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May 31, 2024 7:58 PM

johnxbear

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#1 took a bit long to realize it wasn't Toph and Satan in a high five follow through spin

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#1

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#23 finally saw this movie. Fantastic

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I took a shit for the glory of the empire!!

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#8 found 'er

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#18 Fun fact: The word "Buffoon" literally means "toad"

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#50

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#44 I ate half of my $17 chinese food order in one sitting... for the glory of the Empire! (I'm saving the rest for lunch, really. I'm definitely not going to break down and devour it at 2 am... for the glory of the Empire)

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I had explosive diarrhea... for the glory of the Empire!

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#47 catch me stapling denim to the sides of a cottage so I can finally own a jouse

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#3 'Criss Cross Apple Sauce' rhymes in an American accent, right?

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#47 Jdrugs

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And jhookers

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#41 Is that the rapist Riley Reid?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is a baby.

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#27 FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn’t get that one, can you explain since you seem to get it?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pokemon version of the FMA fusion doggo

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#41 "Oh god, you're gonna make me cum Mlady, oh god you're gonna make me cum, oh god you're gonna make me cum Mlady, Butterfly, Sugar, Baby"?

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Yes, those are the exact iconic lyrics to Crazy Town’s 1999 hit single, Butterfly

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Huh

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One hit wonder.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 if this were true, I'm totally okay pushing thirty with a full head of hair.

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Fun fact, it's not true

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 My souls or I guess they are coins. Whatever the consumable for more exp is, my collection is quite vast because I only ever used one in my playthrough

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#47 Tacos

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#10 ... and their brand new distressed leathers squeakin' with every step

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Exactly two kinds of people ride Harley's: actual bikers who could tell you if a piston is misfiring by the sound of the engine, and mid-life crisis professionals looking for a third wife.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Dress for the slide, not the ride.” ‘Course these two didn’t do that either.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably make some neat sparks.

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#47 Billion dollars.

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I don't think you can buy more money with less money.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they should have specified that...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you be able to do that? That literally doesn't work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 yo, stickers are jobless party stamps

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#27

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Drank a beer ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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#47 jerking off grease

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#47 Canada

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Deeds

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My name starts with A, so I'm getting Anything I fucking want.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

More Money.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ketamine

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Stuff

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cake and Charlize Theron to eat cake with

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dollars that I can actually spend whatever I want with

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha my first thought was money I can do whatever I want with

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A name change

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could get knives. Maybe I can sell the knives for normal, not "k" money. I could show how they can even cut through a shoe and.... wait a minute.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Europe

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Catamaran

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Essentials

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My name starts with a B, so I would buy a "B"unch of weed and video games.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Boats. Bungalow. Bitches. .....baklava.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullion. Gold, silver, or platinum. Then buy whatever you really want. That's what I'd do.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name starts with an A so I’d buy A Mansion and A yacht

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Berkshire Hathaway stock

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jew.....lery.

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The word is "jewelry" as in "jewels", not jewlery.

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Just about everything.

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#20 I blame JRPGs for my gaming behaviour, looking at you, FF6!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For me, it was Fallout 1 and getting addicted to your "buffing potions" so I just learned to never use those damn things

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LOL, I'm filthy rich in stimpacks, I also have yet to get addicted to them!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 goddammit.

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Took me way too long before the right words fell into place, lol

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

that songs so hard to remove form heaed

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My friend doesn’t understand

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🎶Come my lady, come come my lady, you’re my butterfly, sugar, baby 🎶

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My friend.. was close, but not quite as well..

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Pretty sure that's a bird tho.

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Everything is a JoJo reference if you try hard enough.

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"Butterfly," a song by Crazy Town. I never heard of it either. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

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I presume this is a song.

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We live in a timeline where theres people that dont know this song. How and why am i still allowed to live...?

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Butterfly, by Crazy Town. It was quite popular before the war. Even during the war. And after the war too, thinking back on it. I suppose the war had no bearing on it either way. There might not have been a war, even. But the song was pretty popular I guess is what I’m getting at.

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The video for it is embarrassing on many levels and for many people

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I mean, it came out in 1999. There would end up being a war a couple years afterwards. But it was a small one so maybe you missed it.

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#27 I can’t recall the reference. Please help!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a scene from fullmetal alchemist with pokemon characters swapped in

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It's killing me, who is the chimera supposed to be?

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I think Bonnie (blonde dudes little sister) x Dedenne (a Pokemon). It was driving me crazy, too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are a gentleperson and a scholar. Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 thank you, had never seen this one before and I really appreciated it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope it helps 😁

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really does, thank you. I have really been trying to work on appreciating my own accomplishments, thinking of them the same way I would if I heard of it from someone else.

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Have you done/heard of a encouragement jar? Every day keep some paper on you. And any time you feel accomplished or proud of yourself write it down and put it in a jar when you feel down or on edge pull a note out and remind yourself of the accomplishments you have made and remember it's because you kept it up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I am going to try that

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7 months later how are you doing? Keeping your goals?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0