Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 773

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17 science is green, math is red

26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @ftentor did this one! Check out their other posts for more cool artwork.

27 Man Tax: By request, Elliot Page

“Contrary to the rumors that you've heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-El, to save the planet Earth.” - Barack Obama

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
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I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
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MrStealYourGiF

#1 I think your Lionhead Goldfish is sick, shouldn't be lolling about on top of the water like that.

1 month ago |

trigonman3

#15

InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde

#27 I love this pic (and the rest from this session). I showed it to my 9yo who is non-binary and born with female reproductive system, but leans towards masc appearance. I told them that Elliott was also born afab, and they couldn't believe it. They just sat there staring. You could really see that they were understanding what was possible. And they're lucky that we live somewhere and in a time when they can get on puberty blockers, too, and not have to think about as much surgery in future.

courteousjonathan

Top notch OP, top notch!

quade

#15 the devil's sarsaparilla

ButtscratchMcPherson

#8 I've worked for companies that required receipts for *all* expenses, even for donuts.

cyrusthevyrus

#15 In case you want to know what liquids were involved:
https://youtu.be/Z50jEi1igNQ?si=eOtjcT7XN9-34_XH

jackal12345

#12 My favorite is The Foggy Dew. For those not in the know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH50D2TAIa8

DdCno1

I'm saving this, in case I need the sound effect for something.

ParaspriteHugger

#18 was the cylinder harmed in the process?

Donaldbain

#1 Why does the water taste like dog balls? - Fish probably.

arajad

#1 Me too, buddy — me too.

Zalm

Holy shit, Eliot got fukkin ripped yo.

#25

jamesdking

Missoula Montana, The tracks cross here and used to go through to the steel recycler. Right behind Costco if any nerds wanna look it up. They are still there but I can’t remember a time a train crossed in years!

TheElliotPage

the best part of having to drive in Canada is slidin' & driftin'

#5 pull-down map? We had to get maps from the map room!

SpeedbumpNZ

#9 Tactical pizza is certainly life goals.

Sanivia

#20 we call that thing Xylofon as well in german. Be that person.

baldbear

Because some of them are made from wood, as were the first ones.

RecurringNightmare

uneducated average joe who doesnt know what they are talking about might do so, but they are wrong then...those are "stabspiele" and they are distinguished by what the sound-creating rods are made of, "xylophone" = wood, "metallophone" = metal, eg the glockenspiel, "lithophone" = stone, not very common anymore but some indigenous people still use them, more common in the stone age obviously...

rampartfranklin

Almaadin

#8 I had to prove I bought a donut this week. Actually, 60 donuts. For work. If I didnt have proof, they would take away my corporate card.

itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters

Did you file it under "D?"

womanofthestarz

#20 as a percussionist, front ensemble player, and marching band nerd, YES. THANK YOU.

OrkenMork

#14 ended well!

CertifiedBonerDonor

#18 I'm pretty sure this man and Marky mark come from the same nut

PapaJoeNH

#10 Heckin' chonky

ExarToon

#14 is an act. You can see where he steps over the wire/line

ftentor

Thank you so much for the advertising :) I really appreciate it!

KittensForDays

Elliot Page is a SMOKE SHOW

#4 Results say otherwise. :P

Thiccperson

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ync0cHBmaGd3eDZrZTByNm16Z3NvaTlndHBpZ253YXNpZ2dlajY2biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ui1hpJSyBDWlG/200w.webp

graehall

HAH!

sufferinsuccotash

Did @TheElliotPage request today's man tax?

dingybasement350

Oh man. Is that actually his account?

Hard to tell

xmaneds

no, he is much more humble than that. he did not request it for himself

it was @xmaneds i believe

yay !

MyOtherPetIsACat

I loved how they integrated his transition in Umbrella Academy, like "it's Viktor now", "oh, OK", that easy. Dude is rocking it too.

IWouldLickThat

I liked that, but still, I though that that was the most unrealistic bit. Like, your own family wouldn't give you any shit?

yes, that was the most unrealistic part of the series.

AntaNce

It was truly glorious, reminds me of Jadzia

tysm!

Dysfunkshunill

#17 yeah, science is green and math is red, history is yellow and English is blue, why do i know this?!

Green11ndys

I always did science is blue, green is English, red is History, and whatever I had left was math

StuartWells

When I was in school, maths was blue, English was blue, science was blue, everything else was blue.

Blue was the only colour folder we had access too

Math is blue for me. Red is too angry, I always gave it to a class like history. Matches the bloodshed.

sunyudai

Got Math and English backwards, but otherwise yeah,

he's colourblind

Roehcai

Yup! Cold colors for hard sciences, warm colors for art/humanities. Variations within that don't seem as 'wrong' to me as 'red math'. *shiver* :D

TheDoctorCrankenstein

Thank you, I'm not crazy. Math is Blue. English is Red.

nobody said you weren't crazy

BoatsNGoats

You are wrong and your mother was wrong for having you 😤

3 weeks ago |

I am wrong about a great many things, but not this.

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