jarable
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2010
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Jul 9, 2024 9:52 PM
jarable
68712
2010
26
AntiGrav1ty
Was totally waiting for him to wake up from his slumber
Beefkins
IncrediRis
#alwaysremember
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
Last week I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road. To its leg was tied a balloon that read "Feel better!".
VInTheSkyWithElephants
In school, there was a dead cockroach in the hallway. No one picked it up but someone created little mini orange cones to put around it and a mini “watch out” sign
yesdearmetoo
Just like Pepperidge Farm. I remember.
Shaodyn
15 hours for them to pick up one dead animal.
eromitlab
His name was Conrad. So long and godspeed, 'till the next bin.
CrazyLikeEd
Is that a little joint in his paw? 😂😂😂
EccentricNut
cuttlesquirt
Can someone please post about the escaped cobra from NYC zoo? That was also fun. Back when Twitter was worth it.
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
I’ve had plenty Canadians tell me how awful TO is but I had an absolute blast living there for a bit.
Great food, nice people. I’d go back anytime.
Sulexar
I'll leave my garbage bin open tonight, buddy.
MutatedHorse
:(
SyntheticReindeer
They should have made it Saint Raccoon TO and placed a gravestone on the sidewalk. Patron saint of scavengers
robertdoobies
NeverForget
dlandwerlen350
He’s just pining for the fjords.
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
There was legit a pokemon go gym or something for this raccoon. I wonder if it's still there.
HomicidalDirtMuppet
RIP Conrad
anotherdeadaquarian
That's actually pretty sad and heartwarming.... I always feel bad for roadkill animals. Like they have their own little hopes and dreams and family
fnordy
I'm there.
uden10
Yeah. I saw a dead raccoon on the way to work and it just bummed me out on the spot.
gotohe11carolina
this is what the internet is for
Gorglax9
bitemark
I can hear this gif
SnowIsCool615
I felt exactly the same way.
CaptainRedbeardButOnlyTheBeard
Man, Toronto gave more respect for this raccoon than they did when Drake got murdered.
umbrellamaker
The raccoon deserved it
CaptainRedbeardButOnlyTheBeard
Yea, this raccoon definitely got more love in the city where it's from.
eiger3970
#7 spliff in the paw?
PrincessWendyB
Looks like!
GreatWiseBob
It was.
digifuzzy
Not Scoop!?!?! Please, not the same Raccoon that was rescued from the Toronto Star Building.
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/baby-raccoon-scoop-rescued-from-toronto-star-building/article_1725624c-ebe4-5211-b9cd-7d1a093c73b0.html
JayDeeDubs
Statistically probably not. There are approximately 7 million raccoons in the city of Toronto
Cactus21
So you’re saying that Toronto is Racoon City? That explains a few things…
digifuzzy
One hopes. Statistics say "not likely" but it isn't a zero chance.
And with five Capybaras. That was a story - #CabbageTownWildlife
FiveShiftOne
Statistics actually say it is an absolute zero chance, because the dead raccoon was on July 10, 2015, and Scoop was rescued on October 13, 2016.
digifuzzy
https://imgur.com/squSzfq
thesameasyours
did he get better?
AmaraDela
I want to upvote but can't. :<
absolutezero182
With some light seasoning and proper application of heat yes
royal722
theinternetkeepsmealive
He posted a tweet so I guess so
Bunhyung
No! But better than than being better, it got a twitter account!
Putitinyomama
He’s on to the promised land
someguy7734206
I was thinking that "Heil" is a very unfortunate brand name, but on the other hand, I guess it is on a garbage truck where it belongs.
digitalaaronscustoms
He ded not.
PrincessWendyB
He went to live in a nice farm, upstate!
DaveSamsonite
Gone but not forgotten.
laserfork
Doug sprinkled some of Rob's crack on him and he was back in fighting form.
Nuggetti
Obviously.
leviaton
Thoughts and prayers
chewmaca2
Lassannn
He's in good hands now.
yaddiex3
He became an Allstate agent?
darthnerdus6236
I sometimes think dying in 2015 is better.
AlrightlyThen
He turned into dog food
Tom40
He’s on twitter now, so no.
RecreationalNecrosis
It's subjective. He no longer has any worries. That could be interpreted as better.
AlrightlyThen
Racoons are not known as big worriers
RedCamaro
define "better"
Paradox1111
I mean.. he wasnt in Scarborough...
ih8clickb8
q2grapple
Yes, they took him to a farm up north where he can live out his life eating as much country garbage as he wants
ijack
“Omg chichi!”
thesameasyours
oh thank god
TakuanSoho
Thank you I was worried
Overextendeddullard
Yeah but he was a city coon not a country coon.
Canadoug
Jesus Christ this was almost a decade ago. Feels like only a couple years. I'm so old.
kinarism
Hah. Missed this one and wouldn't have noticed the timestamps if I hadn't seen your comment
DrR5
rumandbass
2015 was NOT a .... God damnit.
MeAndJulio
Lol no, that says 2015, that was 2 years ago obviously
Barfman
This is Conrad. He was legendary! He took over Imgur for more than a week. Memorials galore. Much creativity from the hive.
ShamelessSeamus
In the arms of an angel....
VikingBloodG
Simpler times. Harambe was still alive. Disturbed released Sound of Silence. Much simpler times.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
About the same time as Ottawa's McDonalds sweater raccoon.
A part of our heritage.
zsefvgb
May our raccons' favorite mcdonalds always live out in spirit within whatever inhabits that location now
SmartAverageBear
Soon you too will be dead on a street in Toronto
Canadoug
I mean I'll be downtown in August so possibly? It's so fucking hot here.
Rivalyn
Oh god no, I can't afford to go to Toronto, even dead. Best I can do is Calgary.
Coldcalgarian
Hello there....
PrincessWendyB
Amen to that
discotheque42
I like how Norm had shit else to do all day except report on this racoon.
blindlynx
Would you prefer him doing actual stuff!?
truthader
#6 always strikes me as particularly inspired
Table5
That's Norm. He was a freaking twitter legend when he was on council. Spitting fire like Wendys. Man of the people.
Smartinique
I mean, what exactly does a deputy mayor do anyway?
blindlynx
He wasn't deputy mayor anymore at this point. But don't forget he had all the mayor powers when Ford was in rehab!