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Mar 24, 2026 10:10 PM
Kairuf
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unkreativ
Welcome to Europe. We will make you feel welcome, as long as you are not MAGA.
darkoshen
No, no. That would be good for both of you.
TheEternalLordofDarkness2
This can only be a positive thing for an American
rubypilgrim
I just saw a billboard advertising a company that does nothing but get rich people second citizenships.
bloxxing
your chance to emigrate.
notifybay151
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHJsaG4xNzZycmlmMG5lNGlvaHkxOWx4cGs4MXZ6dHdyNDA5M2IwNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/U5Ysi7S4UAUjbrbB38/200w.webp
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Damn, that's awesome. A masters program and you'd get to leave this shithole? Yes please.
Racealistic
Where in europe? Im gonna choose your wife when she's here
daianaaaa
Where?
Most visas allow for spouses so you should be fine. If you want to work though you might need a different kind of visa
klaz57
My wife and I went through a smaller version of this. "Cross that bridge when you get there" is how we got through it. Best of luck!
PhailRaptor
Congrats on escaping the implosion of the USA
Imustntrunaway
Oh yeah, my girlfriend did that. Screwed around and dumped my ass a couple months before she was gonna come home too. If I'd have known better, I'd have dumped her the moment she settled the idea.
Course, she wasn't my wife at the time, was gonna wait til after we were both done school for marriage. Regardless, absence makes the heart go yonder.
I hope you have a better time than I did.
circuspandabear
Having a work permit to get out of the US might be a nice option.
Snooj
If there's a tag list for this put me on it. I want to see the update.
ClericOfTheProsperityGospel
Good luck.
HandoB4Javert
DatDarthCaedus
Sorry did you mean to post this elsewhere, or could you perhaps explain a bit about how a map of roughly half of Europe overlaid on Australia is relevant here?
HandoB4Javert
The scale of (much of) Europe and Australia is relevant as the post is about Europe and they aren't going to Australia.
Randomice
Congratulations! But, wouldn't that be a Mistress program?
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Is there a Mr. Demeanor, Misdemeanor? "He's on vacation"
SolarJoel
*Phbbbbbbt!*
vonHoopla
Technically, yes. Master has the root magister, meaning 'teacher', and mistress has the root 'maistresse', female teacher. So it shooould be valid :3
foreverinchains
That's, um, something else.
valen00
Pays better.
korndogg83
Back when I was a postgrad, quite a few of the female colleagues did mistress work on the side. Even found some stats to support it: https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-35521859
spangolio
if it means GTFO'ing the US, then boo fuckkn YAH!!!!
lostlittletimeonthis
i dunno, with this maniac in charge i wouldnt put it past him to bomb europe in the near future
spangolio
tell me about it, I live in Berlin. NOT a good time to pick this city
tempUser7824
What's going on in Berlin? (I will have to ask you to forgive me for being a bit absorbed in our troubles; (electing a narcissistic, thieving moron causes no end of troubles.)
spangolio
NATO head just said he fully supports Trump, so we are a target now. Also, Germany's entire economy depends on affordable energy, and already seems to be imploding without it, without this new kneecapping
tempUser7824
He supports Trump!1!?!
Whatever the fuck for? He enjoying the chaos, thievery, corruption, & war crimes or something?
ralph2sam
Better get in line at the airport right now then.
lupz24Watcher
tinyfootprints
I'm planning to visit my daughter on the other side of the ocean soon. I hope that all the recent bullshit doesn't mess with my trip. I haven't seen her for ten years. I have a ticket in hand.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Maybe just take a 3 day boat ride instead. Any danger of ICE(bergs) is long gone. TSA with no pay, understaffed air traffic controllers, and jackboot Nazi fucks at the airport sound way more dangerous.
IRCBrink
3 days? More like 7 or 9 nights depending on which cruise you get, which you have to get, so... Cruises
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Thanks for correcting me, I've never traveled transatlantic by ocean liner before.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Also, best of luck @op ! Hopefully you guys can get TF out of this idiotic, fascist clown show.
IRCBrink
Yea I had looked it up before, just curious because I'm not a fan of flying, but that is a bit long tbh and quite expensive because they are cruises not just general passenger ships. I'm in Ireland btw, it was in the past I was considering it, not something I would consider these days lol
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
I also couldn't really find much in the way of port to port, no frills, passenger ships. Dude seriously, don't come to the US rn. It's so fucked