Zinfandella
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I think I totally look my age. She was just being nice.
Mar 10, 2026 11:25 PM
Zinfandella
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I think I totally look my age. She was just being nice.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
At 38 I got married, no gray hairs. After 5 years in marriage, I got them popping in my beard everywhere. My brother, who is almost 50, has none. I blame my wife. She doesn't find it humorous. I think it's true though :D
dixxienormus
Check your wallet.
RetrogradeLlama
“That’s charity, but I’ll take it”.
Snooj
I get that a lot with my son as well. It helps that he has a huge beard and I have no gray hair.
Anfalicious
She was hitting on you
Bytencoder
Does it hurt? 'Cause you've just been hit.
Stuffitwithbeans
Take the compliment and call it a win!
JaelitheKitty
I get this shit all the time. I actually got ID'd when I went to pick up my 16 year old son from school early. It gets old
MyDogTige
You take what you can get. I get told that it doesn't look like I've got a 25-year-old daughter and that I can pass for my mid thirties. I'm 48. Not going to complain.
apairofpetducks
My son and I have been called siblings several times, and once someone asked how long we'd been married!
mrbadxampl
I wish I still had hair to turn gray... started losing it way back in my 20s...
NZSheeps
Let me sing you the song of our people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVkoqv5dSpM
MotoCanuck
You should've told her she could be your step mother
LazerSpacePirate
I've been going gray since I was 25. #MyStressHairs
DanielAsparagus
Respectfully, your knockers of a woman 1/2 your age.
DanielAsparagus
We’re talking bi- nevermind you all know the bit.
Gantzz321
40, must be nice, I started turning grey at 18, was completely gray at 25. I'm 60 now, for most of my life, people thought I was 20-30's younger than I was
resworn
39 and I've been greying since I was 16. I get confused for a HS student a lot, myself. Millennials as a whole, I think, are aging pretty well!
Rufferstuff
freshthrowaway1138
Two. He has 2 skateboards.
whatsthisbuttondonow1
I'm nearly 50 and people think I'm 35
DippinDerps
Nothing wrong with that :) also, I had gray hairs when I was 16. Mainly in my beard. Im 42 and my sides are starting to salt and pepper now. Still, a compliments a compliment ;D
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
You had a beard at 16?
trigonman3
Human males (generally) start growing beards at puberty.
Myoron
I was once shopping with my mom and the cashier asked "how long have you been together?". I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, my mom or the cashier after I informed her.
trigonman3
Your mom: "How long ago did I give birth to you?"
[to cashier]: "That long."
Myoron
That was pretty much what I had responded, "since I was born".
RipThemUpRatchet
My uncle’s hair went gray in high school, and totally white by the time he turned 21.
Gantzz321
can confirm, but not sure if I'm your uncle or not. It happened to me
RipThemUpRatchet
Wise beyond your years! ;)
Sechran
Lower rates of smoking have lead latter generations to age better than past ones.
magictouch
Kramer looking like an old catcher’s mit.
CyberHexx
Or to still look and sound like children until very late in life. >_>
TheMightyMollusk
As opposed to boomers, who only act like children.
CyberHexx
Speaking as a Millennial, I have no argument with that.
Beanholio
That and using sunscreen as intended - makes a big difference!
SergeyPrkl
not to mention, there has not been lead in the air and water in decades.
NairouTryyshokk
I just dont go outside. Dont need sunscreen if you dont go outside!
bikergeek6249
The changing nature of work, too. A lot fewer jobs in post-industrial countries involve the sort of backbreaking labor and repetitive motion that characterized many jobs 50-75 years ago or more. (Sedentary jobs have their own health hazards.) Wasn't uncommon for someone's body to be completely used up by age 50-55.
Taxicat
That doesn’t explain the Millennial age bracket somehow aging better than Gen Z though…
TKpotato
We don’t go outside
WeatherWiz
Turning 32. I found a gray hair in a beard. It’s all downhill from here
swofromtherock
My stupid beard grew greys from day 1. Well not actually day one, more like year 13? Point is, I've been an old man since puberty.
THEmichaelscarn12
Who's beard was it?
Zinfandella
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHFxdW1xc2c2cHg1dGZzNWljOWFqOXZjNGo3bWZsb3RqY2NwMDA5eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lLTuCOqB0daP6/200w.webp
cameloDancer
I'd happily trade my very limited blond hair for full head of grey hair, it's all about perspective. But, it's not going downhill.
resworn
My dude, grey beards are 😩👌
BoobJiggle
I was full gray at 25.. I'm 40 now, no gray left, just white :'(
thelonepig
I started going gray at 21 and get lots of compliments on my hair.
Welley
Started at 16 here, full grey/white at 30
BoobJiggle
25 for me, 40 now and all white lol
Rufferstuff
Not necessarily.
IlluminaBlade
I'm not positive I'm entirely against smelling smelling like a bowl of candy.
tentacularfleshscape
Might attract wasps and shit. Pull aggro from diabetics
Decoyape11
I remember the day I found the first one…… it was like the opposite of getting your first pube.
BloodGoreJuicesGalore
So you didn't also get it framed?
rolliefingers
Was it in a supermarket?
Zinfandella
No
rolliefingers
So, outside of a supermarket??
Zinfandella
Is this a joke I'm not getting? 😭
She was outside of Famous Footwear
rolliefingers
Weird name for a supermarket.
JesusofMethlehem
I suspect all places are either inside or outside of a supermarket.
xlr82xs
All things are good or ungood.
JerzeeTomato
This should be all red.
Zinfandella
I knew she was lying so I made it blue lol
JerzeeTomato
But you were flattered! That's rad!
JerzeeTomato
I'll be 46 on Saturday and I really think that this is the most attractive I've ever been... A little grey is sexy and the confidence to back it up helps. I don't know if I'm less awkward than I was in my 20s, but I don't worry about it anymore, which is a huge win.
Zinfandella
I don't mind aging and I LOVE gray hair and eye crinkles. I wouldn't say I'm more attractive than I was in my 20s but I think I look pretty decent :)
Happy early birthday!!
JerzeeTomato
Thanks! Fun fact: my last name is Earley!
Zinfandella
Haha happy EARLEY birthday!
Jerple
Congrats on being hot, I guess.
IlluminaBlade
Or having orange peel skin.
AtmaDarkwolf
I mean.. i didn't see 'hot' in the description, just 'young' - she was obviously into 'younger men' or was saying u look immature, didn't see any mention of 'attractive' in all that.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
I mean, seniors in high school look like children to me. I'd be weirded out of someone said that to me
SacrificialClam
A hot senior in high school?
Canigetbannedagain2
In this economy...
Targe0
Can't afford to be a Hot adult.