Thund3rbolt
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1 tool with cutting of 20 or more ✓
Mar 17, 2019 12:27 AM
Thund3rbolt
454696
2087
37
puck2dag
DerKonig
AlwaysThatOnePerson
Lifting 94 tons?! That's one strong dude
Hegamonia
The piece of equipment you use when you absolutely, positively want to get into someone's car. Or their Nokia phone
iamnotcontent
If I ever need a bionic arm this will be it.
ProbablyHolly
Are you ready for your circumcision Jimmy?
VulpineAxiom
if you walk into your bedroom and your wife has this on the bed, you simply sign the divorce papers, take your shit and leave.
Lostinspace56
Using this makes you feel like a god...
kalvious
Yes when I was in high school we had a ROP program and I took was 1st responder. We got to use a set of the jaws at junk yard. It was godly
lovelife3
Cordless 600 volt
chewybrian
$9,999.99 at Harbor Freight.
feilgood
...and breaks after 2 uses.
dynoman
That’s one hell of a pair of scissors
TheseArentMyGlasses
Endocrom
This ain't non of your business, Slick.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
We built our home using steel framing & floor joist of a similar size to this. I now kind of want that tool, for reasons...
gallinaceous
dofkin
Accept no substitutes i guess.
therealandofficialpiguy
Having studied engineering.... The sheer (hehe) amount of force that thing is exerting is insane
Geckuro
You could cut a mans arm off with this. Where can I get one?
AGiantSlor
Pneumatics can't cut steel beams
randomplaceholder
Hydraulic, though battery-operated. https://youtu.be/-mzfi7cFDHU
lizardbones
he's still not wrong
Hounddog13
Why not jet fuel?
kalvious
Why not Zoidberg?
clownfarts
Because it can't melt steel beams.
BQZip
Paige, no!
denker85
When that loaf just won't pinch itself.
wellthatsjustducky
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Hhhhhhhhnnng
CongratsYouAreHereNow
it seems like just getting a bender would be more efficient for rearranging girders
MelTNG
CheeseborgarSoop
Still can't open those plastic packages from the store.
Smellyboxers
narfltarts
But will it cut kryptonite locks? I've seen one fail on that lock.
VarriksTheLoyal
THE CLAMPS
fuckthisishard
Is that an aluminum i beam?
devourasaurus
The new execution tool for the modern age.
DownVoteVerifier
Pop.
IOftenWearClothing
THE CLAAAAAWW!!!
Immisorator
THE CLAAAWW, melts steel beams
FrijolesTheGreat
pogoblaster
No, The Craw https://youtu.be/YLa83lqBKKU
Maccabi
The claw of death!
SleepyKittyTV
Not as good as the clamps though.
apathyboy
https://imgur.com/rVUG83q
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
You know how you clip your nails and a piece always flies off into the unknown? Imagine that with this. To the face.
ApocalypseInsideAnOrange
Some final destination shit
GrimReaperO7
The Jaws of Life.
apathyboy
TheOriginalAmberRose
That's a pretty ragged cut...
Wallerwilly
Yeah i doubt we will see the day plasma torch will be replaced by mechanical cutter for steel profiles anytime soon. Man handled that is.
randomplaceholder
The company, Edilgrappa, makes mainly rescue equipment stuff. Jaws of life, etc. This sort of tool is for cutting car pillars or such.
TheOriginalAmberRose
When it started I thought it was designed for cutting beams. That makes more sense then.
Justsomedude223
Yeah whatever it's meant to cut through is generally mangled and you need to get to the other side ASAP no matter what.
Aloofgoof
I wanna snip a girder like that!