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Oct 30, 2024 5:30 AM
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DorkJedi
#46 no tail
AyatollahBahloni
#1 "So, you have chosen death!"
jethroismaxbaer5772
#43 "Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..." - Terry Pratchett
Tomigami
#25 I imagine the man challenged Wilde, saying something like "step outside and let's settle this like men" to which Wilde responded "step outside and bleed on my lawn, I just had the floors redone."
Greypuppy
#12 god I love these wild nudists, behold the skin
jasondeslin
#48 LMAO Brave to assume we're going to be buried. We can't afford homes, we're not wasting money on land we can only use to rot. I don't think I've ever met anyone my age that owned a cemetery plot. Closest are people that want to be turned into trees, but even that's an "I would I could afford."
algavinn
I'd prefer my organs be donated and then the rest of me be thrown at a billionaire and their property in the messiest way possible.
FetaForMoses
#6 damn
OldmanSerious
#44 Long tradition of ignoring that the natives just might have been the ones to do things, not just a history channel thing. Not alway racist though, but racism is the reason for much of it.
Feralkyn
Larktonguesinadicecup
You should see the other guy
CheesePoweredUmbrella
Man I’m 55, I’ve got titanium in my shin and many cheeseburger in my belly… I don’t think I can rail that hard if called upon. What about a fair to middling rodgering #49
LoligoTX
How about a decent weinering?
bamblebimble
#24 its probably fine to share the original art considering how mods deal with art now.
vegivamp
Bottom right does look rather inviting for an asfuck.
algavinn
Yup, it just came edited.
Redyls
#7 you mean siblings?
murderhobbit
#43 they should have tried this more. The supervamps? Blow em up. Caleb? Toss a dozen grenades into his wine cellar.
Like-- sure they lost the Watchers so resources were limited, but honestly they could figure out something.
LittleAzie
#1 I am about 80% sure cats know there are feet under the cover. Both of mine pounce them gently with no claws and soft nibbles most of the time. The real question is if their object permanence issue is situational and they know 'feet', or if they are clever enough to deduct 'Human body part there'. Void is also clever enough to know when we do scratchy hidden pounce (hand under pillow or blanket to simulate prey in cover) to be gentle. Its a nice little game to get that last bit of energy out.
vegivamp
Same here - all our cats are fully aware that that's a hand under there - but then we also taught them that body parts are not just another toy, and human goes AUWIE when claws are out. That's exactly the same way they teach kittens to not be too rough, so it works quite well.
LittleAzie
I'm not convinced that Void would have ever grasped body parts are not for play. From day one he was gently attacking me to get my attention or request things. He actually does different play attacks, while winking to signal play, to request either food, treat, playtime, cuddles, or cat TV time. Now we do hide and seek complete with strong overhead pounces, but once again gentle with the bites and no claws. Only time claws come out is kneading or clinging.
zafner
#16 HA
I think I was in my thirties before I figured this out. Fictional characters doing unpredictable stuff is realistic
Merdock
#16, I feel this so hard. It really feels like people get upset at fictional characters for acting illogical, and I don't just mean acting emotional, but acting in a way that is counter to what would seem to make sense no matter how you look at it, but we (I'm not projecting you are) do that all the time. We're just trying to make it in the world and our brains aren't meant to handle all of this. We're supposed to see a movement in the tall grass and wonder if it's dinner or if we're dinner.
OptimisticMisanthrope
#46 Of course they got an F. They forgot the fucking tail! So disrespectful to the model.
algavinn
Exactly
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Love Nick Harris!
IronCore
#39 I have spent too many decades alive to still not be able to just know the order of the letters in the English alphabet without having to recite part of it to get the memory warmed up yet here we are.
jeips
#4 "we're grad students" You know what? that tracks. That's legit right there. XD
ProtagonistofReality
#2 The reason the boss is nervous is because he is, in fact, one million ants wearing a human suit.
ScootinNtootin
This is hands down the most white girl dump I've ever seen and I enjoyed it
algavinn
huh?
CheesePoweredUmbrella
derpderpderp182
Acca-scuse me?
TehGrimReaper
#47 A similar bridge, the Can Opener, has a YouTube channel dedicated to its victims: https://youtube.com/@11foot8plus8
Redyls
#39 Q is just the letter O's evil twin brother who likes to smoke
masterpainimeanbetty1
sezchuanllama
Clove cigarettes
Skr121
O? Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. *takes drag from cigarette* Q
thesketchykid
Q and R are just P and O with dicks
CheesePoweredUmbrella
WishboneThighs
AlexSomething
In French, Q is pronounced exactly like the word "cul", which means 'ass'.
And P is pronounced exactly like "pet" which means 'fart'.
And PQ is a colloquial way of saying 'toilet paper' (standing for "papier cul" ie 'ass paper').
That is all.
Togwoop
I'll take this out of context and start asking my spouse for fart ass whenever I need talk abour toilet paper.
neithermenoryou
Q is an O that finally got his bottom surgery. And he's also in a relationship with R which went through the same, that's why they're together in the alphabet.
TeaOverdose
So by that logic P is an I that got top surgery?
neithermenoryou
Yes. Though I'm still not entirely sure who allowed I to have 3 bottom surgeries to turn into E. But good for them in any case.
Redyls
B just wanted giant implants...
ojisama
#17 , this bad boy can fit so much poisaaaargh
CyberHexx
Listen to the song... "Take a lick and you'll be... in a world of pure imagination
CheesePoweredUmbrella
I feel like there should be a movie made called the Poisaaaarghan Adventure except instead of being about a ship that flips upside down in the ocean it’s about a ship filled with purple poisonous frogs that escape from their… wherever one keeps hordes of poisonous frogs
Efreeti
DorkJedi
My thought exactly.
JeezusJuice
His hand was uncomfortably close to it on that leaf.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
#5 yet another thing Peter Jackson ruined in his adaptation. In the book, Bilbo knew about it. It was intended as another joke to startle and scare the rest of the hobbits, and served as the signal for the start of supper.
AntaNce
Thankyou.gif
JDHannan
How is it ruined in the movie? Bilbo's thoughts on the firework are not shown. The movie would not have been improved by showing them discussing it.
Movies and books are different media
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
This single scene did not ruin the movie on its own. The scene itself was ruined through its reimaginig.
idiotsonfire
Ah, yes. "Ruined."
OlaphOfTheNorth
#43 You left out the best bit- Big Bad: (beat) "What's that do?"
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Agreed. And the visual of Angelus and Drucilla leaping off the balcony in fear.
Grinch01
#18 wagge theft is te biggest theft around and seem to be legal or at least not punished
algavinn
A previous employer owes me 10k. But...it's not illegal. Steal a $1 pack of gum and the cops will happily lock you up. It's fucked.
algavinn
Not criminally illegal, anyway.
MechaNinja
#43 Many modern military rifles are stamped from sheet metal rather than being forged. Do with that information what you will.
SciencePetsComputers
I don't see a issue with the case being sheet metal. The barrel and the internals are cnc machined afaik. As long as the parts that take mechanical stress or control precision are made right the rest matters little other than to protect from dirt and the elements.
rudejohn
I think the point was regarding whether or not they could kill an evil demon summoned from another plane who is impervious to forged weapons (The Judge from Buffy, in this case), not a comment about their quality nor durability. https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Judge
SciencePetsComputers
your right, i just woke up shortly before i wrote that.
Misterjackdaw
#6 I have never once seen this as upside down, whatever the description thinks I should be seeing before everything supposedly changes.
CallMeMcGyver
Not seeing anything in this grainy low resolution copy of a copy of a copy image… they all look to be upside down… maybe the round center plate is right side up…?
GravitationalFluctuations
Aren't they all right-side up to begin with ?
vegivamp
I kind of did see them upside down, but I accidentally observed the one that's the right way up before I could really look at them and now I can't unsee it.
TrinDiesel
Yeah I was pretty confused by this. I cannot get myself to see them upside down at all.
CallMeMcGyver
Well, I’m guessing that if it wasn’t made out of like fifteen pixels it might be easier to see it differently…
sme2812
It was true for me but I can't flip them back now
BettinYouLoveFreakMode
Same. How I saw them upside down before but they flipped permanently, that’s what gets me.
7thor8thcaw
Same. Flipped, now gone forever.
Teganrose1
I think it’s because most people look at the big plate, the one middle and slightly to the left. That is the only that can arguably be upside down maaaybe thanks to the power of suggestion saying all the players are upside down. The rest however, are clearly right side up, and you realize wait no that first one actually is right side up. It’s only one plate you can’t flip back.