All I Want For Christmas is For My Dog To Carry His Bone Correctly

Dec 22, 2019 5:36 PM

SlutAtNight

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I think his tongue is a bit swollen

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Really comment section? Where’s the ha! Gaaaaaayyy gif?

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Just saw the OP name. Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from tree. Leave him alone. He's a good boy.

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Your dog's a ho

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This is knot the way.

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Got em

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They always said a dog resembles its owner

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*boner

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Good girl.

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It's OK because it's your dog...

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Just trying to be like mom..

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Or Dad

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Why not just give him balls instead?

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Getting ready for a play date with Clifford the big red dog.

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Maybe use a little less teeth but I don’t see anything wrong with how he’s holding it

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That's how I hold 'em. And I always get told I'm a good girl. Doggo is correct.

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Giving a new meaning to "throw the bitch a bone"

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One I'd not yet contemplated

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Well with that username...

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Holy shit these comments lol

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No no No!! BJ THEN doggy style! Not together! ?

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I always mix those up!?

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Man's best friend

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NO TEETH!

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Kinky giraffe!

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They say that over time pets become more and more like their owners.

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Good hustle out there champ, you'll get em next time.

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That IS the correct way to handle a bone

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I think you meant, THE bone

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Bone(r)

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You forgot an R

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Well, I mean, could cradle the bottom there a little bit.

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....and put a finger in the sqeaker ?

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And contemplate life

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WOOBBLARBALURG!!!?

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Red rocket boy!

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Red rocket dock it in that hot pocket socket n lock it

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That's just knot right.

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Not my hot pocket...

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Dogs often learn by observing those around them.

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OP's username, lets read it together

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User name checks out

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Pwned

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How to win a war in a single shot.

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Luuul

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Red rocket!!!

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I hope you got a trophy for this

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I

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Arh arh arrhh!!!

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I wish i could favourite comments

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Waiting for @op’s rebuttal

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There isn't one

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Often

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Sick burn, mate

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#rekt

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OP's username confirms this

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I wish. My dog has never even thought about getting a job.

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This comment deserves more upvotes than the post!

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It HAS more points than the original post now!!! Hahahaha

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Outstanding.

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Slutatnight must makes it so much better

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Savage

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Holy shit

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User name checks out

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Ok guys let's pack and go home. Nothing more can be said.

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Hahaha good one.

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This comment has more upvotes than the post itself ?

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It should get The Steal Your Thunder trophy!

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?1

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?1

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Officer, I'd like to report a fucking murder.

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I have never seen so many upvotes on a comment before. Very well done.

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If that were true the dog would be deepthroating way better.

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Congratulations on winning imgur.

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OP's name.

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Excellent interneting my friend.

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Dat gif tho

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Apparently there are humans that share their bed with their dog.

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Or their cats, which is even woorse because they're assholes who will shit anywhere but the litterbox at tge slightest inconvenience

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Which includes but is not limited to: the door being closed despite them not wanting to go outside the room, you laying on your bed

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Stop with your freakin advise stories, we need them for laughs dude.

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While they are sleeping on the other side, prompting them to wake up and suddenly leap at you and claw you for no reason, after which they

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Will shit on your pillow while you have your head is still on it if you don't watch out. Don't ever let your cats into your bedroom people.

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Just ruined this mans whole career

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Can someone please tell me what this is from? I want to see the original and what these kids were laughing about. I stay up at night..

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You're going to be disappointed: it's deliberately stupid. https://youtu.be/MeB3eYk1Ze0

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Idk. I actually laughed. It's so stupid, tho. Accurate but stupid.

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SIKE! Thats the wrong link!

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I'm not a lurker.

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