Probablyimaginary
113485
2003
63
Hit my Jong gonna be a good ride.
Relax on my jed. I just washed the jeats.
Why yes.
Never let them forget our struggles!
Lids safe to swallow
Hashtag blessed
Fantasy.
Reality.
Its the dawning of the age of Slithering....
Yes
I hope in 300 years there are children existing to be haunted by vaping vapor beings.
Where are the mammaries?
Put an * by their name. NBD
I'm sorry and not sorry. I did say cursed.
Its true.
I swear I cropped this, but I'm not removing it so yup.
Middle school me was about as dumb as a Tupperware full of tuna casserole.
Offal (noun)
the entrails and internal organs of an animal used as food.
Most tempting click bait.
Cat stilts?
Both.
Signage is important!
Or newts.
He sold immediately.
And so can you!
yourwtfismyftw
#40 “Stop right now!” Me:”Thank you very much, I need somebody with… *gets shot*”
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#18 thank the gods
wjferg8
#45 Yo, sign me up for storage space above AND below my fridge. It's not normal, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.
Ivalicenyan
#16 it ain't dumb if it works
Raileks
rebordacao
Gold!
ElDrmm
#24 I suppose if they've only ever been here'd then the statement is correct
SmokyDoggg
#14
twisti
There are in fact a lot of cursed images in this dump
LateNightBunnyParty
#33
lowreroll
#35
LordHosk
#1 Kevin smith heavy weazing.
mezesbdn7
#7 ya kidding me that looks amazing
FTWorld666
#1 dong - denim bong
androidspud
#7 in a few hours her man will be a walking biological weapon
ratcamper
#1 I shall name it Kim
BadOtterPDX
SgtDefaultGN
Dig that lifted refrigerator. Why does the crisper need to be at ankle height?
squillis
#2 "it has pocket!"
serleth
This sure was a dump. I enjoyed it though.
bekindtoanimals
Quality dump
SmokyDoggg
#27
IAmMonkeyGirl
Can someone explain #13 to my dumb friend? She doesn't get it....
theporkypine
Oh good it’s not just me that doesn’t get it, I thought I was having a stroke
Probablyimaginary
A snake is sort of all body so if a part of him falls asleep like your foot or leg would from sitting...its his him that has fallen asleep.
slotheroll
copperdomebodhi
Great sketch. Also the last time Rob Schneider was funny.
Problemwoodchuck
#2 so very jursed
sunyudai
Surely the jest.
FaecalJacksonPollock
#42 hits a little close to home.
FaithAlone
What bits hard is I know it won’t get better because our generation is just too brainwashed by boomers to blame ourselves for our struggles.
Shaodyn
Painful, isn't it?
FaecalJacksonPollock
heyletsbefriends
teddybonkerrs
#10 what makes this EVEN more strange is that it was actually her best friend. Her bff and husband cheated together, then she married former
teddybonkerrs
BFF’s husband…..they husband swapped. That’s a LOT of intimacy on so many different levels being shared between four people ?
DigYourselfBaby
True. Famous people can't just meet folks at the grocery store, though. They live in isolation. That's why so many of them are screwed up.
skiflyrun
Level21Magikarp
Germhole
Ok, that's Squatty Potty rehashed... what was/is it?
afnoot42
A shitpost?
Germhole