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If you prefer to listen rather than reading the transcript: https://twitter.com/Eleven_Films/status/1261557712590012416?s=20
You can check your voter registration at vote.org because you are the real MVP!
bngd
And yet his supporters excuse him as “he is not perfect but”....I’M NOT PERFECT SUSAN! He is mentally ill.
captainjuicynipples
DicksmackMcgee
A lot of "real" Republicans realize they need to hit the reset button and regroup or be irrelevant for the next 10 years.
DaNylz
It shows how fucked up the American system is to bring incompetent white old men in high positions.
Phenome
If you chose an American at random you'd almost certainly get a better candidate than Trump. 99.9% Chance to get an improvement.
slotheroll
The701
Convenient link: https://vote.gov
thatlamer
ote.gov">vote.gov. vote.org is a third party and there is no guarantee that they are providing accurate information or submitting your registration.
youlovemeyouhateme
MKaiser
MooseknuckleJim
Check your voter registration at vote.gov
W4RG4ZM
You can check to see if you're registered to vote at vote.org
cavemanscientist
LZorro
I figured the original scene was going to be in the comments, but this is much better.
rambot
There's no fucking way a Trump fan knows the word "comportment".
MoonMoon89
The Deep State has a 5G cell tower controlling Steve Schmidt through vaccine microchips! No, but really, I hope they learn from this.
ReginaKasteen
At this point I'd welcome a sinister conspiracy to take over the country. At least they might get shit done.
MoonMoon89
Have you HEARD how competent and effective the DEEP STATE is? If they really existed, they'd be a shoo-in to win.
maddcovv
fluffmeister
Check your voter registration at vo">.org">vote.org and fvap.gov for military persons
burlyqlady
*military persons and expats. American expats would be the third largest US state, by population. It's a shame we don't all vote as a block.
merxman
I read that at least twice as fap.gov and was like wait, the military gets special government-sponsored porn?!?!?
purdhapley
alfmeister6227
He should do. Normally if anything goes wrong these days he is the one responsible.
peenisbutterjellytime
That fucktard dicksnot is gonna get elected again somehow
fandsor
The latest polls show Trump down by double digits.
pyroshen
Can't really blame him as much as the stupid 47% of America that votes for him
mentalpiggie
And the what was it 70-something percent that didn't vote?
rugrugrug
They are almost equally as dumb.
Easykehl
If you want to hear him say it rather than reading: https://twitter.com/Eleven_Films/status/1261557712590012416?s=20
DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
Is there a tldr?
TheBurritoConfederacy
Thank you. This should be up higher. It's nice to be able to hear it straight from the guy instead of as a transcript.
babycheesehead
This needs it’s own post
PhilFromAccounting
*its, but yes it does.
CgnCalling
Added to description - Thank you!
The701
@OP - check Eastkehl's post above mine. You should be able to edit that into your post.
CgnCalling
Done! Thank you!
TheOneTrueZippy8
For decades this man was the punchline for "who is the most ridiculous idea for US President ?". No-one else got a look in. He still is.
SilverNicktail
Bizarrely echoed in the UK where Boris, a man ridiculed almost constantly for decades as a buffoon, became the PM because.....
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Theresa May stood down when she saw how badly she had messed up. Boris wanted power
justanotherbumsausage
To be fair, Teresa inherited a poisoned chalice. She had to try to make Brexit happen, despite reportedly not believing in it. Tough job IMO
TheOneTrueZippy8
Both are "that bloke off of the telly". Do not underestimate the power of name recognition.
GoddamnitClown
Part of it. It's also simple populism - they know what platitudes will land with people and they're shameless enough to emptily spout them.
TheBlueMuppet
As an American, can we buy Boris and Donald a fucking comb?
activeracer28
Damn. I'm not going to lie. The words are the equivalent of the finest samurai sword ever wielded by the greatest samurai ever.
CgnCalling
Definitely a Hattori Hanzo wielded by Master Pai
ReginaKasteen
An overly specialized sword compensating for poor materials, in the hands of a courtier whose military traditions hide a lack of experience?
FinishingCarpentry
As a Canadian....as a human being, please vote him out. Do the world a solid and get rid of that goof.
Scrappy1841
As an American... as a human being, please vote prime Minister black face out. Do the world a solid and get rid of that racist.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
There are a lot of petty, evil morons running around in the states, unfortunately. More than I had thought possible before all this.
sarkonas
One good thing about the Trump presidency- it really made all the scum clear for all to see
Mapleviking
also a Canadian, please vote him out, vote the GOP out. The World hates this.
jaydawgx7
I'll just leave this here for anyone looking for a chuckle https://twitter.com/i/status/1274857429730295808
jbsquare
lol that is awesome.
butttrumpet
Oof such a stark comparison
FaptimusPrime
Between the conduct, policies, gibberish, and past transgressions, how can anyone still even come close to supporting the president?
thereitis101
They hate the “Libs” that much more.
JRcanReid
It is truly mind boggling. My father in law, a man I had truly respected, is someone I can no longer even talk to. Just blind support.
MrSmilingDeath
Mama always said, "stupid is as stupid does."
Karakorum
People on the right don't hang out in echo chambers as much as folks on the left. Take imgur as a prime example.
thatsbadmmkay
The headline hyped it up too much. This criticism could be a lot more surgical and policy based.
StampedeJohnson
What policies? Nepotism, white nationalism and golfing?
thatsbadmmkay
Tax cuts for the rich. Less than bare minimum response to covid. Threatening violence to protestors. Really the list goes on forever.
Traja01
Policies aren’t persuasive to American voters. That’s been tried. It’s a losing strategy. Get with it.
thatsbadmmkay
Only fear seems to work yes, but maybe Im an optimist who feels like a pessimist.
RElGNMAN
Actually it seems more like...
PianoMan2112
Remember to wish him into the cornfield in November.
ReginaKasteen
What did corn ever do to you?
RustyMcKraken
That actually sounds like an intro to an episode of The Twilight Zone. Too bad it wasn't just for 1/2 hour long, instead of 3.5 years.
mycousinthewifebeater
EmbedAndBreakfast
This is the extent of Trump's sense of humour, mocking someone's affliction. Which really means he has no sense of humor. Scary isn't it?
LoTRFanatic42
Trump doesn't have a sense of humor. He doesn't laugh. The only things that amuse him are mocking and belittling others.
The701
Yes. Insults, condescension, and trolling. That's all he's got.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Don't forget failed businesses, pedophilia, the elegance of a newt.
AlexisActually
I'm still disheartened that this country elected him after this occurrence. This should have been enough to convince anyone he was unfit.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Unfit to turn the US into a better country. But great to turn them into a country liberals would absolutely hate.
maddcovv
Weedies617
I like to point out, I think he called her a dog..
RunLikeAnAntelope
My friend is the man behind this poster as well as others like it. Check out The Good Liars on Instagram.
ReginaKasteen
If the right candidate for the job had happened to call my wife ugly, I wouldn't let that stop me from endorsing them. Cruz is a spineless /
ReginaKasteen
toady because he endorsed an utter failure who has brought nothing but ruin on everything around him, not because of some insult.
WhyCantIHaveADog
The kind of person who would call your wife ugly would not be the right candidate by definition.
CptKoolaid
Like I would listen to a recommendation from the Zodiac killer?
Trex69
Ivanaski
Ass
CaldariBob
He may not know much about running a successful business, may not know much about running a successful country, but if there's one thing...
CaldariBob
...Trump knows about, it's other mens' wives.
Seedofvengeance
"And accused my dead father of assassinating JFK"
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
The Zodiac killer is actually another phase of the MK Ultra program his father was part of. When Trump insulted his wife, it actually...
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
..reactivated his mental programming and he's been under Trump's direct control since.
Welltron3030
That's still more reasonable than pretty much anything Trump has ever said
theWholeTiddy
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Only explanation that makes sense, really.
shingondshingones
Rafael Cruz, like a neutered dog and up answering phone for trump's campaign like the bitch dog that he is, texas im looking at you... why
Welltron3030
I didn't fucking vote for him. Blame rural districts with 60 people total. My district is blue, and we have hundreds of thousands of people
Welltron3030
I say, I say, I say- can you say gerrymandering?
ILikeFugu
That's not gerrymandering.....
Welltron3030
Youre right, that was a bad example, but it's still bullshit
shingondshingones
Im just so disappointed on Texas, i have family in FTW. They vote blue, but....
deetatron
deetatron
https://i.imgur.com/v1Yy5Pl
ILikeFugu
The weird thing is that Ted Cruz is honestly a pretty nice and professional person, but his political views are... mixed
WoopDeFrickenDoo
I only like him because of that vid where he sees a sign comparing his appearance to Kevin from the Office and he sort of dies on camera.
ILikeFugu
I've seen that one too, his response to the whole zodiac killer meme was great too, he actually has a good sense of humour
DRATandBLAST
Mixed? Not calling you out personally but as a non Texan I'd like to hear more about his views. He seems like a spineless bootlicker to me.
ILikeFugu
I'm not from Texas, but what has always stuck out about him for me is his term limit push, and that he actually offers reasons for his views
ILikeFugu
e.g. He's against the removal of confederate monuments, but this is because he views doing so as as whitewashing history
thecomfycat
The fact that Trump never has, and probably never will, face any consequences for his actions is the meat frustrating part
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
Meat frustration is the precursor to a:
Traja01
I’m hoping there are hundreds of lawsuits ready to be filed the day he leaves office.
m4m16m99
Are you kidding me President Trump has been under a microscope from day one. Obumer comited multiple crimes and you fools were complacent
kunkuno
m4m16m99
This clown should be executed for treason.
kunkuno
what treason did he commit?
MouseKeyboard
Being criticised isn't really a consequence.
m4m16m99
When the MSM criticizes it is a consequence. You realize how many idiots are out there that believe CNN and MSNBC and other.
thereitis101
What crimes did he commit?
m4m16m99
Created ISIS,spied an American citizens. Weaponized the DOJ,FBI,CIA,NSA. IRS against American citizens.
MouseKeyboard
Melanin possession.
m4m16m99
Create ISIS ,spied an American citizens gave our enemies 150 billion in cash.
LoTRFanatic42
OBamAgaTe!
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I agree that he's a "consequential" president. He is exactly the consequences of a system that lets people born into power and money stay 1/
dogmatix
An idiotic, self-centered, fearful president for an idiotic, self-centered, fearful electorate. ;)
TheCosmicDrifter
Bingo
RaisinZetaJones
I mean yeah, that's exactly what the guy was getting at, in the same way Trump is a great man, but not a good man, or how Trump is in worthy
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
I know. But he just kind of threw out the "consequential" comment and moved on so I wanted to expand on that specific point
RaisinZetaJones
of respect, not in the sense of a moral role model, but in the way a disease or a war must be respected and not ignored. Trump confuses
RaisinZetaJones
consequentialism, greatness and respect with moral and intellectual standing, not understanding the denotations of those words still hold
RaisinZetaJones
far more sway than the connotations we've invested in them. He is a reminder of everything that can be wrong with all that those words mean.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
powerful and rich. No matter how awful he is, the consequences of his actions are always borne by other people, and he is allowed to 2/
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
surround himself with spineless toadies. He's always been told he's right, he's great, he's a good businessman, and he never learned 3/
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
otherwise because he's always had somebody on hand to bail him out and tell him what a special prince he is. 4/4
LlamaEaters
I agree. Even Hitler was but a product of his times. People forget that the environment is just as much at fault as the man, if not more.
maeviecake
Agreed. He’s a piece of shit, but I feel bad for him. He became this way.
Nicalanius
So is he the ultimate participation trophy kid? A unique snowflake who is the only one that exists?
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Kinda? It's like a school race. And every other kid is shackled to the starting line. And then when he loses anyway, they give him a 1/2
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
spacemany0
Voted in by the people. You're welcome.
MuffinProof
https://jwlarson.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/slitheen.jpg
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
Kilgrave
Even just the sound of him is something quite atrocious! His fans all think there’s no such thing as a COVID diagnosis!
sadurdaynight
Oh wow.. it just keeps getting better! Bravo!
SaraFourImgur
This is art
napzack
You want to see a real nazi? /a/BwnacB6
TheSongofRiver
"Lets talk about someone else, so we dont talk about how bad the current president is." - Trump fans
theirarefourlights
Good one. You really stuck it to the left. Edit: *anyone with half a brain.
LuminoZero
Awww, that's adorable! You guys are going back to trying to talk about Byrd, who was praised by the NAACP for his work.
mrdoublejr1360
I wo see if you've ever praised president Trump for all the accolades he received for the same thing.
LuminoZero
Educate yourself, if you can stomach all the big words. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Byrd
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
Do you have any actual sources? Wikipedia's more like a general summary
LuminoZero
Sure I do. Scroll to the bottom of the page and there are bunch of helpful citations.
thechelonianshelmet
First word should be Stupid.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Almost agreed with you, but realized it should be super THEN stupid. Has a nice ring to it and emphasizes the stupid part better. Be safe
PapiChuloNumeroUno
Cthulhuchooseyou
dalaiyoda
Not a perfect fix, but good enough.
IAmRelevantToThis
As an English Nanny who despises Trump, thank you very very much!
dalaiyoda
No worries, ma'am.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
m4m16m99
Mexicans for Trump 2020!!!
OriginalAndWitty
Can't wait to lose with an even bigger majority of votes. Thanks to terrible gerrymandering(of states), rigged elections, and the EC sham.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Now that’s good propaganda
E7bear
Too bad neither Trump nor Biden are fit to run the country. We live in a sad time.
alcoholdistributer
Not true unfortunately, that’s what they tell us
webshots76
I read: Go Vote Cunts
MeMesnJifs
I read this vote you c**ts
certainlynotaserialkiller
depends on the state on how much it counts...
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
You can check your voter registration at vote.gov
fluffmeister
Eyyyy!
jaydawgx7
I live in Florida. Sometimes they have to count my vote twice!
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Until SCOTUS says to stop
mingothejedi
*SCROTUS
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
In Republican states, it's apparent that that's not true.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Hey, I live in Missouri and I'm not abandoning hope. These are unprecedented times, anything can happen.
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Good for you. Stay strong!
Draenic
It absolutely does. The problem this November is going to be voting in the first place
CSlice06
... in a swing state...
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Can't count votes that dont make it in because over half a million people had 1 polling station.
YourDepression
My mom is registered republican so for the primaries she can’t vote dem ?♂️
ScarecrowSticks
First read that as "YOUR VOTE CUNTS" for some reason
FlamedLion
Same
TheLeanWolf
Cunts voted him in, so yeah.
B166ERMaximus
I refuse to believe it still doesn’t say that, ya cunts.
MrHerpertDerpington
My tired brain made it into "VOTE YOU CUNTS". Well, time for covfefe.
definitelynotawolf
Me too
Whyareallusernamestaken42
Lol. Same. But also in a British accent for some reason?!
TorSverre
Same!
Crawmak
Hot take: Covfefe is the least depressing Trump meme
TlalocTemporal
The only good thing to come out of a Trump.
UggItsThatKid24
Yes it does! As long as you can make on the allotted day, within about a 12 hour window, at the right polling location did I mention you and
UggItsThatKid24
Millions of others only have one day?
dancingbarefootonlego
Vote Absentee!