The Idiots of Imgur: A Mini Dump pt 203

Mar 7, 2025 8:58 PM

UncleSlam123

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#4 well, at least she separated herself from the gun and w/e her sister had in there as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jumping into the fire was always a good idea.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#11

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Reminds you of that Pole Vaulter

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the laughs @UncleSlam123 !!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Glad you enjoyed the post! Have a great weekend!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 I love this one. The automatic response of "I wasn't driving" says a lot.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I would guess bouldering guy is how you actually learn to boulder though as a beginner. Try different positions to see which ones are stable.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 shit blew up, literally.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#8 was almost certainly fatal but rad 🤙

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

#4 Drugs are a helluva drug

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 Could someone please explain what the point of this was? I honestly don't know why someone would jump into a fire. What did they think was going to happen?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Testing a fireproof suit?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks really cool if you're not on fire afterward.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 get him some ice

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3:

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Megumine!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 that.. that lady humping the fair ride didn't have a freaking toy with a cumlubetube in it in right? Right?!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#11 Seems to have been deleted!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

... I'm really curious what it was now

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was a compilation of several clips, one of which was pretty damn lewd tbh, I'd link it but I like having an account. A clip of it may be in my not porn favourites folder though...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what she was on, and what happened to her.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cops noted a strong smell of weed in the car and a "green residue on the tongue" of the driver. So maybe blotter LSD?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't heard of that. Maybe? I wonder about her reaction when she saw the video

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of these really beg the question " what were you trying to do?"

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m looking for an explanation of the guy jumping into the fire

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drugs? Suicide? Stupid dare?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone seems surprised when he catches fire, too..

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom was an adjuster and used to take me out to see some of the worst car wrecks she saw. Best way to discourage me from drunk driving. Never have. Never will. Saw one once where a whole truck cab was sheered off horizontally. Unpleasant is the least graphic word I can use.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

My wife is an attorney whose firm deals with auto manufactures. Our kids stayed in rear facing seats for as long as possible. No one is allowed to put their feet up on the dash. Everyone always wears their seatbelts and we will never drive drunk.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Brother dated a girl who ended up under an 18 wheeler inches from devastation. One of her injuries was a ruptured bicep.. well let me rephrase, her bicep was TORN FROM HER FUCKIN ARM and clearly unable to be reattached so they instead surgically detached and reattached her tricep to her normal bicep attachment. Anyway, now when she wants to flex her arm she has to “think” she’s extending it and then fully relax to let gravity take her arm straight(ish) by her side

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like I just watched a BUNCH of people die

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You or me, yep, ded. These morons; not a scratch.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 how else we can evolve :)

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I was kind of hoping he'd let go and she'd catapult across the room.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Popped a wheelie.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#7

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 I can't believe this guy didn't get severed in half

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Wrong kid died!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

uploaded this when Trump’s brother died

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, that hit him right in the squishy bit. I hope he has his organs checked after that

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

He’s gonna wanna put some ice on that

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

#1

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

explain please

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fire cracker dropped down a sewage manhole. Unventilated sewage accumulates a lot of methane

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"A boy threw firecrackers into a septic tank, causing a septic tank well gas explosion"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7

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1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*inappropriately eats a cherry tomato in the most heinous was possible*

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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All the bros shouting “roll” 😂

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

FLAMING DEATH!!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always wild to hear the camera guy laughing as someone life is being ruined in realtime.

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Also it's wild seeing someone intentionally throwing themselves into in a large bonfire. Between that guy and the camera man I'm guessing there might be a braincell between them

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

First time I saw this scene I thought:
That’s a really long run while on fire.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

someone mapped it out and he was running for like 20-30 minutes to get to the jumping off point

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#4 has EXTREMELY obvious signs of traumatic brain injury, holy shit.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

"traumatic brain injury" is what i call it when i get high too

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Before or after the wreck?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

After.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 It's hard to say for sure, but something tells me that lady might be under the influence of one or more things. It's subtle, but the signs are there.

1 year ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 0

I hope she gets 10 years. Disgusting woman.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ha ha subtle like a bat to the head!

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The only cure is to not have her under the influence of oxygen ever again.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Does it matter? She wasn’t driving.

1 year ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Funny enough she wasn't during the initial encounter, she was the passenger, cops had pulled the driver for a DUI (weed) check

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jesus take the wheel

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

wild guess:
5 glasses of Dontgiveashit and 2 lines of Makemyselfgreatagain

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think her sister gave it to her..

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

#4 I've seen this before and still wonder if she survived.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There's some conflicting information but I believe she did survive. Her name is Brittany Johns, this happened in Arkansas.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's talking like nothing happened at the end!

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah, people can be lucid and talk before the head bleed really gets into full swing.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I wasn't driving"

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But that could be shock

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

or TBI

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Drugs are more likely

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh she was definitely drunk and/or high, that combined with the shock of major injuries would make it hard for her to realise what was going on.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I saw a guy smack a telephone pole then roll down a 20-foot embankment, then crawl up through a bunch of blackberry bushes like nothing happened. No idea if he survived, but it took four people telling him he’d been in an accident before he laid down to wait for the ambulance

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Adrenalin is one hell of a drug!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So are drugs

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 - whaaa?

1 year ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Looks like the kid set off a fire cracker with a lot more *crack* than expected. I could def be wrong though.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Lot of methane in the sewers. Kid hit a methane pocket and

1 year ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Beautiful execution of that gif take your plus 1

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The title on that one says it’s in sichuan china, a town called zizhong, this boy tossed a fire cracker into a manhole which was a cesspool and caused an explosion. During Chinese new years this kind of things happen a lot and the fire department keeps warning people through all kinds of media don’t do this kind of stupid stuff but has no avail. In China, that’s like the only party people have. It’s just for like 5 days, people wanna do stupid stuff.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Watch closely at the start. There's a kid that drops something (probably a firecracker) down a manhole. You see the cover flip up before the explosion.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That has been posted here a few times. Kid tossed a firecracker into a sewer with a methane pocket. Sewer methane explosions aren't all that uncommon, even in the US.

1 year ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Especially in the US.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Can you find some at any US Tesla locations?

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I absolutely will not explain how you can very easily obstruct plumbing vent stacks and make this more likely to happen.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Vent stack? Is that a poor place to drop a brand-new can of Great Stuff upside-down?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should definitely not do that.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 is kind of impressive. Like I can’t figure out how the rear even got in that position and completely detached

1 year ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 0

Probably swerved around the back of the truck and caught the trailer bumper

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don’t ask her. She wasn’t driving the car.

1 year ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 0

I don’t even think she was lying on purpose there, the G forces she put on her brain probably turned it to goop

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I assume there were mind altering substances involved as well

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

She slewed clockwise; the back end is torn off on contact with the trailer. The front continues on in a partial clockwise spin while the rear end is pulled counter clockwise by the shearing motion, ending up the the rear pointing as seen.

1 year ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I honestly feel bad for her there at the end, she clearly was having some very very very serious mental health and/or substance issues.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 11

Strong disagree.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

could just be shell shock from the collision and thinking she's a smooth liar.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s a miracle she didn’t kill an innocent person. No sympathy whatsoever.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't think anyone with a brain feels sympathy for her. Another matter is if you are empathic and wish her to recover from whatever problems that contributed to her decision to drive that car that day in the state she was in.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i don't feel bad for her. She clearly should've never been in a car and putting everyone else on the road in danger. You only feel bad for her because in this case she didn't kill a family of 3 and their dog on collision.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

Structural rust in the chassis, I bet its an area that salts the roads in winter so the cars don't last long.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Two car pieces shoddily welded together? Front of one (rear-ended) & rear of another (front accident). Add some filler, paint and hey new low mileage bargain

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who tf doesn't salt their roads when temperature below 0°C is possible? Also, if your car suffers problems from salty streets, it's either pretty cheap or you never cleaned the bottom at all...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You think this driver would clean the underside of their car after a salted morning drive ? I doubt it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None of the counties in farmland USA have salt on their trucks. Dot does but that's state and they only hit things like interstates.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gun charges dropped. It's no longer in the car.

1 year ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I was thinking she bounced that poor Grand Prix off the wall and the back end went under the truck tires then the front half spun out to the front of the truck. But she wasn't driving, so who knows what happened?

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yup, you can tell from the wall-scrape and skid marks.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think, not certain, but I think she might have been under the influence.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean, I hope so...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be shock, at least after the accident. Then again, she was present enough to quickly deny responsibility.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lifelong habit

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brittany Johns from Arkansas on 09.07.2022. I read somewhere she passed later, but can't find nay source for it.
Police report apparently said : "The female was lying with her legs in the front passenger area, and her head was on the ground where the
back seats would normally be."

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

The only place I can find saying she died is a horrible AI hallucination story aggregation that appears to have smushed 3 events together.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://vehicleaccidentinjury.com/brittany-johns-car-accident/ Like, what on earth is this mess

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeezes 😅

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God fucking dammit I hate AI. I tried to find some info on this and there's just so much AI-written bullshit conflating this incident with at least one other, probably several. There's so much more bullshit to wade through to find the truth these days thanks to AI (although admittedly that's just a tool and the real problem is our ruthlessly profit driven society that incentivizes people to generate clicks at any cost)

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Use duckduckgo as a search engine. No AI, no targeted ads, tracking.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and google apparently increased the UI area for "answers" instead of links. And wow, those results suck ass...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not dead but serving 6 years apparently

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's lucky she survived this! It looked like she forgot to buckle up before deciding to wreck that vehicle...

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Buckling up sounds like something a person with their wits about them would do. See appeared to be the total opposite

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

she left her wits about her with the officer and drove off without them

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are two Brittany Johns that have been in automobile accidents. One was in the backseat and was driven by a man. That one passed.

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