If you are old enough to choose to wear that hat, lil Trumpkin, you are old enough to be drafted. Start with all the under 30s.

Mar 16, 2026 11:35 PM

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P.S. - no one would be talking about sending lil hicks to die in IRAN if Kamala Harris was president.

RUB! RUB! RUB!

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Best way yet to rid ourselves of that BS Manosphere toxic shit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How funny would it be that ifnthenpalantir surveillance system was so expensive that it could track who bought maga hats and are under 30 and just starts drafting them. Hinestly anyone who supports him should be begging to join the military and go fight his illegal forever war

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unf*ckable Nazi Dorks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXWacIOYd8

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3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

INCELS

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're straight up gonna start a draft over this, aren't we? A completely non-necessary draft.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's bad for America and good for Russia, it's definitely on The Big List Of Stupid Things That Agent Orange Will Probably Do.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you really support Trump, you would enlist this week

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Save transport costs, accidentally shoot yourself in the head. A good way to get out of it./s

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if that hick right there is your brother or you son, I feel bad for you. I got 99 problems, but my child being a lil nazi ain't one.

3 weeks ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I don't give a shit if that hick is related to me. If he's wearing a Trump hat the family is better off without him. Send his ass!

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

If yer old enough to perv, yer old enough to serve.

3 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I dunno if that's true, have you met a 14 year old boy?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Camaro sales going up

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Suddenly all strippers in the area are now married

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The draft does typically start with 20 year olds, goes through 25, then 18 and 19. So these kids would be among the first.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

n-n-n-nineteen. educate yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rWUlkKuVM

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You don't need to be a dick, you know that, right

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

send Barron

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3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Send that ENTIRE FAMILY shit add the Kushners too!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He’s been checked out and come to find out, he is ineligible for the draft because he’s “too tall”.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

They have waivers for everything, my guy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hacksaws are easy to buy, if you saw high enough, it'll solve any bonespur issue, I'd suggest about neck height.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He’s listed online as being between 6’7 and 6’9. The height limit for the military is 6’8, except for USMC, which is 6’5. Not that he’s going anyway, but I pondered this recently and found it interesting that he potentially is too tall to be drafted. Which, again, wouldn’t happen, but it goddamned well should.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Davis Robinson was 7 feet

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure he's that tall? We know how accurately his pos father listed his height and weight.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve no idea, but you make a good point—his disgusting father lies about his own height, so it’d make sense he’d lie about his son’s, since the difference could be determined from photos by people who are skilled in that area. Seems kind of cognitively involved for him, but who knows. Maybe that’s why there only a range for the son’s height, not the specific height.

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