UncleSlam123
574241
2017
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I’m back from my vacation to Japan and figured you all could use another double dose to make up for the lost mini dumps. The trip itself was incredible and I can’t wait for my next opportunity to go back!
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
#10
DickSoup
These never disappoint. Automatic +1
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mintvis
#10 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbnhqdHhudHRsZXZvN2g5cDRqbWNuY3kwM2l0anYxcnJyNDMzdDZkYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/H0bMqAdVLj7BfEcVsc/giphy.mp4
dwilson0725
#10 Context here, he was trying to get his hook out of the shark. He THOUGHT he lost his pinky because he heard a pop. They put a tourniquet on him and he drove them 25 minutes back to shore, where he was life flighted to a hospital for surgery.
PackratMagpie
thank you
wadatahmydamie
#14 maybe don’t put some ice on that
CobainsSarcoma
#6 woohoo free boat
davyclam
The wobbly camera tells a tale.
Warutteri
The king is back!
arajad
#3 Thought I'd strayed into an @AlphaStructural post for a moment. That's a lot of fresh concrete in the wrong place.
StrandedonEarth
Yes, I was thinking he was needed there…
CitrusyGarlic
~150lbs per cubic foot
DonoraSmogger
My first thought, also.
billyPiDriver
at first I thought it was a boat pulling away from the dock
Snuggelapolous
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjk1bHFtOWV3cGkxcnhmY2Z4NGh0MnV2c214emluZTI4YmM0aWw2MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xUPOqBvk5a4W0sViGk/200w.webp
ItispronouncedGIFwithahardG
Welcome back! And I do hope #15 got arrested.
Skr121
"Tell me I can't park here, mate? I'll show you!"
hickorybakedbeans
Their insurance: Okay you hit one car. Your rates are gonn- Wait how many!?
PotatoPirateTheThird
"all of them"
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
#16 I'm having a really bad day but this made me laugh. Thank you
Lucallia
#12 So why the fuck was the leash just trailing on the floor while she was walking into an elevator again? It's only through pure luck that something a lot more tragic didn't happen.
MelodyLightfoot
Looks like she has the leash attached to her waist so some of the leash would be trailing unless the dog is pulling also not all leashes are retractable. But yeah this is a dangerous leash.
Lucallia
Looks completely on the ground to me from here.
MelodyLightfoot
Ooof, that's even worse then.
origosaved
Stupid negligence, shouldn't have a dog.
briham86
#19
Wright2k
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnJoMTVremc0c3hpYXFldmpiM3hlMnl1ZW1yZHBlY3QwNmlhMTk5eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11NHyQyQIp1gQw/giphy.mp4
MrStealYourGiF
#18 PSA for anyone that doesn't know, pressurised cans of spray paint have a security device to stop you from stealing the ball bearing. /s
trigonman3
I've only found glass marbles inside. Who is putting ball bearings in their cans?
MrStealYourGiF
I've only "got into" really old cans of duplicolor so I guess 30 years ago they had BBs.... also years ago found one that had like a reject misshapen nut.
hungmung
I really want to know what they thought the outcome of this would be.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
#8 U-DUMB
MelodyLightfoot
#8 Installers dumb
justanothergeek
These places have markers on the walls before you go in, telling you how much vertical clearance the parking garage has. I'm guessing this guy ignored it or didn't check how high the truck rode. The number of people who think rules don't apply to them, or who think warnings are merely overreaching suggestions, is staggering.
CobainsSarcoma
#8 hoo lawd hope you got the damage waiver
BeardedWonder82
#18 Become Shrek in this one easy move
BrockEffingSamson
"Some..." *swings axe* "...BODY once told me..."
blubberingbastard
He went Zero to Zombie in .04 seconds
Spoonland
Shrekked
GuyLuomo
HA! I thought the same thing!
RichSeemDelicious
What wouldn't we do for a few rubles?
rusty42marlin
Funny, I went Green Goblin.
FishieStardust
Hulk for me
BigSkyJimbo
I saw the Grinch.
JoeGrunt
Spiderman must pay for this!
CallMeMcGyver
Yeah, I was going for "...Green Goblin's origin story"
BullittGT
#10 Holy shit!
contextisimportant
#8 looks like it's unwise to have an entrance with higher clearance than your installations...
Lucallia
Yeah and I'm not seeing a clearance warning sign of any kind that usually hangs down at the front of the entrance either...
todayok
Look again.
Lucallia
Ooooh you're right so this was 100% on them.
arajad
It looks like they knocked up one of those swinging height warning signs when they drove in.
contextisimportant
Thanks, I did not see that. Well, then my judgement goes to "if people have no clue which surroundings are important for their next action, ... "
GuyLuomo
You're right — good eye!
beerdeer
#16 one I can relate to and doesn’t make me fear for someone’s life
IGiveSauce
That one honestly drove me a little bit nuts. He's got a belt on! Why is he not using the belt that he's wearing to keep his shorts up!?
But it was nice not seeing anyone get hurt there.
hickorybakedbeans
My only thought is that his belt is too big for he waist. He might have it as tight as possible, but it's still too loose
origosaved
He lifted his arms to carry the flowers, that made his waist slightly trimmer, and the belt wasn't that tight to hold the pants up.
Bunhyung
#10 This one should have been at Number 9
bigtwindaddy10
StaircaseOfSatan
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldmdrdGF0d3ZsMnI4dG5mazBib3l0dW96cTkzaXJ3ZGp4MTNzbGxvMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VoSHCU14Xwut1dibhw/giphy.mp4
JerzeeTomato
Sigge1981
Did he get to keep his finger, I wonder.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I looked it up, he didn't lose his pinky. He "got" his pinky but didn't rip it off
LiteralMe
Sauce?gif
whatshenanigans
Yes I'm pretty sure the shark got to keep the finger
Bunhyung
Sharks like finger food.
NuclearGradeIrony
#9 "gets me from a to b."
AggressivelyPassive
Just a little bit more for the blue spark speed boost.
Hackmastergeneral
I need to know what was going on with that car. The road didn't look icy
NOYLL
Tokyo Drifting
baldbear
What happened I don't know. What is, is a bended rear wheel axle. The left rear tire is always turning right forcing the back of the car to drift.
BarnegatLight
My guess is they're trying to get away from an accident they caused, so likely either impaired or driving without/on a suspended license.
PlatypusShankie
It needs its tires realigned.
ConsummateConundrum
#10 It's my pinky now
TyrannusEquus
Valid to eat fingers
CatchySensibleName
We eat chicken fingers, but judge sharks.
TyrannusEquus
A chicken would eat my finger if it got the chance. I have lots of them, they would not hesitate they would devour any thing they could.
4etherling
If you're going to do this get them out of the water by the tail where they have no control, get your goddamn kids away, have an adult to help pin it, have pliers ready and gloves. If you don't meet these conditions it's not worth the video or the missing digits.
pyroshen
Ya I was expecting that kid dangling his foot to lose a leg
BrockEffingSamson
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2N3eWl4d2R5cjB4anU5bDlxMDV6cGU5MWE0NW5zeXh0eHVtejA4cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dqGpnjDwn6TXkZOgq6/200w.webp
sadurdaynight
#1 is odd. Bc they turned his engine on. Usually you can only do that if your gear is in neutral or maybe your clutch is in making you neutral. Guy didn't have his hand on the clutch, so hus buddy thought he had his gear in neutral. He thought he could rev his buddy's engine wo it going then it took off bc bike was in gear. I don't know how this guy got his engine going and not moving while in gear.
Evenmoreuselessname
Yeah, this one is bugging me
BronyDanza
Might be a Yamaha MT-09 with the optional automatic transmission. Rides more like an electric motorcycle, just twist the throttle and go.
FeloniousMonk13
#9 This guy is the best drifter I've even seen
absinthemindedprofessor
Help me understand what's happening. Asking for a friend.
guitarfourtysix
Some dude is commenting that he is impressed with the driving skill of a guy who is fleeing the scene of an accident.
tentacularfleshscape
A collision or other massive structural damage borked the alignment of the axle, but the driver is still sending it. Rear wheels are being dragged sideways
Evenmoreuselessname
I think the rear driver's side wheel is just dead locked up (maybe hit there and bent out of shape so it won't turn?) and it's just dragging that corner along.
EchoPMIM
This kills the car.
BodgeandScarper
#1 , can someone explain how this happened?
Looks like the victim is in neutral, both hands away from the controls...why does twisting the throttle send the bike on its way?
GuyLuomo
It looks to me like the guy to his right reaches over and revs the accelerator.
Evenmoreuselessname
Right, but if the bike was idling but not moving and the rider had both hands away from the bars, he wasn't holding the clutch in, it was in neutral, right?? So how did gunning it launch it?
GuyLuomo
Well . . . . since all I know about motorcycles is that
they go "vroom–vroom" I'm unable to offer a hypothesis at this time ;)
todayok
But yet you did
LenWeirdracin
A company like Rekluse Clutch makes a kit that allows a motorcycle to have both manual & centrifugal clutch. Basically lets you stop & start without having to pull the clutch lever. With the kit, once in gear, if you don't keep holding the clutch lever, if the engine hits the preset clutch rpm engagement, it grabs & you go. So it reduces the chance of you stalling the engine if you only had a manual clutch. But someone didn't know & turned his throttle while it was still in gear at the light.
jadanks
I actually know exactly what happened. The guy in the far side was doing a “prank” where you tap someones bike into first gear to stall it. He did that and put it back into neutral, restarted the bike and went to do it again. at the same moment, the guy with the camera went to playfully rev the bike and didn’t notice the other guy trying to stall it by hitting it into first. First gear, big revs=big unexpected launch. It was 2 very poorly timed pranks.
KazVonHoppel
maybe an automatic clutch motorcycle? those are more popular with sport bikes because they shift faster, and you can take off quicker from a stop, but if you give it the beans it engages and takes off.
Traquaire
What the actual fuck? These things actually exist...wow. After all this time motorcycle owners (as opposed to riders) continue to surprise me with their dumb fuck mods.
Sennox
Never Heard of those, interesting. I only ever drove japanese cruisers from the 90s
BodgeandScarper
That seems to be a good answer, thanks!
My last, and most modern, bike was an 87 BMW...I'm not remotely in the know anymore
Wirefish
My CVT maxi scooter could have done the same.
TheLeanWolf
#19 Did you get the paint I sent you for? ..yeah, it's in the car.
GuyLuomo
That car is totaled . . . right?
LeonSpinks
Depends on the age and value of the car. Could be an interior strip/replace job but that's just a guess.
CircleA369
Totally totaled.
MechanicalRomance
I mean I have hard time imagining the paint would affect how the car starts amd runs. It's at least a functional beater.
garbuhj
I don't know anything about cars, but i wouldn't bet on that. I can imagine a whole bunch of ways that this could make the car nonfunctional. And many more ways or could make the car not safely drivable
MechanicalRomance
I can't imagine any of those ways are actually plausible. Damage to the interior of a car doesn't kill what's under the hood.
gablestout
#8 For those of you who have never smelled fire sprinkler water that's been sitting in iron pipes for 20 or so years...count yourselves lucky. The only way to describe it is "unholy"
TheFastpaws
Aren't you supposed to pay to have it flushed every so often?
DiscountMentat
This water *revives* vampires, got it.
Evenmoreuselessname
My work building had the line in the attic burst last winter and black sludge water pooled up there to trickle down through the walls to pool in the basement.
CrisprCAS
#5 oh shit
Hackmastergeneral
I don't even know what the dude was swimming for. It's like he waited for the other guy to leave so he could do it, but for what purpose? What did he think he was doing? It's very confusing
imakesoap
Is that’s what’s in the “pool”?
SteveTheEgg
The truck says "RESIDENTIAL WASTE." So I assume it is septic waste.
Walfas
Residual*
abmoraz
I'd guess that it's used motor oil. It looks like a garage for big-rigs and that's probably their holding pit until it can be disposed of properly.
imakesoap
That’s what I had guessed as well, but I thought that maybe they were those trucks that clean porta potties!
HandoB4Javert
GuyLuomo
WHOA!! WHY would they run into FIRE??!!
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
For tick, flea, etc parasite removal is my understanding. Could be wrong though, my web search failed to find zoo or college articles
Sticklebrickk
In nature, they do that to burn off ticks and parasites.
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Because they all yearn to return to hell.
arajad
There's a reason the Devil is portrayed as hoofed.
Iblamemyparentstoo
That guy hitting all those cars, is that intentional or is he just the worst driver ever
PballQhead
I'm assuming prodigious quantities of alcohol are involved.
davyclam
It's a kid. A completely drunk kid with mental health issues.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Triple bad driving whammy
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
My first thought was, "six-year-old found mommy's car keys"
dpidcoe
It's probably drugs/alcohol + a mental health episode.
CaptRandom1290
Looks like a drunk driver trying to get away
Thisisnotreallymyname
Could be drunk
Lucallia
I don't know what's stupider. The design of that parking strip, the people who actually chose to park there, or the guy hitting EVERY SINGLE car on the way out.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Well hold up those cars parked there in the lane left plenty of room for a car not driven by a psycho, let's be honest
Lucallia
I think anything designed for use with things that should really be treated as weapons more than toys should really take ABSOLUTE IDIOTS AND PSYCHOS into account. The design of that parking strip also means that when you come out of your parking spot you're forced to go 1 direction for what looks to be a decently long time. I would not trust the majority of drivers to be able to turn around in that single lane runway without hitting anything.
Iblamemyparentstoo
You've never been to Boston have you.
Lucallia
No and now I'm not sure I want to xD