Jul 18, 2018 9:37 AM
Yesplese
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jousting
heneedsomemilk
funny
Thatsmykenku
Get in the cradle!
muhvitus
And this is why men have 3-4 years lower life expectancy.
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
Hell of a way to kiss your crush.
Fairdinkums
I love everything about this
dyxj
I really wanted it to hit 8:45 AM at the moment of impact. Disappointed it didn't.
MadTrippin
Wtf is happening with the god damn fuckinh app
NinjaSpork
5FingeredFistagon
“Fuckin’ nerds” (Zerk)
yourspacelawyer
These kids have their shit together (up and doing things before 9am) and yet not (every thing else in the video)
QuasiFlower
my friends and I would do stupid shit at 9am because we were still drinking from the night before
VodkaReindeer
I did this with legos as a kid. Taught me that solid walls beat pointy things.
lightmycigar
Oh the wonders of summer...
Fluffaluffagus
This is what Chivalry is all about.
Rypien
That's probably why there was a fence
IAmAPagodaofAnhedonia
NachoPete
?fb
Instantlyhooked
Clearly drugs are involved here
fudgex
I’m glad they got time of death
bobbbie2531360
clamdriver
Parents filming this may be in need of some counseling
textilelover
I assumed it was a sibling.
Thecynicalspud
When my best mate and I were 12, we tried to replicate the "chicken" scene from Pearl harbor. We decided that I would go right (1/2)
Whilst he would go left. I'll leave it to everyone's imagination as to how that went. All I'm saying is, I get these guys... (2/2)
I'll add, that we were on our BMXs, not in planes.
glear
djsdkdjsk
Why the fuck do people even put those stupid blurry zoomed in rectangles on the side?
GrumpierOldMan
Cortezdelanoche
I remember when i was a kid. My friends and i would always do stupid shit and COMPLETELY underestimate how much it would hurt.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Hume Lake?
Dionysus187
8:44
IamNotAnAnimal
There's so much to critique here I can't even think where to begin.
lenomdeplume
I’m sure it’ll come to you...
Begin at the overused crappy blurry parts on the side and the 8:44 time
NEALSMO
Begin at 8:44
baronvonbologna
You’re supposed to knock them off their mount, not a game of chicken, amiright?!
DaniF
Yeah, their form was terrible!
twerkininamerkin
Vertical filming, time overlay,........ What else?
Noyoucomeupwithausername
It’s a Snapchat. You don’t film those horizontally
ColoneISanders
Does the pointless and idiotic frosted side panes fall under the vertical filming critique or would those be separate?
krauraurgg
Separate. Twice. It always makes videos look worse and whoever coded it should be shot. Or fired. Or both.
Why the fuck do people even do that
DontKnowTheSource
I did this all the time growing up. Broke a Rob doing it too!
AwildBidoof
ypu broke this rob? https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/thumb/8/83/R.O.B._SSBB.jpg/250px-R.O.B._SSBB.jpg
Robbann
i feel targeted
TheHummusAmongUs
Fuck Rob. That basterd had it coming after what he did to my sister's pog collection.
berderking
Poor Rob, I still miss him
chiftpist4
Rob rip, missed but not forgotten.
THE FUCKERS STILL ALIVE. HE JUST BEAT CANCER
StoneEdgeMD
Who’s Rob?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
A guy that is broken.
igniskonig
We are all a little Rob.
Rob did nothing to deserve that!
He broke TheHummusAmongUs sister's pog collection.
butdontcallmeshirley
Moment of silence for Rob
NtaLzr
RIP In peace, Rob
Listen. Just because he was sent to the ER doesn't mean I killed the bastard
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Hey Shirley
v
Freakyfrek
The Lannisters send their regards
GlowstickJedi
He was never the same after this. He was always Robert from that day forward.
BishlamekGurpgork
He lived to see himself become a Bob.
PocketSoDeep
If we only knew what time of day this was, we might have a better understanding of what the fuck.
socratesboytoy
Looks like boyscout camp and these kids are going on a kayak/biking excursion. Be surprised what kids come up with if you wake them up at 8
satanscott
considering no one would do that sober the time is pretty relevant.
roseblud
Pretty sure they were if they were texting.
KidChickenCurry
We know when the fuck and how the fuck, but not who the fuck or why the fuck.
Fuckin fuck, right?
YourMomSaysYouNeedToGoToBed
But what about what and where the fuck?
We know what the fuck - they're jousting. Where the fuck is unimportant due to the fact that it call be recreated in most neighbourhoods
ProfessorSandwich
Prob had been drinking all night?
Look like kids... so you may be right.
ScientificInvestigator
I think he's referring to the fact that the entire video screen is the clock for some reason
Your scientific investigation has yielded a most probable likelihood.
Most science I've done today, I'm really not in the mood!
spiceass9000
It’s snap chat I don’t think you can change it
Only time I've ever seen it in any snapchat video
It’s one of the like “filter” options by swiping left or right
myhousesmellsliketuna
You can. You can move it, make it smaller...this is an old video, but regardless you can now.
MemesAndCatsGalore
Daqonium
It’s Snapchat, that’s normal
ImLyingToYouGuys
This wasnt meant to be viewed on pc, it was made for snapchat where vertical filming is the norm
yaotzin
So you can't turn your phone sideways..?
Most people dont browse horizontally. Its filmed vertically so you easily browse one handed.
So you have the browsing statistics break down from imgur and other such sites?
LizardsInTheSky
Snapchat's layout makes it more convenient for both the recorder and the viewers to film vertically. Since this wasn't meant for PC, I'm
Gonna give them a pass.
Yes, because average snapchat user isn't smart enough to rotate phone when viewing the video...
Why would you when the app is orientied vertical? You'd make everyone who uses the app rotate their own phone just to view it. The person
who filmed this wasn't thinking to themselves "gee but what if this video is taken off of Snapchat and shared to popular media sites where
PC users are more common than mobile users, thus vertical filming annoyingly does not fill the screen well!"
Omg, everyone would need to rotate their phone. Call the authorities!
I could likewise say that your being upset about them not going out of the way to satisfy you, dearest PC user, is melodramatic :)
Thatsmykenku
Get in the cradle!
muhvitus
And this is why men have 3-4 years lower life expectancy.
ThatsNoSpaceStationItsMyAss
Hell of a way to kiss your crush.
Fairdinkums
I love everything about this
dyxj
I really wanted it to hit 8:45 AM at the moment of impact. Disappointed it didn't.
MadTrippin
Wtf is happening with the god damn fuckinh app
NinjaSpork
5FingeredFistagon
“Fuckin’ nerds” (Zerk)
yourspacelawyer
These kids have their shit together (up and doing things before 9am) and yet not (every thing else in the video)
QuasiFlower
my friends and I would do stupid shit at 9am because we were still drinking from the night before
VodkaReindeer
I did this with legos as a kid. Taught me that solid walls beat pointy things.
lightmycigar
Oh the wonders of summer...
Fluffaluffagus
This is what Chivalry is all about.
Rypien
That's probably why there was a fence
IAmAPagodaofAnhedonia
NachoPete
Instantlyhooked
Clearly drugs are involved here
fudgex
I’m glad they got time of death
bobbbie2531360
clamdriver
Parents filming this may be in need of some counseling
textilelover
I assumed it was a sibling.
Thecynicalspud
When my best mate and I were 12, we tried to replicate the "chicken" scene from Pearl harbor. We decided that I would go right (1/2)
Thecynicalspud
Whilst he would go left. I'll leave it to everyone's imagination as to how that went. All I'm saying is, I get these guys... (2/2)
Thecynicalspud
I'll add, that we were on our BMXs, not in planes.
glear
djsdkdjsk
Why the fuck do people even put those stupid blurry zoomed in rectangles on the side?
GrumpierOldMan
Cortezdelanoche
I remember when i was a kid. My friends and i would always do stupid shit and COMPLETELY underestimate how much it would hurt.
themostirreleventnameintheworld
Hume Lake?
Dionysus187
8:44
IamNotAnAnimal
There's so much to critique here I can't even think where to begin.
lenomdeplume
I’m sure it’ll come to you...
djsdkdjsk
Begin at the overused crappy blurry parts on the side and the 8:44 time
NEALSMO
Begin at 8:44
baronvonbologna
You’re supposed to knock them off their mount, not a game of chicken, amiright?!
DaniF
Yeah, their form was terrible!
twerkininamerkin
Vertical filming, time overlay,........ What else?
Noyoucomeupwithausername
It’s a Snapchat. You don’t film those horizontally
ColoneISanders
Does the pointless and idiotic frosted side panes fall under the vertical filming critique or would those be separate?
krauraurgg
Separate. Twice. It always makes videos look worse and whoever coded it should be shot. Or fired. Or both.
djsdkdjsk
Why the fuck do people even do that
DontKnowTheSource
I did this all the time growing up. Broke a Rob doing it too!
AwildBidoof
ypu broke this rob? https://www.ssbwiki.com/images/thumb/8/83/R.O.B._SSBB.jpg/250px-R.O.B._SSBB.jpg
Robbann
i feel targeted
TheHummusAmongUs
Fuck Rob. That basterd had it coming after what he did to my sister's pog collection.
berderking
Poor Rob, I still miss him
chiftpist4
Rob rip, missed but not forgotten.
DontKnowTheSource
THE FUCKERS STILL ALIVE. HE JUST BEAT CANCER
StoneEdgeMD
Who’s Rob?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
A guy that is broken.
igniskonig
We are all a little Rob.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Rob did nothing to deserve that!
NachoPete
He broke TheHummusAmongUs sister's pog collection.
butdontcallmeshirley
Moment of silence for Rob
NtaLzr
RIP In peace, Rob
DontKnowTheSource
Listen. Just because he was sent to the ER doesn't mean I killed the bastard
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Hey Shirley
butdontcallmeshirley
Freakyfrek
NinjaSpork
The Lannisters send their regards
GlowstickJedi
He was never the same after this. He was always Robert from that day forward.
BishlamekGurpgork
He lived to see himself become a Bob.
PocketSoDeep
If we only knew what time of day this was, we might have a better understanding of what the fuck.
socratesboytoy
Looks like boyscout camp and these kids are going on a kayak/biking excursion. Be surprised what kids come up with if you wake them up at 8
satanscott
considering no one would do that sober the time is pretty relevant.
roseblud
Pretty sure they were if they were texting.
KidChickenCurry
We know when the fuck and how the fuck, but not who the fuck or why the fuck.
PocketSoDeep
Fuckin fuck, right?
KidChickenCurry
YourMomSaysYouNeedToGoToBed
But what about what and where the fuck?
KidChickenCurry
We know what the fuck - they're jousting. Where the fuck is unimportant due to the fact that it call be recreated in most neighbourhoods
ProfessorSandwich
Prob had been drinking all night?
YourMomSaysYouNeedToGoToBed
Look like kids... so you may be right.
ScientificInvestigator
I think he's referring to the fact that the entire video screen is the clock for some reason
PocketSoDeep
Your scientific investigation has yielded a most probable likelihood.
ScientificInvestigator
Most science I've done today, I'm really not in the mood!
spiceass9000
It’s snap chat I don’t think you can change it
ScientificInvestigator
Only time I've ever seen it in any snapchat video
spiceass9000
It’s one of the like “filter” options by swiping left or right
myhousesmellsliketuna
You can. You can move it, make it smaller...this is an old video, but regardless you can now.
MemesAndCatsGalore
Daqonium
It’s Snapchat, that’s normal
ImLyingToYouGuys
This wasnt meant to be viewed on pc, it was made for snapchat where vertical filming is the norm
yaotzin
So you can't turn your phone sideways..?
ImLyingToYouGuys
Most people dont browse horizontally. Its filmed vertically so you easily browse one handed.
yaotzin
So you have the browsing statistics break down from imgur and other such sites?
LizardsInTheSky
Snapchat's layout makes it more convenient for both the recorder and the viewers to film vertically. Since this wasn't meant for PC, I'm
LizardsInTheSky
Gonna give them a pass.
yaotzin
Yes, because average snapchat user isn't smart enough to rotate phone when viewing the video...
LizardsInTheSky
Why would you when the app is orientied vertical? You'd make everyone who uses the app rotate their own phone just to view it. The person
LizardsInTheSky
who filmed this wasn't thinking to themselves "gee but what if this video is taken off of Snapchat and shared to popular media sites where
LizardsInTheSky
PC users are more common than mobile users, thus vertical filming annoyingly does not fill the screen well!"
yaotzin
Omg, everyone would need to rotate their phone. Call the authorities!
LizardsInTheSky
I could likewise say that your being upset about them not going out of the way to satisfy you, dearest PC user, is melodramatic :)