May 26, 2021 8:19 PM
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funny
Mortalnick
I know this is a joke but it seriously bothered me.
CaptainTypo
BadAtGuitar
Looks like he's 3 sheets to the wind. Maybe 4.
TheSmoothSayer
Bless his heart
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
Mark my words, Someone will do this as a doctor, but you won’t be able to read it
dedpaen
laruethefirebug
If you don’t share this with 10 friends in 10 minutes, you hate construction workers.
Loadie25
"They" say all kinds of things, but you my friend are SMRT.
MenloPart
SMR-d'oh!
Iamnotacreativeman
Bless that child, he's special.
He's going places! Not college, but places!
OrionRed
This is right up there with the upside down "Thank God I'm Polish" bumper sticker I saw in the late 80s!
PattFussy
ebap
As a construction worker I approve this message
in70x
That may well be but this was pure brilliance.. +1
CypherMarz
Glorious
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
sumothername
sparkywires200212
As an electrician... absolutely hilarious dude!
clwadd
This is wonderful.
Grimmiemommer
Hard hat trash is hard hat trash does. Go 48?
clamdriver
We just this the Army joke a few hours ago.
Yeah. Since I commented, I’ve seen this in usersub at least twice.
ahernandez
I can’t wait to see it on TikTok in every other identity until I no longer laugh
iusedtodream
I'd wear thigh highs for that man.
ObtuseDoorFrame
Alright, that was clever. And I've never seen this joke before! As a construction worker, I'd say at least half are dumb.
DewiMorgan
That's true of everyone, though. Half of us are below average, right?
Fair. 49% of the voting population are dumb as shit.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Must be a new gag people are doing. Saw this one a few hours ago. v
yoozernaiym
I saw a Dominican one first today... thought it was funny but lame that it's a popular trend
jasongerke
Absolutely Brilliant.
jappie348
i saw one of these like an hour ago for the first time. and i'm already seeing people copy it
Klisteration
Spreads almost as fast as misinformation
fartinyurgeneraldirection
Yep. Here we go
CanIchangethis123
Absolutely inspiring, an automatic tear jerker. So sad that construction workers have to deal with all this hate so excellenty illustrated
tbh187
My husband works union construction for less hours, less stress and more money than I do as a nurse. He figured something out. That’s smart
Higure
Union. He figured out a union. (Not saying you didn't. But that's definitely what happened to him.)
TheBadDad
So is he copying the Army version thats on the front page this quickly? ??♂️
Am I supposed to believe that just anyone can make signs and film themselves?!
SublimCrib
Yeah, but these were posted on tiktoks a couple days ago so there will be more copies.
SultanofSlop
Who did it first? This guy or the soldier?
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Saw the army version this morning.
CarlottaVonSprockett
It was funnier
crann
I saw another version yesterday. They honestly aren't old yet, soon, but not yet.
thegregorious
Saw a Dominicans one on Reddit
Everfearful
Haven't seen it, but if it wasn't via PowerPoint it's not authentic.
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
jrhawk42
Same, now I'm wondering if the Army one was original or not.
ulysses2031
The army one was very clever he had written the words backwards check out his name tags
Only the front page was reversed. Oh well.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Pretty sure construction worker just riding hype train from Army dude. No different than tiktokers stealing audio from other people.
Or Imgur posting tik toks.
At this point I just assume everything is a copy, even my own ideas were probably inspired by something I’ve forgotten.
spLagger
"there's nothing new under the sun"
ratfaceddog
What’s everything copying, though?
dramaticpaws
At this point I just assume everything is a copy, even my own ideas were probably inspired by something I've forgotten.
Tawpalicky
At this point I've forgotten what to copy
YayItsMillerTime
v
anonie
i saw a Dominican one a few days ago
Source?
i woildnt even know how to find it again. it would be like trying to search for a random imgur gif. saw it on instagram reels tho
nobodyspecial995
Anyone freeze frame and read the text?
PoeticSoul
Gibberish
TheFeralDog
Trying but too blurry maybe the original is better quality and you can IDK
Mercurybird
It was going too fast.
derekjohn
Evidently not a genuine construction worker then.
SenseiTheDefender
Anyone not a construction worker can read those back pages just fine.
TheArwingPilot
i tried. couldn't make it out.
squidPilot
He didn't say make out with the video
swiftkid66
Thats what she said.
IMustGrowUpReally
Yes! It says 'They say all construction workers are dumb...' You're welcome
Daeyelle
They don’t, I can’t tell exactly what they say, but it isn’t the same thing
Psymon100
mooreuscg
I absolutely laughed out loud at this. Magnificent.
oneandoneandoneisthree
factcheckmate
Thank you for your service
SandiRavage
You must be a construction worker
Marukina
ChewyTheWookie
You brilliant bastard
GeminiMithuna
Erutanmi
Jesus thanks for this.
I tried but it was too blurry
Covidnineteen
Much like a Japanese cat
ooglybooglies
Did you try to Enhance?
hasr
TriggerII
Same, F
ryansmVillain
That's a song by puddle of mud
DeserTimmy
From the few words I could make out it looked like random names.
Messina
"Cactus wall" on the first one
dduncan55330
Same. I saw Zach and Tyler, but I also saw Wall and Pine. Those could be last names tho.
Skywalker2416
Also saw Randy and Eli on last one too
DickButtowski
FarmerFrance
Good clean fun
LeRuzzell
Danger 5!!!!!!
GunnarTheGunner
This is also from danger 5?! Man I really gotta watch that show
Ironbunny
You really do.
SirCaptainDoctorProfessorMeowMeow
Just be warned theres alot to handle. I was waaaaay too messed up when I started watching it lol. Was still really good.
SoyDivision
Yeah, it’s hilarious! v
Assholefullofelbows
As a construction project manager, can confirm
Szavor
Same
chambs
As a raptor, I agree. But as a grape, I cannot believe it.
kruug
Josesharlo
Holla PM
speershawks
Ah yes. Professional faker till you maker.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
As a guy who’s had a series of fucking imbeciles as sales managers... I’d per in your hard hat given the chance
diregamer
Recently I got to see a construction company handed a drawing of an area and told to put a fence around it. The results were interesting.
A VERY open-to-interpretation drawing.
Sharkostomy
Reading all these comments, I can really feel the love in this business.
kbf61553
Me three.
Two.
Too.
hashtagnobud
As a construction site temporary restroom engineer/delivery driver, I can also confirm.
Richardglute
As a foreman dealing with PM’s .. can confirm
M4Firefly
if a system is functioning as it should, the person in charge SHOULD be always be more competent
david987987
I might disagree with that, what I’ve seen in engineering. Smart engineers end up in charge, but often don’t have the skill set for managing
purebordem
As a client side technology project manager, I already feel blown off by you xxoxoxo
I'm sorry did you say something?
PinkSodaMix
LTCmdrTomDodge
Why I never reapond in a timely manner
LiveB8
I’ve worked with many a project manager for tier one projects, how you guys manage it without going insane is a mystery.
End of the day I blame the architect and broader client side project manager for not engaging anyone and doing their own thing
justdoingmybest
As a construction estimator, it sounds like a field problem...
AdamSan3000
You shouldn't have got involved on this one. You're about to get crucified. You guys are terrible.
Agreed 3000% last job was only short 57% of what it took to build. I made it up but damn
jellymustache
I accidentally missed an entire floor worth of drywall once. $40k...
Holy fuck, those estimating multipliers are a bitch
Yeasd
Guy at a project I was on missed rebar... on a bridge. Company is huge so they managed to eat up the 1 million he missed.
As an owner of a small construction company, you guys are the absolute worst!
Yep, blame the estimator run jobs into the ground, make good money doing it
CoxZuckerMachine
As a guy whose dad was an accountant/CFO for local small construction companies...you fucks are the absolute worst!
As someone who just got called a fuck, please explain what's so bad about the hard working little guy?
As a fuck who is the worst, I'm grateful for my job, love my company and try my best to run good work. 20 years on I've only had 1 bad job.
electronicbovine
So how much does that one job haunt you?
Not a single damned thing!
Immensely, I got handed a $900k small.prokect that was really a $1.4 million dollar project. I've never felt worse about myself 1/
ZiggyStardust80085
As an architect all of you are the absolute worst!
If you would capture my God damn markups it wouldn't be a problem
You know I really love how this is turning into every possible subsect of the construction world hurling stones at each other
torpthorkertoo
Sounds like something an apprentice would say...?
I really feel like if I had a bucket of stones and an architect had a bucket of stones....let's just say I would put my money on me.
AlmightyThor117
That’s like construction 101, it’s never my fault, it’s always someone else’s
This is very true, pass the buck till the GC just pays for it
It's only because your designs are shit ???
Haha, can confirm, also a construction project manager v
I'm electrical, design build work lately. No you can't cram 5" of light fixture into a 5" space, I need clearance for heat and hardware
Ok, you are right here. Stone well thrown!
LordNergal
As someone who's had to be a client before: Architects are fucking morons. Yes, I really do need that three feet of concrete in the 1/
basement! Did you think I was joking when I said we were using armor-piercing rounds? 2/2
neborno
Wut?
As a student urban planner, please put me out of my pain.
It's fun and awful all at once. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!
In urban planning you have other worries. My biggest failure in my career still comes from the year I worked in urban planning. In a >
>nutshell when building your focus is small, but in urban planning your focus is the whole area you are handling. You are "fighting" on >
>another level: corporations and their lawyers, government, local administrations, owners unions..the list is large and your team is small.>
Mortalnick
I know this is a joke but it seriously bothered me.
CaptainTypo
BadAtGuitar
Looks like he's 3 sheets to the wind. Maybe 4.
TheSmoothSayer
Bless his heart
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
Mark my words, Someone will do this as a doctor, but you won’t be able to read it
dedpaen
laruethefirebug
If you don’t share this with 10 friends in 10 minutes, you hate construction workers.
Loadie25
"They" say all kinds of things, but you my friend are SMRT.
MenloPart
SMR-d'oh!
Iamnotacreativeman
Bless that child, he's special.
MenloPart
He's going places! Not college, but places!
OrionRed
This is right up there with the upside down "Thank God I'm Polish" bumper sticker I saw in the late 80s!
PattFussy
ebap
As a construction worker I approve this message
in70x
That may well be but this was pure brilliance.. +1
CypherMarz
Glorious
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
sumothername
sparkywires200212
As an electrician... absolutely hilarious dude!
clwadd
This is wonderful.
Grimmiemommer
Hard hat trash is hard hat trash does. Go 48?
clamdriver
We just this the Army joke a few hours ago.
clwadd
Yeah. Since I commented, I’ve seen this in usersub at least twice.
ahernandez
I can’t wait to see it on TikTok in every other identity until I no longer laugh
iusedtodream
I'd wear thigh highs for that man.
ObtuseDoorFrame
Alright, that was clever. And I've never seen this joke before! As a construction worker, I'd say at least half are dumb.
DewiMorgan
That's true of everyone, though. Half of us are below average, right?
ObtuseDoorFrame
Fair. 49% of the voting population are dumb as shit.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Must be a new gag people are doing. Saw this one a few hours ago.
v
yoozernaiym
I saw a Dominican one first today... thought it was funny but lame that it's a popular trend
jasongerke
Absolutely Brilliant.
jappie348
i saw one of these like an hour ago for the first time. and i'm already seeing people copy it
Klisteration
Spreads almost as fast as misinformation
fartinyurgeneraldirection
Yep. Here we go
CanIchangethis123
Absolutely inspiring, an automatic tear jerker. So sad that construction workers have to deal with all this hate so excellenty illustrated
tbh187
My husband works union construction for less hours, less stress and more money than I do as a nurse. He figured something out. That’s smart
Higure
Union. He figured out a union. (Not saying you didn't. But that's definitely what happened to him.)
TheBadDad
So is he copying the Army version thats on the front page this quickly? ??♂️
MenloPart
Am I supposed to believe that just anyone can make signs and film themselves?!
SublimCrib
Yeah, but these were posted on tiktoks a couple days ago so there will be more copies.
SultanofSlop
Who did it first? This guy or the soldier?
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Saw the army version this morning.
CarlottaVonSprockett
It was funnier
crann
I saw another version yesterday. They honestly aren't old yet, soon, but not yet.
thegregorious
Saw a Dominicans one on Reddit
Everfearful
Haven't seen it, but if it wasn't via PowerPoint it's not authentic.
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
jrhawk42
Same, now I'm wondering if the Army one was original or not.
ulysses2031
The army one was very clever he had written the words backwards check out his name tags
MenloPart
Only the front page was reversed. Oh well.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Pretty sure construction worker just riding hype train from Army dude. No different than tiktokers stealing audio from other people.
SublimCrib
Or Imgur posting tik toks.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
At this point I just assume everything is a copy, even my own ideas were probably inspired by something I’ve forgotten.
spLagger
"there's nothing new under the sun"
ratfaceddog
What’s everything copying, though?
dramaticpaws
At this point I just assume everything is a copy, even my own ideas were probably inspired by something I've forgotten.
Tawpalicky
At this point I've forgotten what to copy
YayItsMillerTime
anonie
i saw a Dominican one a few days ago
MenloPart
Source?
anonie
i woildnt even know how to find it again. it would be like trying to search for a random imgur gif. saw it on instagram reels tho
nobodyspecial995
Anyone freeze frame and read the text?
PoeticSoul
Gibberish
TheFeralDog
Trying but too blurry maybe the original is better quality and you can IDK
Mercurybird
It was going too fast.
derekjohn
Evidently not a genuine construction worker then.
SenseiTheDefender
Anyone not a construction worker can read those back pages just fine.
TheArwingPilot
i tried. couldn't make it out.
squidPilot
He didn't say make out with the video
swiftkid66
Thats what she said.
IMustGrowUpReally
Yes! It says 'They say all construction workers are dumb...' You're welcome
Daeyelle
They don’t, I can’t tell exactly what they say, but it isn’t the same thing
Psymon100
mooreuscg
I absolutely laughed out loud at this. Magnificent.
oneandoneandoneisthree
factcheckmate
Thank you for your service
SandiRavage
You must be a construction worker
Marukina
ChewyTheWookie
You brilliant bastard
GeminiMithuna
Erutanmi
Jesus thanks for this.
domcom9
I tried but it was too blurry
Covidnineteen
Much like a Japanese cat
ooglybooglies
Did you try to Enhance?
hasr
TriggerII
Same, F
ryansmVillain
That's a song by puddle of mud
DeserTimmy
From the few words I could make out it looked like random names.
Messina
"Cactus wall" on the first one
dduncan55330
Same. I saw Zach and Tyler, but I also saw Wall and Pine. Those could be last names tho.
Skywalker2416
Also saw Randy and Eli on last one too
DickButtowski
FarmerFrance
Good clean fun
LeRuzzell
Danger 5!!!!!!
GunnarTheGunner
This is also from danger 5?! Man I really gotta watch that show
Ironbunny
You really do.
SirCaptainDoctorProfessorMeowMeow
Just be warned theres alot to handle. I was waaaaay too messed up when I started watching it lol. Was still really good.
SoyDivision
SoyDivision
Yeah, it’s hilarious!
v
Assholefullofelbows
As a construction project manager, can confirm
Szavor
Same
chambs
As a raptor, I agree. But as a grape, I cannot believe it.
kruug
Josesharlo
Holla PM
speershawks
Ah yes. Professional faker till you maker.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
As a guy who’s had a series of fucking imbeciles as sales managers... I’d per in your hard hat given the chance
diregamer
Recently I got to see a construction company handed a drawing of an area and told to put a fence around it. The results were interesting.
diregamer
A VERY open-to-interpretation drawing.
Sharkostomy
Reading all these comments, I can really feel the love in this business.
kbf61553
Me three.
kbf61553
Two.
kbf61553
Too.
hashtagnobud
As a construction site temporary restroom engineer/delivery driver, I can also confirm.
Richardglute
As a foreman dealing with PM’s .. can confirm
M4Firefly
if a system is functioning as it should, the person in charge SHOULD be always be more competent
david987987
I might disagree with that, what I’ve seen in engineering. Smart engineers end up in charge, but often don’t have the skill set for managing
purebordem
As a client side technology project manager, I already feel blown off by you xxoxoxo
Assholefullofelbows
I'm sorry did you say something?
PinkSodaMix
LTCmdrTomDodge
purebordem
Assholefullofelbows
Why I never reapond in a timely manner
LiveB8
I’ve worked with many a project manager for tier one projects, how you guys manage it without going insane is a mystery.
purebordem
End of the day I blame the architect and broader client side project manager for not engaging anyone and doing their own thing
justdoingmybest
As a construction estimator, it sounds like a field problem...
AdamSan3000
You shouldn't have got involved on this one. You're about to get crucified. You guys are terrible.
Assholefullofelbows
Agreed 3000% last job was only short 57% of what it took to build. I made it up but damn
jellymustache
I accidentally missed an entire floor worth of drywall once. $40k...
Assholefullofelbows
Holy fuck, those estimating multipliers are a bitch
Yeasd
Guy at a project I was on missed rebar... on a bridge. Company is huge so they managed to eat up the 1 million he missed.
AdamSan3000
As an owner of a small construction company, you guys are the absolute worst!
Assholefullofelbows
Yep, blame the estimator run jobs into the ground, make good money doing it
CoxZuckerMachine
As a guy whose dad was an accountant/CFO for local small construction companies...you fucks are the absolute worst!
AdamSan3000
As someone who just got called a fuck, please explain what's so bad about the hard working little guy?
Assholefullofelbows
As a fuck who is the worst, I'm grateful for my job, love my company and try my best to run good work. 20 years on I've only had 1 bad job.
electronicbovine
So how much does that one job haunt you?
Assholefullofelbows
Not a single damned thing!
Assholefullofelbows
Immensely, I got handed a $900k small.prokect that was really a $1.4 million dollar project. I've never felt worse about myself 1/
ZiggyStardust80085
As an architect all of you are the absolute worst!
purebordem
If you would capture my God damn markups it wouldn't be a problem
Assholefullofelbows
You know I really love how this is turning into every possible subsect of the construction world hurling stones at each other
torpthorkertoo
Sounds like something an apprentice would say...?
AdamSan3000
I really feel like if I had a bucket of stones and an architect had a bucket of stones....let's just say I would put my money on me.
AlmightyThor117
That’s like construction 101, it’s never my fault, it’s always someone else’s
Assholefullofelbows
This is very true, pass the buck till the GC just pays for it
Assholefullofelbows
It's only because your designs are shit ???
Richardglute
AlmightyThor117
Haha, can confirm, also a construction project manager
v
Assholefullofelbows
I'm electrical, design build work lately. No you can't cram 5" of light fixture into a 5" space, I need clearance for heat and hardware
ZiggyStardust80085
Ok, you are right here. Stone well thrown!
LordNergal
As someone who's had to be a client before: Architects are fucking morons. Yes, I really do need that three feet of concrete in the 1/
LordNergal
basement! Did you think I was joking when I said we were using armor-piercing rounds? 2/2
neborno
Wut?
neborno
As a student urban planner, please put me out of my pain.
Assholefullofelbows
It's fun and awful all at once. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!
ZiggyStardust80085
In urban planning you have other worries. My biggest failure in my career still comes from the year I worked in urban planning. In a >
ZiggyStardust80085
>nutshell when building your focus is small, but in urban planning your focus is the whole area you are handling. You are "fighting" on >
ZiggyStardust80085
>another level: corporations and their lawyers, government, local administrations, owners unions..the list is large and your team is small.>