Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 779

Mar 11, 2026 1:25 AM

MemeMuseumCurator

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @tfoust10 drew this one-line drawing of a heart. Awesome. Check out their posts for other cool ones.

27 Man Tax: Channing Tatum

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.” - Arthur Miller

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

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I made it to the meme museum?!? Sweet

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

#4 Well. Look at what the Catholic church has been doing. What the Catholic schools have been doing, even in places like Canada. Look at what religious governments are doing.

Then look at what, say, The Satanic Temple has been doing.

It's pretty clear that Satan is the good guy here. There's no fucking contest whatsoever. God, in practice, is tyranny and oppression.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 mostly because of fat and being small so they go that going for them

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#27 (don't stare at his bulge)...(don't stare at his bulge)

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#7 Heh, Spudnik.

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#23 Director, you've got a "V'ger" on line 1.. .

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1

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#1 Does it whiny?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1: Fabio!

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#12 How? You just watched them survive a whole lotta stuff.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

#1 Rabbit King

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is your raccoon a hamster by any chance?

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#23 Idk if I’d do that while on the ice… lol but I love that sound.

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#16 They had killed animals and sacrificed some of them to God, who preferred meat over veggies, which was the reason for the murder

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#14 "Ummm... is this fren or snak?"

1 month ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

"Did you see that? The audacity.."

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#12 The most frequently used phrase in the penguin lexicon: “I’m OK!”

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#27 Tanning chatum

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 and now many of the joints are leaky.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 got me. I'm such a sap for stuff like this even with no sound (not a slight at you OP, it was probably overlaid with crappy music anyway)
#18 too. Thank you for these posts

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#23 lady on the ice

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 - the dude than named Spudnik should be allowed to name more things.

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#27 Every time I see him, I chuckle thinking about the time I was watching something or other where he made an appearance and my girlfriend at the time was trying to remember his name. Somewhere between my brain and my mouth, his name transformed into "Tater Chan", and that's how I've thought of him ever since.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#13 It hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#12 Short answer? 'Cause nobody else decided to put all their evolution points into being adapted to literally one of the most inhospitable niches on the planet.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

...and then move to south africa anyway.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 please tell me this little guy exists an he's not an AI slop creation

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#21 A million years ago my youngest son, now approaching 40, was at a birthday party for a friend turning 15 and I swung by to pick him up. They were shooting baskets and most were pretty good athletes -one of them would start at forward for Notre Dame a few years later. As I walked closer a loose ball rolled up and I picked it up and took a shot (I was never a basketball player) of probably 40 feet and got nothing but net. I nonchalantly walked into the house without a word.

1 month ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

"I once scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game for Polk High"

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would never touch a basketball again :P

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I pretty much haven’t since then and it’s been almost 35 years.
I’ll rest on my glory, thank you very much.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Absolutely nailed it... don't even try to beat that... you'd never top it

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You did it you peaked!! All down hill from then on!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Almost. I’ve had a few great moments since then.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#23 this.... somehow feels like a horrible idea...

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I heard the "Dumb ways to die" tune in my head while watching it

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Somehow". It's eerily similar to sawing a branch you're sitting on to hear the cool cracking sounds.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 Why no sound?!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cause then you could hear the foreman screaming about how many leaks they just made.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there wasn't sound when i harvested it from the meme garden

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Search for the sound version the next time you post... it is SO WORTH IT.... i can't describe it, but its glorious

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's okay #22 made up for it :)

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#21 dafuq is wrong with basketball?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was wondering the same

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

no one made a basket lol a lot of them were airballs

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Lmao I didn't even notice 😅

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