No Dorito Fingers If You Use Chopsticks

Dec 30, 2024 8:32 PM

KnifeKnut

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A more civilized method of eating Doritos:

Eating Doritos in a more civilized manner.

doritos

chopsticks

Google: finger chopsticks

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i eat cheesy poofs with a toothpick

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bought some Ka-Bar tactical chopsticks as a joke and they're actually my favorite chopsticks I own. I've got choptsticks of all different materials, from many different countries, but these stupid tactical chopsticks are my favorite ones.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Step 1: open bag
Step 2: crush contents and shake
Step 3: pour directly into mouth

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol I did that with cheetos recently

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, if you want to learn how to use chopsticks, a bag of microwave popcorn is the perfect learning tool. you can only pick up 1 at a time, but they are easy to pick up. By the end of the bag you will be practiced enough to look like a pro compared to your friends.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheetos are the worst

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe I'm just a whore, but I use my tongue and fish them out.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pics or didn't happen

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My "more civilized manner" would be eating them with my hands. I've never learned how to actually, properly use chopsticks so, whenever I do try to use them, I look like a caveman.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0