DerKonig

38417 pts · January 4, 2013


If you snap a picture of this and get it to the front page, I will probably upvote it and move on with my life. Probably.

Before google, the New York public library took inquiries on knowledge. Librarians would record these inquiries. This post shows some of what was released from the cache.

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When she lay her head on your lap during Netflix and chill

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I’m playing a dangerous game... better stay away from the theater.

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Sure I’ll clean my desk I guess

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Maybe my reaction was a little... over the edge.

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You little shit

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This glorious idiot ate 3lbs of Christmas Cookies. Every time i bring it up he puts himself in timeout.

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My wife’s car left this drippage pattern on our garage floor. Being the child I am, I couldn’t stop laughing.

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What a happy boy

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The best boy

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Phrasing...

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Do you understand?

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One more good deed before Christmas

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Your reaction when Stevie Wonder is on a playlist at a Halloween party and you're a skeleton

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Working on a spooky prop-hunt style game and I just completed the model of the featured mansion the hunt will take place in. I think it came out nicely

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Sleepy snoot

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Hurr hurr im a hooman

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He almost got choke slammed.

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MFW I let out the gnarliest silent fart and my wife catches a sniff.

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I'm a dad. I do dad stuff.

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Wiener pic

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Best purchase I ever made.

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Happy national dog day! (Wait for it)

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Been a struggling single father for the past 5 years, spent 4 years in the military only to get a medical discharge and did 4 years of school with the GI bill. My first real career interview is tomorrow and I'm nervous as hell. Wish me luck Imgur.

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Legit website to check if your email accounts have been compromised due to data breaches.

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On this day, 2005, a legend was born. Happy Leeroy Jenkins day!

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Cake day phone dump

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Lurked for a while, finally worked up the courage to post. I <3 C&H

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Hello from the Grand Canyon! Taken on the southern rim.

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I got this response from my senator regarding net neutrality.

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I hope I don’t shart.

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When Skeleman whips out the doot solo

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hnnnnnnnnngghhh

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