's talking about side effects, so everyone getting vaccinated is nervous about them.
sweetnaivety
im getting my second shot TODAY, I'm a bit nervous but I took the next 2 days off work just in case..
caerulakid
My side effect is having a day of enforced R&R and not getting Covid.
Murfthesurrf
For both Pfizer shots, I didn't have side effects except a sore arm where the injection was given.
g0st
It cannot be expressed enough... mRNA vaccines do NOT give you the virus!!! Giving weakened virus is not how modern vaccines work.
Ulthirm
mRNA is extremely new, as in COVID was the first officially licensed ones (and that was under emergency use) albeit its initial development
Ulthirm
Was pre 90s, there are many barriers before it can replace existing vaccines for other viruses. (But COVID was a giant boon tbf)
arednecksquirel
It does however trigger an immune response similar if not identical to what the virus would though.
MikeKeyser
and symptoms are either the virus or the immune response. If you get a fever or inflammation, that's you, not the virus.
rowingrowingrowing
Absolutely. I had covid last March. Got the Pfizer Vac #1 on Fri and my immune system is currently kicking my ass, doing it’s job! Woot!
arednecksquirel
No, there is no virus in the vaccine. There is a protein instruction for a few of you cells to make a virus marker on one of your cells 1/?
arednecksquirel
This marker is identical to the markers found on the coronavirus itself but is not the virus. Your immune system identifies this marker 2/?
NoeCarrier
There's some correlation to severity of side effects and prior covid exposure, which is interesting. I can attest to that through anecdote.
Willowknowsall
Any sauce on that? I tried looking it up didn't find anything. Genuinely interested I had pretty bad side effects
NoeCarrier
Yeah, here's one. It's from the ZOE study. https://covid.joinzoe.com/post/vaccine-after-effects-more-common-in-those-who-already-had-covid
NoeCarrier
It's very preliminary and may be incidental, but the correlations are certainly there. They might not be linked. It's not clear yet.
NoeCarrier
And it would seem to make sense. The vaccines work by entraining a response to the spike protein covid uses.
superbest
The more exposure, the less the side affects?
aphinityforimgur
Opposite.
rowingrowingrowing
Yup. Had covid last March. Got poked on Friday night. Sick as fuck for the last 24 hours. Feels like covid, minus the cough & fear of death.
LordChungusGalungus
First or second dose?
TRDirty
"Aw shit, here we go again" syndrome
AndnoneforGretchenWieners
Ditto. I was sick for three days after my first. When I got the second, the nurses encouraged me to report symptoms to CDC
rowingrowingrowing
I registered for the CDC tracking app (my 5G chip) and have been inputting my side effects daily. The fever is exactly the same.
rowingrowingrowing
But with the added benefit of pure, unadulterated joy at knowing pretty soon, I (and everyone around me) will be safe.
NoeCarrier
That sounds pretty bad, and exactly how my family described it. Covid without respiratory problems. It's your body's innate immune response.
NoeCarrier
Since it has developed some immunity from the prior exposure, it reacts to the protein spikes carried by the vaccine vector.
NoeCarrier
I'm not sure, but I think that people who have had covid and get the vaccine end up with the best overall protection compared to just vax.
PaleAsFuck
Maybe the body who recognise the virus is like Fuck this virus. Lets kick it's butt.
NoeCarrier
My family and I are very lucky to have been vaccinated and everyone who had covid at some point had much worse symptoms. It was fascinating.
Ulthirm
Perhaps your body reacts more aggressively to the protein on the nature that its already seen the virus itself, and its using its old
Ulthirm
Memory while developing a new one?
NoeCarrier
Correlation is obviously not causation, but I wouldn't he surprised if later studies showed causation. It makes sense that it would.
seakoos
It's all a crock of crap. I got my stabbings weeks ago. No 5G. No 3rd nipple. Still waiting for the autism.
BooRadleyLives
Yep. And the shots themselves were the lightest sticks I've ever felt. Flu shot was way more painful.
STEVIERAYK
Boneitis takes up to 1 month to manifest itself.
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
My old roommate is mildly autistic, he just got the door and said, "I feel myself getting stronger"
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
The real autism was the eye contact we avoided along the way!
ugn1
No superpowers yet?
Freak0zoid
I have autism. No stab you stab yet though. I hope that when I get it, I do actually get better 5G and WiFi.
edasm
Wait until tax time- THAT'S when the get you.
Magus25
Damn I wanted that 3rd nipple.
thespyisdead
Autism is a non-stacking ailment
jnmjnmjnm
LTE in my coverage it terrible. Was hoping for 5G.
vigilantej
see you dont understand you have it you are actually sitting in a care facility as you eat crayons this is all psycosis brought on by vacc
ButtonsAreForPushing
I got my first poke and when I got home....TONS of nipples. Then again, I think my dogs were just happy I was home.
SybilCrawley
I'm already on the spectrum so I thought the nanobots and 5G would even me out but nope, not a normie. I'm pissed.
Richter12x2
I got mine two days ago and I can see colors.
TheHazeStriker
I already have a third nipple! It’s a birthmark!
Geekyre
I got my 2 doses in late Feb early March. I now have autism.
Geekyre
I mean I had it before but STILL
mchasez
Having bill gates in my ear is v convenient when troubleshooting my work computer.
ComcastLover
How much autism did you have beforehand? That greatly affects which class you can chose when you level up.
aFlailingTuna
What if I already have a third nipple and am autistic. Will these traits be enhanced with my second shot?
BleachedPP
maybe its already kicked in? 0.0
DrBlackMiami
I'm hoping I get wings
DanJonesKing
You need to check if you turned into a secret living wireless router that makes you a modern day number station accessible only to MK Ultra.
PainGwen
Yah, Alexa is still asking for permission to track my location when not using the app, so obv the chip is fucking useless
PinPointSnarkuracy
All I got was a ringing in my left nostril.
Talligan
How's the new surface pro though?
VulpesIncendium
Jlh19
Damn, im getting mine tomorrow and I was looking forward to joining the colective.
DarkAngelWarlord
hate to tell you this but you already have the Autism
AMPM2020
I wanted horns or a dick on my forehead so I can be a unicorn when I'm horny. I'm disappointed. 2nd shot on the 3rd, fingers crossed.
thegreatdescender
Fingers crossed - is that ANOTHER new symptom I haven't heard about?
Problemwoodchuck
I checked your service tag and your vaccine microchip runs on Windows Vista. You'll need to update to use 5G, Winipple & Microsoft REEEEEEEE
Jarhead76
But now they are tracking you ??
fourfingersdeep
Personally not even a sore arm after AZ vaccine no headache, nothing, a friend spent 3 days in bed. Doesn't matter, just get a vaccination.
MomofukuJones
Did you at least get the homosex?
METROlD
Naramumu
Well, you're browsing imgur, autism boat sailed long ago... I know it's a crass joke, I'm trying here...
Snowbourne
The autism was inside you all along!
ErynGalen
The real autism is the friends we meet along the way
gtmiller
The autism was inside of you all along.
WoefulWombat
Most people have third nipples. Even fourth and fifth nipples. They just get mistaken for freckles and moles. Source: Embarrassing Bodies.
BraveStrawberry
“most”? It’s a rare condition. It's estimated that about 200,000 Americans have one or more extra nipples (<0.05% of ppl people in the US).
WoefulWombat
I did say my source was a TV show.
BraveStrawberry
That just means you should double check your facts before sharing, not that I’m an asshole for pointing out how it’s not factual.
WoefulWombat
I'm writing an imgur joke, not a research paper. I said I learned it on TV, and if people decide to believe it's fact, that's on them.
DarthSpectrum
What if you already have autism and get vaccinated? Do you get double autism?
PinPointSnarkuracy
Giant2179
Autism squared
randomcharacters6357
Squatism.
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
Can't wait to get stabbed, i want to sprout another dick on my forehead
friendsofsandwiches
How many dicks so far?
q2grapple
He can’t count them, the balls are blocking his eyes
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
So far none, only balls. I need some daddy gates mojo for the dick i guess
MufinMcFlufin
Well hey, at least you can store a lot more pee now.