it runs on carrots

Apr 4, 2026 3:33 PM

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expensive_petroleum

Pretty much no unleaded petrol anywhere in Dundee today. Hardly any

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like one of those chants/songs from a football match.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He's on a hose?

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This sounds like one of those football chants that the supporters usually gets a little naughty with

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Grass in, fast out

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🔊

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago (deleted Apr 4, 2026 5:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sucking on tailpipes also leaves one exhausted

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With sound

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

£1.379/L for unleaded? Where I am it’s already at £1.529/L, diesel is £1.89/L.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF britain without petrol??

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My electric cars charge at home while I sleep....

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's on a hooooooors

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your car can't bolt Mr Christopher reeve

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FFS. Look at all the empty filling points. It's a long length of hose - just pull out enough to reach around your car. It's not magic.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

UK is currently experiencing "localized fuel shortages", so those pumps may be out of service. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg0pnk5x28o

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The shortages haven’t even started yet

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's accurate.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He knows bikes and ebikes exist right? Much cheaper to keep and they don't shit everywhere.

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Horse people are almost universally absolute asses about letting horses crap anywhere that's not inconvenient for them.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes, but they don't run on carrots.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My bike does :-) Love a carrot

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't this a previous crisis? I want to say Covid

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horses weren't exactly environmentally friendly, either. Hint: it's the mountains upon mountains of poop they leave behind.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Horse manure is extremely environmentally friendly though? Poop is a good thing, plants need it. Our food needs it.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And how do you suggest we clean the streets fast enough? Mountains of it start to pile up...it creates all sorts of disasters. And it wasn't just the manure, it was the urine...it was the heavy carcasses of dead horses in the streets... https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Great-Horse-Manure-Crisis-of-1894/ It's some disgusting reading, but...

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHIT! I went past this garage this morning! It’s Surbiton / Thames Ditton in SW London

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just to confirm, this isn’t from this week at all. Drove past again this morning and not only are all the signs updated (new car wash) but the prices are now much higher. This must have been the last petrol shortage a few years ago.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you see the howse?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No howse. No signing. And no queue for petrol, but every day is different

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Rubberbandits know exactly what's up: https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?si=1uJmz0Qu2EWMqPhY

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

These are the people who wrote Angela’s ashes?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Truly at a loss for words.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it by 39 seconds

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be honest, riding a car in England if you don't have to go like 50 miles is being a cunt.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

is the whole country larger than 50 miles?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Sure, you're generally supposed to drive them instead. I got in trouble for riding one once.

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

While I doubt you’ve ever truthfully been “in trouble” for riding (in) a motor carriage, I wholeheartedly believe you’ve been reprimanded, at least once, for arguing a point of semantics without paying heed to regionally specific vernacular. Unless of course you are a mechanophile, in which case, I apologize for my assumptions

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mr Bean?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

I love that man.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

look at my horse, my horse is amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do not need the sound to hear the keyboard solo.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here for the future, with sound.

6 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I took my upvote back and gave it to you. Who posts that without sound?! People these days. Unbelievable

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the one with sound doesn't seem to come up as easily in a Google search. It was harder to find. Strangely enough, the ones I had favorited seem to be missing.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even know how many favorites I lost T_T

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0