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Feb 19, 2024 8:36 PM
Jubby0220
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Jackpot7777777
25a. Same goes for kids. If you’re 60% sure you want children, are you 60% sure? Or are you just saying that because society expects it of you? Don’t think of it as “your legacy”, you don’t think of yourself as your dad’s legacy. And do t do it just because your family wants you to have them - did your family choose your job, your choice in music, your clothes this morning? Well there you go. You live YOUR life.
CakeIsALie227
My wife accidentally broke #18 with me.
beaubrent
All men are so do .
VastMajorityRule
26. Courtesy Flush. Just do it.
LucidPariah
Lol #9. Went for a ride in a gondola up the mountains. I told my wife she should bring a hoodie just in case its cold. *Oh no I'll be fine!* so she ended up with my hoodie and I ended up freezing my ass off on the top of a mountain
BenderBendingRrodriguez
#26 Shave yer butthole
awesker002
Can confirm #8
allenvasher3000
1. Sweat wicking boxer briefs. 9. keep a full set of clothes in the car, she might get cold you might get cold, someone might spill something etc. 11. Throw them in the trash like it says on the package. 18. Wear gloves when handling hot peppers
Manse84
22: it's not just shoes. Don't just tell a girl she looks pretty. Identify something that she put effort into. Outfit, makeup, hair. Bonus points if you can tie two items together (like eyeshadow matches outfit).
MouseDenton
24 may need to be adjusted for inflation.
Evieapproves
And country.
mutingisforcowardsandsycophants
Regarding 10, a lot of dudes I know have a warped definition of "standing up for yourself" that goes something like "feel attacked, so abandon all respect and attack back harder with personal criticisms, usually digging up past mistakes". This is not standing up for yourself and nobody appreciates it.
Skuggen
"Just don't be a dick about it."
ballsoutflyer
I've had women do that.
IdiotSavantTinker
23 has saved me a lot of trouble in the past.
theothermeisnthere
Plus, on the day, plan to be in the area of the interview 15 to 20 minutes before the interview. So, if traffic is slow you are in place. It's okay to park and review the resume you sent them along with the questions you anticipate or questions you want to ask them. Just-in-time interviewing is not a good thing.
MrHappySmiles
#20 Real men never wipe or wash.
MrHappySmiles
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MrHappySmiles
/s yes i am using sarcasm!
GenshiV
#12 is 100% true... unless you're an alcoholic. Then just don't. That's the BAD kind of change, even if it remains true.
Coltaine
It's definitely not life changing, in fact it's mostly stressful.
littlecoatfatguy
An ice-cold shower root beer provides many similar benefits.
LeroyShabazAli
No idea why people think this is so amazing. Its not more relaxing or anything. Just combing two things that don't necessarily need to be combined. Beer in pool or hot tub is much better.
GenshiV
I really enjoyed it to be honest, particularly after hours of landscaping/yardwork or some other highly physical pursuit. Then again... I'm an alcoholic. Of course I enjoyed it!
ILiekToCookAndBake
Day 4 of no alcohol my intestines are revolting and I've had the bile shits for the last 24 hours
GenshiV
By day 14 it should... okay fine. TMI Time: It'll be a bit better by week 2, but that can take a while to resolve. Alcohol really fucks up the gastrointestinal system & I don't understand the science of it, but it can be a good long time before you end up properly regular again. Like months or even years, depending on the person.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Lots of fiber and probiotics then
AmoAmasAmant
Don't use baby wipes to wipe. They don't dissolve like toilet paper and can clog your toilets
badasschemist
Gitchu a bidet. I recommend the Inus.
Daevram1123
It should be replaced with "install a home bidet".
allenvasher3000
That is why you throw them in the trash not the toilet
TheElusiveEnchilada
SuitablyIronicMoniker
You want a bunch of shitty wipes in a can? That seems like a whole other problem
allenvasher3000
You only use them for the last bit of clean up, it isn't even noticeable
deathsausage
I don't want a can full of shit inside my house.
allenvasher3000
You only use them for the last bit of clean up, it isn't even noticeable
deathsausage
If there is no shit on them..... why are you using them? I don't need an answer. I have thought about this enough thanks.
allenvasher3000
Wipe your butt like normal till you think it is clean then use a wipe, you see why