Doof

Apr 11, 2026 2:03 AM

Doof

OOF

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TEG DOOF EREH

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I would not buy doof from them.

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Dammit. Beat me to it. I spent too long watching the last post.

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I’d go check the doof just cause of the sign :)

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Hunger can make you misspell words!

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The best parties in Australia have Doof !

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Worst OnlyFans advertisement.

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Hard to believe the amount of discussion provoked by the correct spelling of "FOOD". No wonder dad can't get a job.

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Doof Beer for meeee
Doof Beer for youuuu
I'll have a Dooooof!
You'll have one toooo!

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I had to double check the Futurama wiki because I thought they were associated with Zapp Branigan. However Zapp works with the doop: https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Democratic_Order_of_Planets

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Gotta bring the “F” to the front

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For when your inner dyslexic get hungry.

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Oofda.

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Dang o would have endlessly done that on purpose.. 👍😎

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Took him way too long to realise

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Must be America 🇺🇸

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Gets them more attention than if it was right

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Are they selling Doof or do they NEED doof?

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We don't need no water, let that Pokey-man burn.

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Lord Doof!

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Buy-doof

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Bidoof implies the existence of Straightdoof and Gaydoof. In this essay...

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touch the bedoof

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Do it now

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I don't understand.... are they trying to spell food? Why are they having trouble spelling it?

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To venture a guess, I think they believe they need to spell it backwards, as though you're looking at it in a mirror.

It makes no fuckin sense because the letters aren't also mirrored. But maybe they think that because everything is reversed when you see it in your rearview?

So in their minds everyone in cars can't see things that aren't backwards. Even though every other sign on the highway is not backwards.

Maybe there are drugs in their DOOF.

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Doof wagon on the way v

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Criminal this is so far down

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Today they learned a lesson in perspective..... eventually...... hopefully...

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They're spelling deaf in Dutch

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And stupid in German

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Which also originally means deaf (in Plattdüütsch)

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Well they ain't deaf that's for sure.

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope those aren’t people asking for food. That’s sad.

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I scrolled quite a way through comments making fun of them before I found you. I think it’s sad, too.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's more likely they are trying to advertise that they are selling food,

There isn't anything sad about this.

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What is doof?

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I dunno, what a doof with you?! Huh?! HUH!?!

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What isn't doof?

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They spelled Food wrong

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German for "stupid". Laurel & Hardy were known as "Dick und Doof" ("Fat and Stupid") in German.

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Today i learn.

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To Aussies , Doof is drum n bass, psytrance, technology music. Less 160 bomb rave and more ethereal, trance inducing community shared music experience.
Generally, at 120 plus dB

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It is german for stupid

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If you're Australian it means techno music. A "bush doof", for example is a rave party out in the forest

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Baby don't hurt me

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It's like updog

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Why? What's updog?

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Doof means deaf in Dutch!

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It's German for stupid

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Short for doofus

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In Australia, a 'Bush Doof' is like a rave but in the bush and for hippies instead of methed-up roid munchers. Usually with safe-spaces, chillout tents and very positive people. Think burning man but for regular folks, not wankers.

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I haven't been to a not for wankers doof in years.

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To be fair, neither have I.

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Not much, what's doof with you?

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It's like food, but you can only pull it out of your mouth.

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You can put doof in your htuom

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So, does that mean you have to stuff it in your butt first?

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