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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: My discord buddy @rbeeseart paints awesome birds. Check out her posts for a bunch more and leave some love!
27 Man Tax: Liam Hemsworth
“It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little.” - Sydney Smith
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline.
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
Stwawbebbies
GeneralNoise
#16 there can only be one
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#9 B̶̧͎̘̏̐̂A̸͇͋̌͋͒C̸̼̼͑́K̸̡̃̒̐ ̴̙̕İ̶̧̹͚̪̹͆N̶͎̊̋͆ ̸̥̈́̆T̷̝̓H̶̢̺̟͛̓Ẽ̸̪͉͔͍̮̓ ̸̪̹̄̀̆̚͜C̷̪̣͕̾̿U̷̪̅́̀̓P̵̺̩̼̜͗B̶̡̨͖̤͗̌͑̇̒ͅŌ̶͕̤̳̿̓̉͜A̴̜͈͔̱̖̓R̷͎̺̹̙̓͐͠D̵͙̲͗ ̷͓̽W̸͕̖̳͔̬̉̚͝Ĭ̵͔̘̿Ṭ̸̻̍H̷̩̣̊̎͐̓͊ ̶̤̬͍̱̚͝Y̴͓̐Ȍ̶͍̻͍͆͠Ư̵̠͎͕̗̌̄͠ ̷̨̺̟̻͑̃C̵̬̫͈͓̬̈͘Ḩ̷̫͇̿̔͜͝͝Į̵̞̻͇̃̑Ṕ̵̝̙̼̮̯
McBzz
#2 the “is she into you” meme hits hard.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
#22 was the most goddamn precious thing EVER!!!
itsallaboutthecones
#2 well that makes sense to me because you have people on both ends of the spectrum. Those that think they are constantly being flirted with and those that think they are never being flirted with. The two combine to really drag down the average.
OldnFatBobba
#3 I say, I say... Pay attention, boy!
somethingstupidandclever
Anyone got #3 but less potatoee?
b00guy
#2 I just assume they're not because *gestures vaguely at himself*
ChernoGamma
Last time I felt like someone was flirting with me, we were at work and I was not in the mood so I kind of blurted out "You need to make better choices than this"
nefridelle
#14 on my 16th birthday my mom put a box cake on the counter. Then couldn’t remember why she pulled it out so she made these for herself. I did not get to blow out candles that year.
Thiccperson
Because hem's worth it.
FelonyRaptor
He isn't worth a Cavill as the Witcher though. He can't do the "HMM" or "FUCK" like Henry.
Sturdycrotch
#15 I miss Quiznos
cyrusthevyrus
YES. Most people just remember the commercial, but I can still remember the taste of those hot, toasted subs.
funone77
#15 yes because it was so awesome that I make sure to make it regularly.
BastardMan1977
Another fantastic bunch o’memes
shameofslate
#3 Oh Lawd, he comin’!
firlefranz
Let´s call him Vince.
darthbiscuit
#15 I went to Louisiana for work 9 years ago and we stopped at a diner near lake pontchartrain and, despite intending to get a Po’ boy I instead got a Roasted Pork Belly sandwich because an old man told me to, unsolicited. Best thing I ever eat. It was Like angels cooked it good. Like the pig that it was made from should be canonized good. But that’s impossible because the diner didn’t survive covid, which Is proof there is no god. It’s been nearly a decade and I think about it when I having sex
SpeedbumpNZ
#26 I like all the birbs drawn, as well as the red panda. It's some great artwork, @rbeeseart
rbeeseart
Thanks! Y'all get ALL the art spam on discord lol
Justminutesago
#16 Inverse Chinese finger trap
DePhyler
#3 i want a banana for scale.
jetact12
#22 This is why when I go for a new cat at the pound, I hope they have an orange one.
ConsumerOfStories
#15 Yes. It was a spicy Portuguese-style surf-and-turf hoagie with fried okra. The place downsized to a food truck which didn't serve it. I miss it dearly.
Dakemesh
There was a restaurant in Cleveland Hopkins Airport Terminal C called "Banjos" that had an incredible Pot Roast Sandwich. I don't miss Cleveland, but I still miss that sandwich.
CyberWizard252
I started a desk job in 2000 two doors down from a "Grandma Lee's Bakery" and ate fresh deli sandwiches every day. Grandma Lee's seems to be mostly gone now but those sandwiches are still in my head. In only a couple of months I had difficulty wedging my butt in between the arms of my office chair.
Probablyimaginary
I had an incredible bowl of soup the night I saw Human Centipede. I think of that soup often then have to pump the brakes before my mind inevitably to the worst film ever produced.
idothingsheren
I can give you plenty worse-produced movies, if you're interested
Twinklepot
#1 Awesome editing! Very clever.
overcookedchickennugget
#20 Imagine you offer that to someone but you hide the moving parts on the sides. Every time you visit them, you move a part
overcookedchickennugget
And the last move reveals devil's eyes
jetact12
#3 Yeah! That there clicker is a relative of Foghorn Leghorn, uh huh.
CrixusCOC
#10 is speaking in The Sims language.
RevRagnarok
#15 A brew-pub in West Virginia. Both the wife and I were like "this is the best sammich I've ever had." Then a year later, my buddy and his wife came with us. They agreed - these were the best!
The next year, it was closed down. 😭😭😭
raliviason
#15 all the honey sandwiches that i helped my grampy to eat when i was little.... he'll have been gone 20 years in march :(
ConsultJimMoriarty
BIG CHICKEN
SpeedbumpNZ
#2 10% of the time for me. I need someone to literally spell it out, and also state "It's not a prank!"
Toqom
But also, many people who are 100% flirting when asked will deny. So this fact is flawed itself. It's not so much the people who are telling if they are being flirted with but the idiots doing the flirting to admit to it
Thiccperson
What if they give you the eyebrow wiggle
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTdzdzd3OGQ4c2VzMGU2anZhMjBqamY2ajRobm4zcXRvMjVqZnZhNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/200w.webp
SpeedbumpNZ
I'd probably still miss it. Guys are simple, and I'm more simple at most.
wadatahmydamie
My wife still roasts me because I told her that in high school, a girl sat on my lap while wearing a sun dress, and I apologized to her because I thought I’d stolen her seat
SpeedbumpNZ
I'd have missed that too. ^^;
It's a modern day miracle I've been in multiple long-term relationships.
3Davideo
I can't estimate my accuracy because I get a division by zero error.
SpeedbumpNZ
DIV0 error is pretty rough. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmlhOXF3cmpnZTN6ZWJrbTU3ZHVteGtxaG45OGNvOGwzczMwOW0xYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7Wcyq7KvKFNTO/200w.webp
azazyel
Yeah and if I detect flirting I'm usually suspicious of motive...'I don't have money....what's going on here'
SpeedbumpNZ
Or "My organs are already fucked, they're clearly barking up the wrong tree"
Iplaybadguys
lol, agreed, some of us bring the average waaay down. I used to go to this fast food joint regularly, cuz it was open late and I got off work at midnight, and one time I went with my girlfriend and she was as like “that girl was hitting on you!” And I was like “no… she’s just friendly…right…?”
EroticZombiePants
It's even more fun when out of nowhere you suddenly go "That one random girl was hitting on me!" like years after the fact.
michiyl
"more fun"
SpeedbumpNZ
Those cold sweat flashbacks are all too familiar. 😅
SpeedbumpNZ
I generally assume it's friendliness, as it's generally rare that flirting happens in the first case. One of those situations I'm safer being blind, than assumed creepy.
I'm also bringing the average *way* down. 😅
migratingotter
I think this is wonderful. I also think if a girl’s flirting doesn’t work, she needs to be blatant and ask the guy if he has a girlfriend and then ask him out.
Iplaybadguys
Right?? Being thought of as creepy is literally one of my biggest fears. There might be a reason why I’ve had few girlfriends and they’ve all asked me out… lol :-p
SpeedbumpNZ
Pretty much the same here.
The prospect of trying again is daunting, to the point where cave hermit is looking attractive.
EroticZombiePants
I'm in my late 40s, and I've never had a woman ask me out. :-/
Iplaybadguys
According to my exes, I’m flirty - I thought I was just being friendly *shrug* - and the last one, the exwife this time, basically told me to ask her out, so I count that as her doing it, lol