Zinfandella
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Mar 10, 2026 7:32 PM
Zinfandella
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CakeIsALie227
How's the couch?
gonzar09
Know that pain. Had to share a bed with the missus at the in-laws some time back and it would not only creak with every slight move, it would echo throughout the house. Forget any fun; it became a task to just stay sleeping.
MasterChristopher
Your son is an adult! You don't have to pretend anymore!
glovelyday
It's no accident.
GrumpyOldMan55
Floor time.
SkaerKrowe
He's probably heard it before. Just go for it!
XXXSpork
Did you sweep for cameras?
Zinfandella
Yes 😆
ISofaKingWeeToddDid
Stealth mode, ENGAGE
wurstkaesescenario
Zolpidem is the way
CountryGuyMike
Give him 100$ and send him to the nearest mall / food hub tell him not to come back in 2hrs. xD
pullingsixty
He's gonna need more than a hundred if you're telling him not to come back.
MayorofPantstown
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happyrabbitzz
How old and/or annoying is your son? Might be time for some payback...
Zinfandella
He's 19 and not annoying one bit :)
seth1421
People know what happens at vacation rentals, just clean up when you’re done and walk out with your head high
Snowman25
Read the title
seth1421
Yeah that wasn’t there in usersub lol
IgnisInvictus
Nah. Creaky bed is distracting for the participants. Time to move to the floor.
seth1421
That’s the spirit!
fformulaa
Floor, shower, hot tub, balcony, couch, wall, swings, felled tree, car, hood, park bench, counter tops, bathroom tops, just standing up, i mean countless of ways to pucker up and dock
Pfffftit
You had me at felled tree
JerzeeTomato
Ditto
fformulaa
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Pistolstar86
Going to have to move it to the floor
75townecoupe
Shower sex
Pistolstar86
Mom, dad.. I heard moaning sounds in the bathroom.. is there ghosts in there? Yes Billy, the bathroom is defiantly haunted.
milikl
No excuses!!! Only solutions!!!
You can try standing too :-)
stayingalive4life
Take a cue from Shaggy’s “Wasn’t Me”
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
THEmichaelscarn12
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WeatherWiz
What about the Alola Coach?
Zinfandella
I don't know what that is. Did you mean the Aloha couch? Lol
CuntCrotchula
I believe theyre talking about the Alolan form of the couch, which is a different form of couch than the ones not in Alola
WeatherWiz
Jesus, my phone’s autocorrect has given up on me lol. YES lol.
Zinfandella
I cheated and took those pictures at the last bnb 😬 The one we're at now is way fancy
WeatherWiz
Hopefully the new couch is as tropical!
Zinfandella
They're white!