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Timpani
Recipe? i have no pity on my wife or children.
pickledpete1337
VENTILATION! You could die in there!
dfharrisliii2718
The real question: Is 5 too many? Please post results of your trial...
onlymostofthetime
I add a little tabasco sauce in there.
sirbartonslady
hang your ass out the window and hope you can sleep in that awk position.
rubypilgrim
They are delicious when served with asparagus, in case you feel compelled to add to the olfactory mayhem
eppykaze
There is a simple solution to the egg farts, eat more eggs to train your gut
BIC777
Pretty inconsiderate of your ass
WhiskyBravo
the struggle is real
dpat13
No one else deserves that.
Dannyalcatraz
khaoselement
I actually laughed out loud.
Dannyalcatraz
Muchas gassy ass
509tigerfish
ShimmerinStrider
I bet the stank face is epic
Edgarflaps
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OtisTDrunk
Egg Fart Monday!
Hotsauceman
cousteau
Genuinely trying to figure out ways to allow you to sleep in a different room as your ass. Guess if you lay in the doorway and close the door, with half your body outside the room…
UncleScarwasright
OhIfIMust
RIP
MeatyMouthfeel
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Don't feed OP any upvotes.
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I thought my name was unique, but damn. Nice job.
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
mm2k
That’s when you sleep outside.
Turboslacker
DemonDuJour
Barmaid challenged work crew (8) to eat an entire jar of pickled eggs. They won! But they didn't . . .
Fyreworx
pickled eggs and a nice cold beer are god like.
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6 eggs, 2 beers. Feelin fairly heavenly 😇
Fyreworx
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
He really didn't. Hes a fuckin loser repub charlie kirk supporter that talks smack about Alex Pretti. Hes the lowest of the low. That crown better be made of horseshit.
grumpabeme
Could be worse, you could be getting on a plane tomorrow morning
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
This guys a massive pos I dunno why people are upvoting a charlie kirk supporter.
Bro literally ragging on Alex Pretti on a charlie kirk post.
Currahee63
Worse for who? Him or the other passengers?
darkninja2992
Yes
bondematt
First one, then the other.
DePhyler
Sharing is caring.
rookie23
Anyone smell popcorn?
BeaverOnFire
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darkninja2992
I mean, they have oxygen masks for a reason
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Don't feed OP any upvotes.
beachbum273
Pretty sure that's biochemical warfare and gets you on the nofly list
yesdearmetoo
I was on a flight from Newark to Memphis years ago. There were two ladies in the row ahead of me. One of them started ripping ass about 30 min into the flight.
Hexidimentional
you ate six in one sittting that's kind of on you bruh
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
This poster is a nazi. Literally. They make constant comments insulting Goode and Pretti.
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
Just lose 3 yolks; you'll come out smelling...well not like a rose, but...
Canigetbannedagain2
Next time, try an ostrich egg.
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Don't feed OP any upvotes.
HandoB4Javert
Snooj
Is that a lot? That's just breakfast for me.
Hexidimentional
settle down there gaston
Snooj
I'm roughly the size of a barge but not the top half of my torso.
Darkwell
No one's got cake like Gaston
Thicc from eggs like Gaston
Snooj
No one's hoping for Belle to do pegs like Gaston
theweezel69
If you haven't done this then I feel for you since it seems you have never had good deviled eggs.
Hexidimentional
i've had them, just one or two halves, they're hors d'oeuvres you're not supposed to fill up on them
theweezel69
You can't fill up on them. Your body makes room for more of them. Seriously, just go all out. Buy a party tray of them at a store and eat them all. Your body will find a way. And those are just OK deviled eggs. Good or great ones a dozen eggs worth is child's play.
theweezel69
I should also specify that when I say "child's play," I do mean as a child I did it and was appropriately scolded. Also, as an adult, I did buy a party platter of them (on sale) and ate them all. I have a theory that the yoke not being dry doesn't quickly satiate hunger, which makes them easy to overindulge on. But, I am a hedonist so philosophically I'm very ok with that.
Snooj
I make deviled eggs as my go-to for parties and potlucks. I never bring any home.
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It was more like over 4 hours while cooking meal prep, but also snacking 🤷♂️
StellaMatutina
OPs fixing to outpace his mom on breaking every bridge he walks on. Trump would be proud
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Nice to see you here 😉
Hexidimentional
Please survive your horrific egg farts
Fanner50
Did you pickle beets with the eggs?
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I did not. I’ve heard that’s just for color?
Targe0
It is, it won't do much for the flavour.
Mindshard
Right? Dude's weak, gave up after 6.
Rubyrose99
Yeah you're way behind Gaston, you still need like 4.5 dozen
Mindshard
Man, Gaston got such a raw deal. I still refuse to accept that he was the villain of the story.
Sensiblyinteresting
Right 6?!? That's like usually what I make sure to leave for everyone else
Mindshard
You leave some for others?
Sensiblyinteresting
Yeah, after my sister scoldeded me one year. Now I pay her and my aunt to make a lot extras every year lol
EricAirheart
I ate 4 with tonight raman dinner. Wish me luck too.
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Hexidimentional
did you soak em in soy and sugar for a bit? mmm seasoned eggs
Rdunzl
Beet juice. Might be a southern thing.
EricAirheart
Soy sauce, chives, garlic (diced), spicy pepper, and sugar: then let sit for a few days.
Hexidimentional
mmmmyes
EricAirheart
Ans ginger to taste
horsetuna
As someone who loves onion rings but her guts don't... I feel you.
Saddam Hussein sent me a letter once asking to replace the mustard gas with my flatulence.
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
Don't feed OP any upvotes.
Hexidimentional
i started taking ozempic for my diabetes and man, nothing fucking agrees with me anymore ;w;
horsetuna
I've had issues for a month now and I think something else is going on. Dietitians on Tuesday
GravyEducation
Never give up onion rings, if you die in battle, you will go to Vidalia-halla
horsetuna
Not even gas pills help.
horsetuna
It's an Occasional Treat.
indyjones2010
Have you tried the bloomin' onion at outback steakhouse?? It's so good but has stinky consequences hahaha
horsetuna
Oh god I would be asked by the POTUS to go to Iran if I ate one of those.