Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 755

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @sleepyponyo made this from one of those hand casting kits. Came out really well!

27 Man Tax: Ricky Martin

“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” - Charles M. Schulz

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
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***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***

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SpeedbumpNZ

#9 Buy more vodka, youngest is on cooking duty. Win-win.

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JRSYJAY

Came for some pussy and got a dick pic!

RobertAG25772

Cats speaking in complete sentences? Get a translator! (Joke)

fillerbunny9

God, I cackled at #12

OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity

#10 I wonder what web browser that big cat uses.

BlackCats4ever

#6 White kitty with blue eyes and some black toe beans! Outstanding 🙀🙌🥇

martineb72

#9 Do you know how little amount of vodka is needed vodka pasta? Do you also realize that very little of the alcohol actually boils off?

friendsofsandwiches

#1 there's them birds. Go get em!

BrentonCoppick

Pall mall Coffin nails . Comes in packs of 24 and 48 . Your coffin will not be using them

Anfalicious

I have a promotional mirror at home advertising a brand of cigarettes with an asbestos filter. Like, the really, really bad kind of asbestos. https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_(cigarette)
"Despite being perhaps the most dangerous cigarette ever made, Lorillard advertised Kent as "the greatest health protection in cigarette history"."

DigitalDragon75

#17 yeah, No. Not doing that - that'd be the ONE Time the 'Mirror-Me' would reach out, grab my face, and haul me thru the mirror.

rolliefingers

#13 This video is like the cliff notes to cats-- it's all right there

trigonman3

xSicarriix

This gonna be RFK Jr next week, bet ya 10 bucks

graehall

"Are you smoking yet?"

SinicalB

#1 fizzgig

SheepySleepySmuggler

#2 this is why only 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Colgate.

PipWhipple

I feel like there's something to be said about adverts where the collective message is "Use *our* product, it makes you feel less sick than those others!"

omfglmfao

those kit homes sold in the 1890's through early 1900's... The most expensive one, the two-story model at the bottom would have cost you 54 $20 gold coins back then... today those same coins would be worth approx: $275,000... gold really does keep it's value.

HeadJamistan

#12

3Davideo

#17 Wait, I remember a version of this where it stays mirror-synced right up until the end, where one of them turns and the other doesn't.

Twinklepot

That cat is creeped out enough as it is! If the other one moved the TV will definitely hit the deck lol!

SnozzBerries6969

#21 Did Tasha Yar go back in time... And take up smoking?
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3FicHh4Z3hzNDE4NWE3aHBmN2xyOGNueWo3Yjd6Y2VmMWUzaGtjayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vs4KBUG9la36w/200w.webp

nyarlathotep777

#9 That kid just succeeded in a harder challenge than anything on master chef - nailing penne alla vodka on the first try! With a parent watching, no less!

Freeasabird2015

#17 There is a quiet beauty to this, a discovery and curiosity.

#19 Never tried that with oranges. The citrus might help with that being generally too sweet.

try it and let us know how it is

cyrusthevyrus

I was gonna say, that sounds good. I think you're right.

RadiDaddy

#20 Blaine is a pain. And that’s the truth.

ImgWolfe

Oh, you're getting a whole teacher's conference out of this one. The metaphors, the imagery!

Snuggelapolous

#4 hah! My stupid friend doesn't know what NPC means. How should I describe is to them?

sistermoon

Tell your friend, it’s a non-player character in a game. Like the ones that wander around that you don’t control

#3 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YnNhaDR0NTZsbmVyaWx1b2M5emNsMWhhMjE3ZmpzZnJmZWY0YjJwbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9r75ILTJtiDACKOKoY/200w.webp

GetYourAssToBed

#12 I was so curious about the context I felt like I was missing that I went to tick tock for answers. And though I dirtied my fluffy white tail, I have emerged enlightened. She previously made a video about not handling shapes going into the wrong slots very well and this is furthering the same idea kind of.

GratingBobShrillPants

Excellent reference. +1

She went ultra viral with the original and has been a hilariously good sport with different variations since. She's fucking great

dooremouse

Yeah, there have been many videos. Witnessing her descent into madness has been pretty entertaining.

HillOfBeans

Oh yeah it’s a classic and there are variations and stuff.

ironymus

#6 if the cats are completely white it's certain that they are deaf

FoamingToad

White and blue eyed. None blue-eyed and heterochromes are generally fine.

So the mom cat is likely deaf. The kittens have still the eyes closed and even when they open their eyes it takes some weeks until their final eye colour is showing. They still can be deaf

Yeah, just wanted to clarify that pure white is not necessarily a deaf sentence (groan). I had a pure white a few years back, and he heard fine.

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