Zinfandella
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Edit: I should have worded this better...
Another edit: I just read all of these comments to him and we laughed a lot. Thanks for the laughs :)
Apr 7, 2026 3:40 PM
Zinfandella
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291
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Edit: I should have worded this better...
Another edit: I just read all of these comments to him and we laughed a lot. Thanks for the laughs :)
hotrodny
Is "baking bread" an euphemism?
psmith00
still useful, grind it into bread crumbs.
WeatherWiz
My dirty ass mind had to remember we’re talking about bread when you mentioned that he took it out rock hard 😭🤣
jerusalemspider
There are worse ways to wake up to find you have a bun in the oven
RadioFloyd
Fuck yeah it was
StOfKillers
That’s what she said
symmetry7
did you eat his baguette?
Bombaso
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REOJackwagon
Now you've got a big crouton
keelindsey
Needs to work on his pull out game
huellbabineaux911
Did he butter the rock and eat it?
PaperinoVB
The most important part is that is rock hard when he puts it in. Oh wait, you were talking about bread? Nevermind...
AgamemnonsMemes
Kill him with it (this is a joke)
GratuaCuun
Hollow the bread out and put soup in it
Turn the scraps into croutons
rusty42marlin
^^^^ This, Right here^^^^
CinnamonBunny
Mine is never rock hard at that stage.
LariCheltsy
Not going to lie you had me in the second half
stayingalive4life
Ohdearthesearemymonkeys
Idrinkforevil
NM156
So... you were late to work again?
Clockworkdancerobot
He was making Dwarven bread then?
B0ardski
so,, we're calling it "baking bread" now, putting something in the oven, I get it!
SergeyPrkl
There is in finland a saying that if a woman is pregnant, the saying goes: "She got the buns in oven". SO adding the rockhard part isn't far fetched.
ZamiZu
"Rock hard bread, the perfect excuse for a nap. Who needs coffee when you have a dense loaf?"
rbudrick
Generic lewd but easy comment.
taez555
Usually when the husband takes it out in the morning rock hard, it's a good thing.
maskedrabbit
I haven't had morning wood in a decade. Anti-depressants and age perhaps.
Blackmetalhappiness
Unless you have to pee real bad.
jerusalemspider
Ah yes, Hydraulic libido
Sulexar
I'm getting used to a new oven that runs way too hot, and my banana bread came out super dry. It's depressing.
MoroccanInHalifax
Soooo wanna say "That's what she...."
gablestout
heh
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Nuclearun
Cane here looking for this.
Volpe42
It does usually need to be hard for the husband to put a bun in the oven
SergeyPrkl
And removing it rockhard usually does not result any buns in the oven. But only sometimes!
Volpe42
I don't have experience with it getting soft as soon as the batter goes in
SergeyPrkl
I don't have that problem either, but many do. It is sad, really, to lose tools like that.
beemarr
On the plus side, you now have hardtack. Great for long-term storage for apocalyptic scenarios. Apropos of nothing, of course.
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Stonemarter
Or it became dwarfbread, ideal to conquer lands, kill your enemies. Everything becomes more edible if you have some dwarfbread....
beemarr
Sir PTerry would be proud.