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#facts
#skeletor
#good_clean_fun
#kickstarter
#human_resources
Sep 22, 2021 9:22 PM
zeusfdelta
96592
763
28
#facts
#skeletor
#good_clean_fun
#kickstarter
#human_resources
SteveTheEgg
I'k easily 14, but probably closer to 20.
lcranston1930
...
wheelerws2718
Hey that's a Snuggy
Killertomatonew
*Sweats obesely*
PooPculture
I think my fat ass could put Irish Spring out of business
TCGView
If it's an American, it's closer to 9. Don't ask me how I know.
VastMajorityRule
Thanks Tyler
EroticZombiePants
Don't ask how they determined this.
Malumake
Fun fact, the chemicals we use for burial preparation and viewing, will turn you and your loved ones into soap in time.
Vhyson
I'm down to be soap. Just make it quick. Seems like it'd be a hoot.
Kindofathingbutnotreally
BaloneyBob
AwesomeCanuck
Voidkeeper
There was a serial killer in Italy and made soap out of her victims. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonarda_Cianciulli
PiccChicc
Good for her! Crafty and using the parts of her kills!
freshthrowaway1138
Average human or average American? 70% of US over 25 is overweight, 40% obese. You could make cases of soap.
TheWhiteBarry
I'd rather be fat and happy than live longer and be miserable the whole time.
freshthrowaway1138
Not the point I was trying to make, but good to see how defensive you got.
ballsoutflyer
Skeletor will be back with more disturbing facts!
Apollymkatistrafia
You could try making perfume... https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0396171/
Davedavedavedavedave
For once, I'm above average!
mox911
Ras668
Me too!
Markamanic
The average human body contains more than 1 skeleton. Because pregnancy.
TigersOnAcid
you can blow some shit up with soap
malachilenomade
Skeletor in a snuggy....
saeheria
I bet I would make 10 bars
PballQhead
You really don't want to go more than 30% animal fat in everyday soap though, so you could probably get 20-25 bars once you factor that in.
CaffeineEnabler
Step 3. Draw the rest of the owl
withau
Chromentor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_made_from_human_corpses
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Presumably 3 would be "sell soap"
malicart
Isn't this just the plot of "Fight Club"?
crischapman
Shhhh
CorydorasAfavorplease
Oh fuck, actually though? Bc I might read it if that's the case
battery1979
Read it anyway. It's better than the movie.
PinchyStryder
I mean NO BECAUSE WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT! SHHHHHH
Noodles4dreams
We already broke rules one and two! Oh no!
TricksForDays
No that’s the “Micro-economics of Fight Club”
Noodles4dreams
I came here to comment this. TY!
Hemelsblauw
Isn't skeletor supposed to run away after such a quote?
TI99Kitty
But he just got comfy in his Snuggie.
trueunpopularopinions
Too washed up apparently
ballsoutflyer
I see what you did there.
Anddroid
Brilliant.
crischapman
crischapman
Adipose
zeusfdelta
“Partners in crime” was a great episode