? gold medal winner right there
Friend of mine is in vet school, here's one of our texts
Murica
RIP Phillip
I asked for a pony, wtf is this shit Santa?
Wait for it...
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Capcom
My furry love bugs Spring (left) and Laz (right)
I have questions...
Saw brain candy live tonight!
She's made because she finally found out the egg came first
Anyone who works retail can relate. Thanks C&H for hitting the nail on the head
When it's cold and mom bundles you up in hand-me-downs
10 minutes into Star Wars and chill, and he gives you this look
Bring me Sanders and the health care bill
I said Whippet, Whippet good! *electronic music intensifies*
Happy Halloween everyone!
Spoiler Alert: It's a banana
Lock them up
Saw an Imagurian on Xbox Live today
I think this sums it up. Also, hail Jibbers
Trying to blow dust off my phone screen and forgetting I have a mask on
I saw Trailer Swift today! I didn't hook up with her though
There's blood on his sweater already
Title
When I heard trump tweeted "Doing well, I think!"
Best name of 2019
I think they should rethink their tag line
Hey you pikachu!
What is this?
So this happened today
Bosses are the best
My favorite birthday wish courtesy of The Oatmeal: Matthew Inman
If this isn't the name of their new show I will be severely disappointed
KIRBY CORAL! KIRRRBY
When I find a hidden Cera in a picture then check the username
Oh Grif. Sorry, I don't know who the artist is
How I feel in retail now that holiday season is over
How I've felt after watching the Deadpool movie
Public Service Announcement
Meanwhile in America
It's hooooot in Toooopeeeekaaaaa
I heard you like cooking and infographics, this satisfies both
MFW kid wants to buy GTA V without a parent
Someone asked my I me what my trigger was today. I showed them this
Bork
Obligatory cake day post
Coincidentally, or not, this is what I do to my friend in the car
Dog owners be aware
Our lives are a lie. Miyamoto just confirmed this
Be prepared for November
If only he had one of these guys with him
Well I found my next shower curtain
Exploding kittens came today!
I lol'd
Or you will get interrogated
I never thought I'd relate to Stu so much