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Apr 11, 2026 2:23 PM
yougotjamed
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Donaldbain
djhash
Two go in with knives and one comes out! Guacamelee!
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
UnitConversionBot
6,800 kilos ≈ 1070 stone or 6.69 long tons
TheMurderousCricket
That would be fitting as trump's final resting place.
Sechran
And waste all that guacamole!? No. This should be eaten with chips, tacos, and everything else guacamole is good with.
Trump can be tossed in a septic tank where he belongs.
taez555
Guac is extra.
TapeLeg
sme2812
If the local priest blessed it, it's holy...
RummageSaleBubbler
That'll be $10k extra.
pachyderm
Well they damn sure beat mine...
CabooseDM
we're gonna need more toast
TexMexHex
Thats gunna be poop brown by serving time
FeloniousMonk13
Some citrus juice will really slow the browning. Also if in a bowl, you can cover w a thin layer of oil- scoop off gently before eating- and it will not turn brown. Love, a Latino
cousteau
You can also cover it in cling film; it kinda works.
ispendtomuchtimehere
ya, that's buggin' me
FeChefImgur
Guacamole should have lime juice in it to help prevent it from going brown.
TexMexHex
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timothyaolson2000
When that oxidizes, it is going to look like a sewage treatment vat.
FraudulentPepsi
For swimming?
ispendtomuchtimehere
I just thought of an acceptable way to die..
guardian492
We're gonna need a bigger lemon!!
Randomice
"It's ready, bring on the chips!" ... "Who was supposed to bring the chips?" ... "Wait, are you guys telling me nobody brought any chips?"
itdweeb
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of chips!
Randomice
The guacamole will turn brown before they can get back.
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
Bring out the limes!!!