Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 799

Mar 31, 2026 2:51 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @Pigminted made this Wheel of Time book holder. Check out their posts for more cool stuff.

27 Man Tax: Tim Robbins

“The only people who see the whole picture are the ones who step outside the frame.” - Salman Rushdie

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#17 ive always loved the ones with the best color for sweetness. And the ones shaped super weird.

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#11

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#18 no different than playing Magic, or otherwise expressing your like for your hobby during recess TBQH

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#5 This image makes me feel drunk

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#24 If we do that, then Trump will have defiled another woman. We can't let Dolly's image sullied by his signature.

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#14 Umm... What about Hawaii? Just a coaster-sized board and a bunch of coin-sized boards.

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#2 I feel like this may be because more people stop to look at the man dressed as Batman and are therefore more likely to notice the pregnant woman, rather than because they want to “do good” around Batman. I wonder if him being dressed as a clown would have the same effect.

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#14 I feel like Hawaii would be worse

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#20 Wheezin the jUuice

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#10 Fill it with blood and make it a necklace.

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I need that….
You supplied the whole thing

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#23 This was painful to watch - also looks like an expensive car

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#27

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You guys see Tim and think of Shawshank, I see him I think of Hudsucker Proxy. Aaaaaa oogata oogata AHHH

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Melanin is particularly effective…..
Or he had a worse time in Shawshank

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#14 Rhode Island has entered the chat.

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#18 No it really was just liking anime or manga that got you labelled and mocked, no special attacks or the like necessary.

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#1 is India Rose Crawford. Her content brings light to a very dark world. https://www.instagram.com/indiarosecrawford?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

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of all the images that should have been a gif....

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#23 This kills the car.

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They got my soul as well, ouch.

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Nah, I'm sure they'll get through just fine if they just try one more time with a bit more of a run-up. /s

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Well they didn’t try the one on the far right…so there is still a chance!

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She'll be fiiiiiine.

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Could have entered lower left...

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And drive over the curb? That can damage your car, you know!

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a very very expensive car. Lamborghini Urus

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Probably explains the sense of entitlement that would be necessary to continue on bashing it into a bollard, despite the obvious consequences. Though the drugs and/or alcohol also doesn’t help.

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I'm sure it was very expensive alcohol 😄

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#23 @UncleSlam123

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Is this guy actually blind or does he just hate that car? v

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#23 “Do you have Pepsi Rabies?”

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Oh well, wrong number 😆

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#17 love me a short wedge

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long conic for me

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I like the long wedge ones - feel like they were MADE to be eaten 🤩
(also one of the best ones to use with a chocolate fountain)

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I'm all about the Globose

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Anything big and ripe

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They are all great, but God did a bad thing when the “necked” was created. They are existentially abhorrent and I eat first to get them over with.

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#1 - I should buy a boat...

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Don't. It's not worth it. Trust me.

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#3 nope! Nope! Dog nipples! Ban'd!

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#4 If I tried that, there'd be 9 fried eggs on the floor. 😅

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Ironically, the key to a good flip (aside from amazing cookware) is doing it with the confidence of a showoff that knows he doesn't have to clean it up off the floor if he fails.

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The one skillset I don't have. 😂

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the skillet skillset

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#26 Wheel of time is my favorite book series of all time and I desperately want that.

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#18 Nah, fuck this revisionism. Even the people who liked it and didn't try to act it out got castigated. People just act like it was better than it was back then because it's popular NOW so they struggle to remember how things used to be, so they mentally soften their old stance on it. You got outcasted for being into anime same as any of the other shit that used to be 'nerd shit' and is now mainstream.

It's just "Someday, everyone will have always been against this" writ small.

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I'm guessing you experienced this personally?

Personally, I got made fun of for being into Pokemon when Red and Blue first came out, but the people who made fun of me are fine with their kids being into Pokemon.

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Yeah, I was one of the outcast kids in high school. Never really was weird about it but just reading manga and shit was enough for people to give you shit. These days, I doubt it merits a second glance (plus, most of the kids reading manga today are probably doing it on their phones.)

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#6 the world isn't ready for the gravy pipeline.

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Officials from KFC have confirmed a massive leak in there trans Dakota pipeline just north of Standing Rock. Residents simply don't have a large enough supply of mashed potatoes and biscuits to clean the spill themselves and are asking for aid from nearby comfort food eateries. In an unprecedented move, Popeye's has mobilized their own resources to aid their competitor. Representatives from Churches were unavailable for comment.

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Gravy blimp.

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Gravy trailer?

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#8 uncontacted-tribe member like “new religion just dropped!”

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can it be Megamindism?

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It’s religion! The sky’s the limit!

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which is why cathedrals have such high ceilings

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#15 So we're just choosing violence today?

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Yas

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All day, ever day.

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