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MRW my wife wants to watch CSI:Miami on Netflix instead of Holy Grail..
Mar 4, 2016 9:45 AM
JerkoTSock
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sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
Holy Grail is not on Netflix though... I literally just checked
HeyOP
Maybe it's because you're less likely to annoy the shit out of her with quotes from CSI: Miami. Is your wife's name Sophie?
Rinnosuke
Dude, we're talking about CSI: Miami here, he'd be dropping puns and putting sunglasses on all night.
HeyOP
Maybe. Or maybe he'll just read some of his Douglas Adams collection, looking up occasionally to scoff at inaccuracies/oversimplifications.
progunil
OH! you know what i learned on CSI miami the other day? bullets travel in an arc. a lot of people think they travel in a straight line 1/2
WildBluntHickok
To be fair they also have future tech. The entire world's camera tech is 2000 megapixels, which puts them about 100 years ahead of us.
progunil
this is true. i watched them get a thumb print off of a guy from a video they got in which it recorded him reaching to turn off the camera
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
They aren't wrong. Bullets fly in a parabolic arc because gravity pulls them to the ground. Its just a very elongated arc.
progunil
yes, i know. its just fucking retarded the way it was presented.
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
The only thing that stops a bullet from hitting the ground after a while is it getting lodged inside something that isn't the ground
progunil
but that's not true. it's more like a rainbow. 2/2 seriously though, as a gun guy that show really makes me angry.
HeyOP
But dropoff is a thing. The rainbow analogy is oversimplified, but I don't see why being a gun guy would leave you pissed at the show.
progunil
yes, it was just presented in a really retarded way. there's plenty of other things they get really wrong too, that one just came to mind
JerkoTSock
Yeah, but if you have two African swallows and a coconut going 1500 fps....
progunil
here's another. someone will get shot, the blonde firearms chick will decide that it has to come from X gun, and then they'll find a 1/2
progunil
suspect and they're like "we know you have X gun registered to you blah blah blah." there's no such thing as a gun registry in florida 2/3
progunil
or in just about any other state. that's not how that shit works in the least 3/3
ProtectorOfDunwyn
look her straight in the eyes and say http://imgur.com/YgyRBDp
JerkoTSock
I would have also accepted icky icky icky bootang zoopboingggg
ProtectorOfDunwyn
only if, like Sir Robin, you bravely run away....
JerkoTSock
I beat a very brave retreat
ProtectorOfDunwyn
see, you don't need CSI, you got us!
JerkoTSock
And I also have these HUGE....tracks of land..