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That would have been hilarious
Apr 7, 2026 9:03 AM
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sometimesarobot
What allergies
scrimpty
#33 R2 double-D2
TapiocaMartini
#1 honestly with everything going on they'd probably be relieved
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
haveanupvotegif
#11 that’s how I’ve felt watching the Artemis II livestream
RebaTieACableToATree
#1 Really all it would take is the first group of NASA/military folks who haul the capsule aboard whatever craft rescues it from the ocean and opens the capsule door, and that is so hilarious I wonder why NASA has never done it…
pullingsixty
#12 You have memberships at the all the porn sites do you? Hmm..
Kunkoh
#12
Weird, I go on and say “So proud of you! Still the best French kisser ever. Love, Dad. ps, mom says ‘hi’”
timidtiger
#19 Now I'm remembering Portishead exists, and am immediately listening to the album
andreik
It’s okay to accidentally deadname someone. You knew them for 29 years by a certain name, and now the new name might be similar, or completely different.
unimaginativist
The "Jam-Filed Donut" is called a "Berliner".
mercyPandaRunner
#26 With these kinds of drone shots I always get a Deja Vu feeling of early 3D games, when the devs proudly showed off the level in a cutscene before you were released into it.
noone1415
#19 I'd give her a knob of butter...
(c.f. /gallery/SIqef5H/comment/2496676323)
ChonkyChungus69
Evenmoreuselessname
#19 @huleeb
TapeLeg
#7 this person doesn't know how loincloths work
ThisIsNotTheBestUsername
I prefer that version to whatever the fuck you're thinking.
jakobbp
It doesn't matter at all, because the only relevant workings are of this particular piece of rotting scraps:
ArcaneM37
#7 the hangy bit is not what keeps you covered. It is just the excess. Everything should be tightly bundled up under there.
WhiskyBravo
#33 R2TT
0RocketCat0
R2DD?
WhiskyBravo
both!?!
drziod
The pasta and sausage in the bag is disgusting... where's the sauce
Volpe42
Honestly it would be funny if this post gets taken down for nudity.
shitheadtookmyname
#2 should've ended with an o face
Keitterman
#15 There's absolutely nothing you can say about jelly donuts that will change how much I want one at all times.
PanoptiDon
#14 https://gasprices.aaa.com/?state=CA Current average is $5.93
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
#15 uh look here, I know i got problems but like... where could one aquire a few of these here glutenous/gelatinous filled substances?
Cid2
They are pretty common in Germany but usually sold a lot more around carnival season. They go by different names depending on the region (I think most common are Berliner or Krapfen).
Cornflakes91
#15 that.... is a normal krapfen. they're supposed to be filled
noone1415
My guess would be that there's some confusion over the term doughnut (or donut...). In the UK, if you see a ball called a "doughnut" then you expect it to be filled. Ideally with jam, but sometimes with custard (bleh). But we also call the fried torus of batter a "doughnut" too. I'd guess that the person who was "donut raped" had only experienced the second type before...
Evenmoreuselessname
Krapfen? So like... crap... fen. The word for poop and the word for stagnant, peat-forming wetland? Supposed to be filled? But with WHAT, I ask you???
Cornflakes91
traditionally marillenmarmelade
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Cornflakes91
gesundheit
Evenmoreuselessname
So plant detritus, but specifically the fruit part of the plants. Got it! 😛
FiftyShadesOfArugula
#7 Not to ruin the joke, but loincloths are usually worn like this. All the way back to Ötzi the Iceman and his buckskin underoos. I don't think any human culture has ever worn a flimsy rag of cloth/leather in the front and another one in the back with nothing in between. It's a single piece that covers the groin and butt area, and the ends are left to hang down.
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Outstanding comment, thank you.
PearjuiceATX
Kilts would like a word with you
skott69
I'm savin' this. U never know?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Yeah, it might be useful in the near Mad Max future
NegasonicAdultEMP
And you think gollum had the mental capacity actually wrap his properly, every day ?
TheDreadPirateBoberts
nah man. he just tied it once 300 years ago and never took it off.
Nunyabeez74
It's pretty easy to see in the movies ,he does wear it like this
Keitterman
He wasn't stupid, just obsessed.
MakeItBackAlright
I think it's pretty obvious he didn't take his off
JT1984
I mean, he had like 600 years to figure it out.
TheVampireDante
I always took it that what he wore was what remained of some other clothing he had on at some point, the rest just got worn away over time.
Tomigami
Nuts if true
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Maybe he never took it off and just went in there. It would have been somewhat self-cleaning since he often went for a swim to catch fish.
eetsumkaus
have you ever smelled soiled underwear when it gets damp?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Mixed with the smell of wet untanned leather. There is a reason Smeagol is a pariah
flyingmonkeystick
I don’t think Gollum was known for smelling wonderful.
SeanBeanJovi
One of Sam's nicknames for him was 'Stinker.'