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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @paintingdragonfeathers did this commission and it's fantastic. Check out more of their work in their posts and leave some love.
27 Man Tax: Martin Freeman
“It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.” - Babe Ruth
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
AvidApostate
#17 I'm sorry, is that a Caulk-odile??
oldguyexlurker
#2 Also does a great job on battery terminal corrosion. Ain't got none o' THAT in my body either. Checkmate.
drduffer
#3 It’s been a few years since this one last popped up here, but it always makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.
I wonder how much vodka was involved?
I hope they’re all ok.
MacTually
If women can grow pushup bras why do they?
ridureyu
#6 wearing a beard does indeed make my cleavage more prominent.
Kilkaranoga
#2 is missing the Balkan Bon Jovi. Hilarious clip tho
TheCryptid
#9 I dont have kids but Im pretty sure I said most of whats on that list. Im a guy though and I have dumb guy friends which are basically kids so I guess it tracks
RElGNMAN
#2
mirrorz
#2. The Iron in your blood is rusting in the presence of the oxygen in your blood. Increase your iron and stop taking in oxygen to prevent the blood rust.
Nizlee
I found RFK Jr.! 😂😂
BusterWinkmeyer
#3 finally something to hold all my dice
TunnelRat13
#9 That last one... some do. And we approve!
TheNotoriousBrando
#3 needs the music
steelundecided
Thank you. This is what I was looking for.
GeneralNoise
#10 that rug really ties the room together
ReverseSyzygy
wow I don't even have a place FOR that rug and I need it.
Tapestry maybe?
Thiccperson
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDEyaDV1cDBrYzF0YjcyanE4bTJ2NHUxYzhqeTFodXYzaTlpYXo4diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GSy9m0iLbjJPW/200w.webp
trigonman3
#15
SleepyHollowAppleTree
#25 is that this?
MemeMuseumCurator
I have no idea. I'd love to know what they're talking about.
shackman
adrenaline after a fender bender wearing off? Both realizing it was an accident and not a big deal?
shackman
adrenaline after a fender bender wearing off? Both realizing it was an accident and not a big deal?
Hashbrown123
So you're telling me coke is an antioxidant?
trigonman3
It's a contraceptive.
SecurityBadger
#15 All the floaties are scared of him.
PhilFromAccounting
#25 what a wild ride
Iplaybadguys
#25 Italian sex is weird
NauseousPanda
#2 water makes metal rust, imagine what it's doing to your body..
mintberrycrunch3
"I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it."
airbreather
#14 I know you can't really tell, but I'm like 90% certain that is a woman's handwriting. (Yes I know women can have wives, but you know what I mean)
IWouldLickThat
Ommm, it's a setup, it's a setup, it's a setup, it's a-
iamthemurray
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmhkMWYxYzRlam1hZG5iMmszdDl3bDg1d2EzMWRjNDRtZnhtaTZoYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9PAIhJvcQ35hdZPUir/200w.webp
pdonettes
#27 you can’t use him as man tax, because he is a free man.
CommunCreator
#24 I was listening to the Science Friday podcast yesterday and they were talking about snails. Did you know they have their genitalia in their face? That’s right; those two snails in the image are fucking.
InfocalypseRising
#2 Has anyone tested the "coke can remove rust" thing? I've been hearing that since I was a little kid and usually those types of things turn out to be bullshit, I've found
iamamentat
I used it to clean car battery terminals in a pinch. Had to help a friend replace her battery in a parking lot.
Snooj
I heard if you leave a human tooth in it the coke will dissolve it in a matter of days. Never tried that one although I do have the root of one of my pulled teeth. Maybe I could try it out.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Dunno about rust, but it does remove corrosion on battery terminals
omgzwtfs
It does, just shittily compared to vinegar or actual rust remover. Did this for a middle school science project along with leaving a tooth in a cup of coke and it rotted
mphstphlsm
also i think coca cola has small amounts of phosphoric acid, likely less acidic than vinegar, but i'm not a doctor or anything
mphstphlsm
smh waste of good teeth, someone could have eaten that tooth
CrisprCAS
#17 really knows how to use his caulk
mmmurppp
Wiped the caulk on his shirt. Nice leather jacket over the shirt. Caulk now on the inside of his leather jacket. 😢
theoxfordcomma
Eddy Maniez, for anyone wondering :)
Thiccperson
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azVqZmJtNmZicTR4ZmV5aXh1Ym0zaDNsZWkyOWtnZzRzaG9iejIyZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1hA34Uzt3aScCLsZgF/200w.webp
PineappleLoopsBroether
#27 Gordon Freeman!?
certainlynotaserialkiller
AvidApostate
Caulk-odile
Omnomnomicon
It needed to be said.
hailtheratking
I was so excited to leave this comment 💔 you win, friend.
iamamentat
My thoughts exactly
Quebeker
#9 why is the tissue box already empty
tempUser7824
Why is that sock crusty
CrisprCAS
Tissue box, toilet paper, paper towels, the printer paper, junk mail, old newspapers...
SideshowBobsotheravatar
And every sock you own
SeanBeanJovi
I'd like to add 'We don't play with our penises at the dinner table' to the list.
jalcantara88127001
#8 are cats and bunnies a thing?
Omicron416
Weren't you here yesterday when it was #Bunday ?
jj999124
I wonder if if it's size, or a instinct thing they choose to play/cuddle/protect instead of see them as prey. Maybe because humans have been raising rabbits as cattle alongside domesticated cats and the cats have kept their hutches free from rodents. I wouldn't be suprised at feral cats seeing baby bunnies as prey though.
Quebeker
Cats think they dominate by licking. Dominant bunnies get lick. Win-win
jalcantara88127001
Did not know that. Pretty cool.
TheMoonBnuuy
as sub bunny girl in relationship with sub cat girl, can confirm, we're both confused as to who the top is
TheBlueMuppet
Which part of this exhibit do I touch to hear more information? /furry
TheMoonBnuuy
#14 I'd be fixing the phone and handing his wife the 50 Euro note and the note in the phone...
and tell her to say that I couldn't fix it phone but on the way home with the broken phone that she got it to work on her own.
theoxfordcomma
👏
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
I'd have kept the 50 because double make sure that guy suffers.
QotU
Or fix the phone and use the 50 euros to take the wife out to dinner.
Thiccperson
Right? Fk that guy
airbreather
$50 says that is not a guy's handwriting tho.
ninaistauchbei8888
you can have a wife without beeing a guy...
ArcaneM37
Either way. Fuck the sad excuse for a spouse.
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LilacShowers
right, they can, but don't you think that would be worded a little differently if he had done nothing wrong and just wanted his privacy