Meet New York City’s Luckiest Squirrel

Mar 5, 2026 2:04 AM

Fred munching on a whole-ass apple. No, I did not feed Fred. Yes, I just named him Fred. No, we are not acquainted. Yes, every once in a while, good things happen. Today, it was Fred. Some day it will be you.

Meh, looks like a Red Delicious

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If I'm having a snack in the wilds, I always leave a few somethings for some squirrel or other animal to find and have it make their day.

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Fred appreciates his apple.

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His greed sickens me.

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ya, fuck you Fred!

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Oh shit. Shots fired.

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This is the problem with the world these days..I rest my case.

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Are you saying Fred needs to pay his fair share in taxes? Hear hear!

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I mean..what I said, works on lots of levels..I won't pretend I was serious

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