My Goal for the New Year.

Dec 31, 2025 9:44 PM

BeastofKnowledge

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He's edited it a little since than but its still there.

@Lassann I did not forget. Hope you have a good New Year

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3 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

For the record, it's @Lassannn with three n's. The one with two got usurped, I think.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BeastofKnowledge: "Has anyone actually kicked that guy in the balls yet?"
Lasannn's house on Jan. 1st, 2026:

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a polite guy, but man his grift skills are as good as razor90000's were about finding and upvoting ass

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

originally I was like "But I don't actually hate Lassan and don't want him kicked in the nuts" but then apparently hes into it so its like... I guess?

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"It's not kink shaming, it's kicking past the thighs!"

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Quote reference:

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On the interweb we’re all hot girls. Got my waterproof kickin’ boots ready!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wrong. On the internet everyone is a semi-feral house goblin of indeterminate gender.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Excuse me, I am in fact an owl in a relatively life like human body suit. The jury's still out on the gender, but semi-feral sure is true.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did not realize that Lassannn was only 2 hours from me. I could hire a hot friend to kick him in the nuts! Make a day trip out of it.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, I live near Raleigh. Small world!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FRANK!!! WHAT'S YOURS!?!?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bob!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could probably get my ex to kick you in the balls. Gonna be in Raleigh in like two weeks.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I won't be in Captain America shape by then but that's a date.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She wants to wear platform stripper boots. Not sure if she means the rainbow goth ravers or the white and gold combat heels.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking rainbow goth ravers?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God dammit my dumbass forgot to add the extra N.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

didn't he cast the shield one time? cool gu.. I mean fuck you @Lassannn ;)

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I came close several times but no success.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck you @Lassannn get your ass on the treadmill with me!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Already hot on the trail! I can do 3 miles in 26 flat!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! You’re faster than me.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The secret is leg strength. I work at walmart so I walk a lot. That conditions them and burns fat off them. But you also have to do squats and leg presses and so forth. If your legs can keep going your heart and lungs don't give a fuck.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m built as a Swede, a big person. So I run and slowly get better. I realized as I started to lift how quickly I gained muscle

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno, if he's lying about being a nice guy, who's to say he's telling the truth about anything else...

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's Imgur's Ass.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously, you should see it! I been doing squats!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well...closer to Halloween.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm holding you to this. And will probably ask for a 4th of July update!

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This is why I don’t always feel comfortable joining the fuck you lassannn game. That he has to reinforce that he’s a nice guy makes me fear some people hate him or even give him shit as some sort of misguided pack mentality.

3 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

I wasn’t here when the fuckery happened (well, I never came to this part of imgur back then I just used it for image hosting) so I don’t feel justified in saying it to him. I have only ever found him to be kind and respectful and I really like him.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Naw its 100% a meme, he diesn't take it personally and it's more like an old man appreciating a time honored tradition. Also it started by him being a prolific shitposter, so he earned it back in the day.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why I made sure to post our exchange to make sure people knew he was cool with this. Im not trying to make anyone feel bad. More than enough of that is going around.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve been on imgur since tfe dawn of time (under various guises) and can confirm this to be true.
So yeh , fuck you @lassann

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The issue I have with him is that he lies about the origin of the meme. We say "fuck you" because he's a compulsive liar/point farmer.

3 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

I do recall him stating pretty much that in a comment on one of his post.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I believe someone exposed his personal story type memes as being false. And he came out to say, “wait. Memes are supposed to be true? I thought we were just posting whatever story would get points”

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That does make sense. And to be fair, I wouldn't be surprise if most stories here were false.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He (according to a few comments I have read from a while ago) doesn't care much about it. Its just a meme, like saying "Witnessed" or "imgur has moderation".

3 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I thought it was "Imgur has moderation?"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or Edward Macaroni Fork

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

@fartharder

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I spose that’s some comfort. I just don’t want the man to experience grief outside of the meme, cause he is in fact a cool guy!

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ask Lassan about lindadee and see if he tells the truth about the old days of imgur

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man I have completely forgotten all about her

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Me too. I always tell him that I love him when I see him comment.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I love you, too!

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

AHMAHGAD *swoon*

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@Lassannn didn't you already do this?Are you ready to do it again

3 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I did the nut kicking part and I did dress as Pennywise, so I guess the only thing left is to get into Captain America shape. I'm working on it. Chris Evans is 6' and about 185 lbs in most of the movies. I'm 5'11" and about 170 right now.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How close are you to taking America's Ass?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think it's sexy, but it's not quite strong enough. It's a runner's butt. Needs to be a squatter's butt, too.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

All this time and he really just like me 🥲

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