Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 763

Feb 23, 2026 2:27 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @Zinfandella made this and I think it's great!

27 Man Tax: Jim Morrison

“You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.” - Dave Barry

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
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I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
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***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***

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Had a mix-up with my folder, so if there are a couple repeats from recent posts, sorry!

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#1 "You got any games on your phone?"

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#1 mood

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#27 The most legendary of frontmen

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#6 You touched me!

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#7 “and my partner performs a frog inspired interpretative dance show on leap years, and our budget is $29 million”

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#22 Don't...don't wake the baby!

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#7 Wow! That was amazing. A literal combination of art and science.

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#10 Cute kitty needs grippy socks.

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#14 I frequently respond to "Have a nice day" with "No thanks."

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#20

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#13 "ok I'm just gonna submerge the tip of my barrel and fire right into this INCOMPRESSIBLE FLUID, what could go wrong?!??"

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he's almost a self correcting problem...

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#1 people during hay fever season.

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Man tax.. oh man, Jim Morrison in his prime.. uhh gotta go into the bathroom

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Don't forget to close the doors when you do

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#24 hehe

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#5 I say brutal is because I've learned people don't like honesty. I've lost track how often I've been asked what I think and been straight, concise (not rude, I still know what tact is) and get told I'm an asshole or etc. What I've learned is most people don't actually want your advice/opinion, they just want to be listened to or validated.

So yeah, you ask me to be honest, I'll say it'll be brutal, not because it will be, but because I expect they won't be able to handle it even if it's soft

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This is incredibly sweet. Darling.

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#1 v

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xillqqt0Y0

This does a better job of explaining who The Doors were than that Oliver Stone movie

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#26 it is great

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#4 there was actually a time in the US when you could mail a small child. ISYN. https://www.history.com/articles/mailing-children-post-office

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Ther are ZERO passengers who have not had sex in that Singapore air suite…

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#5 there are times where brutal honesty is needed. There's brutality for its own sake, and there's brutally calling out that things are unacceptable. Your racist uncle dropping slurs. Your friend whom you love but you won't support their drug habit anymore. The creep at the bar that needs to leave your friends alone. These are people who need a bit of brutality. I get the intent. Some people suck. Some need to be told they suck. That's the brutal honesty worth using

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#25 I wish I was wastefully rich

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Gotta pay extra for the TWO cuckchair-class seats.

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$13k!!

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Also, which airline is this?

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Singapore Airlines. Visible in the video, most clearly on the packaging for the in-flight jammies

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Ah! Thank you!

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#15 Which is easiest? Economic policy making since it's mostly based on vibes rather than things like skill, experience, & a deep understanding of complex matters.

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yeah, AI can do it, while it wouldn't be able to tie shoes

but given it's a captcha, I think the answer is supposed to be "tying shoes"

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Captcha is often ridiculously wrong. I have no idea what it actually is for.

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#13 From the “play stupid games” department.

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Darwin Award runner -up

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Doesn't know basic physics OR gun safety.

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The gun barrel went full Loony Tunes! I thought only Yosemite Sam could do that!

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#20 Absolutely lewd.

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So that's a yes then?

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It's not a no. 😏

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Yer the bess

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#16 Thank you very much for numbering them! :)

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You can click on a picture, then on the text bubble icon, to fill in the picture number.

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I’ve been obviated!

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