BeastofKnowledge
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He's edited it a little since than but its still there.
@Lassann I did not forget. Hope you have a good New Year
Dec 31, 2025 9:44 PM
BeastofKnowledge
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He's edited it a little since than but its still there.
@Lassann I did not forget. Hope you have a good New Year
CookieRunner20XD6
cousteau
For the record, it's @Lassannn with three n's. The one with two got usurped, I think.
circlebreaker
BeastofKnowledge: "Has anyone actually kicked that guy in the balls yet?"
Lasannn's house on Jan. 1st, 2026:
Lassannn
ShadeMeadowsArt
Who?
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
lezgetfukkinreal
He's a polite guy, but man his grift skills are as good as razor90000's were about finding and upvoting ass
Dracology
originally I was like "But I don't actually hate Lassan and don't want him kicked in the nuts" but then apparently hes into it so its like... I guess?
IceWeaselX
"It's not kink shaming, it's kicking past the thighs!"
IceWeaselX
Quote reference:
Spiffytown
On the interweb we’re all hot girls. Got my waterproof kickin’ boots ready!
iusedtodream
Wrong. On the internet everyone is a semi-feral house goblin of indeterminate gender.
Bubble181
Excuse me, I am in fact an owl in a relatively life like human body suit. The jury's still out on the gender, but semi-feral sure is true.
FleaTron
I did not realize that Lassannn was only 2 hours from me. I could hire a hot friend to kick him in the nuts! Make a day trip out of it.
kittystorms
Oh hey, I live near Raleigh. Small world!
Lassannn
FRANK!!! WHAT'S YOURS!?!?
kittystorms
Bob!
NergalJester
I could probably get my ex to kick you in the balls. Gonna be in Raleigh in like two weeks.
Lassannn
I won't be in Captain America shape by then but that's a date.
NergalJester
She wants to wear platform stripper boots. Not sure if she means the rainbow goth ravers or the white and gold combat heels.
Lassannn
I'm thinking rainbow goth ravers?
BeastofKnowledge
God dammit my dumbass forgot to add the extra N.
wobblecopterrrr
didn't he cast the shield one time? cool gu.. I mean fuck you @Lassannn ;)
Lassannn
I came close several times but no success.
Hotsauceman
Fuck you @Lassannn get your ass on the treadmill with me!
Lassannn
Already hot on the trail! I can do 3 miles in 26 flat!
Hotsauceman
Holy shit! You’re faster than me.
Lassannn
The secret is leg strength. I work at walmart so I walk a lot. That conditions them and burns fat off them. But you also have to do squats and leg presses and so forth. If your legs can keep going your heart and lungs don't give a fuck.
Hotsauceman
I’m built as a Swede, a big person. So I run and slowly get better. I realized as I started to lift how quickly I gained muscle
SlayerOfGoat
I dunno, if he's lying about being a nice guy, who's to say he's telling the truth about anything else...
LariCheltsy
That's Imgur's Ass.
Lassannn
Seriously, you should see it! I been doing squats!
LariCheltsy
Lassannn
Well...closer to Halloween.
LariCheltsy
I'm holding you to this. And will probably ask for a 4th of July update!
LariCheltsy
inkasep1
This is why I don’t always feel comfortable joining the fuck you lassannn game. That he has to reinforce that he’s a nice guy makes me fear some people hate him or even give him shit as some sort of misguided pack mentality.
tidepool
I wasn’t here when the fuckery happened (well, I never came to this part of imgur back then I just used it for image hosting) so I don’t feel justified in saying it to him. I have only ever found him to be kind and respectful and I really like him.
Asadsadsadclown
Naw its 100% a meme, he diesn't take it personally and it's more like an old man appreciating a time honored tradition. Also it started by him being a prolific shitposter, so he earned it back in the day.
BeastofKnowledge
This is why I made sure to post our exchange to make sure people knew he was cool with this. Im not trying to make anyone feel bad. More than enough of that is going around.
HYPEdriveMusic
I’ve been on imgur since tfe dawn of time (under various guises) and can confirm this to be true.
So yeh , fuck you @lassann
BeastofKnowledge
+1
Bacxaber
The issue I have with him is that he lies about the origin of the meme. We say "fuck you" because he's a compulsive liar/point farmer.
Xenarion
I do recall him stating pretty much that in a comment on one of his post.
nclu
I believe someone exposed his personal story type memes as being false. And he came out to say, “wait. Memes are supposed to be true? I thought we were just posting whatever story would get points”
Xenarion
That does make sense. And to be fair, I wouldn't be surprise if most stories here were false.
Orzufancylad
He (according to a few comments I have read from a while ago) doesn't care much about it. Its just a meme, like saying "Witnessed" or "imgur has moderation".
doodlydoofus
I thought it was "Imgur has moderation?"
navyjeff
or Edward Macaroni Fork
TripUpStairs
@fartharder
fartharder
inkasep1
I spose that’s some comfort. I just don’t want the man to experience grief outside of the meme, cause he is in fact a cool guy!
rockarolla
Ask Lassan about lindadee and see if he tells the truth about the old days of imgur
Muffyns
Who
Ryebread91
Oh man I have completely forgotten all about her
Lassannn
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
nation543
Me too. I always tell him that I love him when I see him comment.
Lassannn
I love you, too!
nation543
AHMAHGAD *swoon*
ReposterCallerOuterMan
@Lassannn didn't you already do this?Are you ready to do it again
Lassannn
I did the nut kicking part and I did dress as Pennywise, so I guess the only thing left is to get into Captain America shape. I'm working on it. Chris Evans is 6' and about 185 lbs in most of the movies. I'm 5'11" and about 170 right now.
Dimension09
How close are you to taking America's Ass?
Lassannn
I think it's sexy, but it's not quite strong enough. It's a runner's butt. Needs to be a squatter's butt, too.
GangOfNahr19
All this time and he really just like me 🥲