Texas is going to secede from the USA or chemtrails or Roswell...
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Shots fired...or were they?
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It gets very competitive...
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STICK A FORK IN ME!!
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Damn youngsters...
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Set me to Perm-Depressed...
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"A guy friend is interested in my friend L, and he asked for an embarrassing story about her so he could flirt-tease her. I couldn't think of one so I just told him the plot of The Sound of Music to see how long it would take him to catch on."
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So goddamn sad..
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Knights Who Say "Woof"..
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Tall Man-Angus Scrimm from Phantasm
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I am a big Sifl and Olly fan...
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Jockin the bitches..
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Shots fired?
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Better than having your coconuts ripped off by an African Swallow!
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Goal...unit..basket.
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Oh god, the shame!
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It's half way to The Day After Tomorrow in Northern Utah today..
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A case of the "Too Soon"s...
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The Truth behind Jay's Journal
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To the winter storm rolling through Utah right now....
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MRW my wife wants to watch CSI:Miami on Netflix instead of Holy Grail..
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If there is a way to get there, I would like to know...
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46
Sent me down a Primus rabbit hole...
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Puddles the Clown wants to sing you to sleep!
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Color changing cake!
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MFW my bro shows me his birth video
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He offered to kiss it better (2 yrs old, dont be gross) and I said Mommy will take care of that...wink wink nudge nudge
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The darkness of the abyss is only matched by the darkness of this mud in my bellybutton
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It went far beyond just touchy touchy...
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Can you name all of the bands depicted in this picture?
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Im kinda weirded out right now
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...he said without hesitation
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I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
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And AOL 5.0!? Sign.me.up!!
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MFW my brother tells my wife he caught me masturbating when we were younger..
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You don't want my opinion...
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They don't really hide it either..
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David Bowie's cat is still waiting for his fancy feast..
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139
MRW I snort unicorn sperm..
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Super Genius
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32
I could quit....but it wouldn't matter..
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Hnnnnnn....right in the feeliest of feels...
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It was a turd honking the right-of-way...
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Busting up those squeaky toy cartels...
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When trying to figure out which friend to party with..
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First year of college is really hard...
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MFW I find the last ice cream sandwich in the freezer.
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REDBULL DELIVERS!!
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Feliz Dia de Los Gatos
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Tardar, Bub, Quasimodo...
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MFW Someone says they haven't seen Princess Bride
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I'd kinda like some stock in the company as well..
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MRW I see cake on the table in the break room.
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I dislike my skin sometimes...
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I quit my job and everything...im feeling lucky.
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