I bought some Ka-Bar tactical chopsticks as a joke and they're actually my favorite chopsticks I own. I've got choptsticks of all different materials, from many different countries, but these stupid tactical chopsticks are my favorite ones.
Also, if you want to learn how to use chopsticks, a bag of microwave popcorn is the perfect learning tool. you can only pick up 1 at a time, but they are easy to pick up. By the end of the bag you will be practiced enough to look like a pro compared to your friends.
My "more civilized manner" would be eating them with my hands. I've never learned how to actually, properly use chopsticks so, whenever I do try to use them, I look like a caveman.
MoroccanInHalifax
Google: finger chopsticks
spooktree
i eat cheesy poofs with a toothpick
HalifaxSamuels
I bought some Ka-Bar tactical chopsticks as a joke and they're actually my favorite chopsticks I own. I've got choptsticks of all different materials, from many different countries, but these stupid tactical chopsticks are my favorite ones.
crasshtack
Step 1: open bag
Step 2: crush contents and shake
Step 3: pour directly into mouth
BadPunsAplenty
Lol I did that with cheetos recently
Amanda55andcows
Also, if you want to learn how to use chopsticks, a bag of microwave popcorn is the perfect learning tool. you can only pick up 1 at a time, but they are easy to pick up. By the end of the bag you will be practiced enough to look like a pro compared to your friends.
duktayp
Cheetos are the worst
LordChapstick
Maybe I'm just a whore, but I use my tongue and fish them out.
duktayp
Pics or didn't happen
JohnnySilverballs
My "more civilized manner" would be eating them with my hands. I've never learned how to actually, properly use chopsticks so, whenever I do try to use them, I look like a caveman.
KnifeKnut
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